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arial

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 now, considering it is Christmas day:

How do you think your favourite Mass Effect character would be spending the holidays pre-reaper war

Modifié par arial, 25 décembre 2012 - 03:16 .


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Joe Del Toro

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Just spending all day eating his Chrits

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Lordofn00bs

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arial wrote...
How do you think your favourite Mass Effect character would be spending the holidays pre-reaper war

jerking off

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Cobalt2113

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What's next, new ears day?

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arial

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fixed, sorry, my "S" key i on the frit, doe not work half the time

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Joe Del Toro

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Oh now my joke is ruined THANKS FOR RUINING MY CHRITMAS

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Joe Del Toro wrote...

Oh now my joke is ruined THANKS FOR RUINING MY CHRITMAS

....your welcome.....?

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Peranor

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Miranda... In a santa's hat... and nothing else. Food for thought...

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JamesFaith

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Ah, that S problem was like that great scene from Jean-Paul Belmondo's movie Le Magnifique, where writer lost his R during dramatic scene.

Where are they taking us?
To helicoptel.
Helicoptel?
Yes, helicoptel. But don't be aflaid, my deal, I will plotect you.

Modifié par JamesFaith, 25 décembre 2012 - 03:24 .


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GreyLycanTrope

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Well my favorites ain't human so they don't celebrate, Shep's probably hanging with her mom and Liara.

Joe Del Toro wrote...

Oh now my joke is ruined THANKS FOR RUINING MY CHRITMAS

We still love you Joe.

Modifié par Greylycantrope, 25 décembre 2012 - 03:24 .


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arial wrote...

 now, considering it is Christmas day:

How do you think your favourite Mass Effect character would be spending the holidays pre-reaper war


Harbinger would be drinking Reaper nog from all of the victims he harvested.

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LucasShark

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Considering Bioware's writing skill: celebrating life day with Harbinger.

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JamesFaith

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But back to topic.

My Shepard would be probably unwrapping Liara. Or Tali. Ah, hell, it's Christmas so he would probably unwrapping them both.

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GreyLycanTrope

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Also forgot to mention Shep will be trying to get Liara into the holiday spirit if you catch my meaning:
Image IPB

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garrusfan1

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Pre reaper war killing mercs on omega

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eddieoctane

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Lordofn00bs wrote...

arial wrote...
How do you think your favourite Mass Effect character would be spending the holidays pre-reaper war

jerking off


Can Joker's wrist handle that much abuse without snapping?

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Archonsg

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Re-photoshoping Tali's Face.

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Zazzerka

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eddieoctane wrote...

Can Joker's wrist handle that much abuse without snapping?

Uh... he doesn't masturbate with his feet, Commander, so no, it won't be a problem.

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She'll be getting wasted as feck and dancing terribly because I sent her a message on the extranet telling her what her makers have in store for her.

Hey, does this support the created v creators conflict?

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Liara and Shepard role playing. Santa and the naughty elf. Who is who though ;)

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My Shepard will be listening to Simple Plan and cutting himself in the bathtub.

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BringBackNihlus wrote...

My Shepard will be listening to Simple Plan and cutting himself in the bathtub.


HAHAHA!!!!!

a photoshop wizard or a 3D animator must make this happen!

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dorktainian

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kids opening presents... with their biotic powers.

liara and garrus cooking christmas dinner.

jack sat down with her feet up sipping meths.

wrex wrestling open his new backstreet boys annual

edi doing the dishwashing.

joker building paperchains

ashley playing with her new diy botox set.

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Sol Downer

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My Engineer Shep would stay on the rebuilt Earth for a few days and enjoy the snow.

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eddieoctane

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GT Zazzerka wrote...

eddieoctane wrote...

Can Joker's wrist handle that much abuse without snapping?

Uh... he doesn't masturbate with his feet, Commander, so no, it won't be a problem.



Joker, in regards to the Collector attack on the Normandy: What was I supposed to do, break my arm at them?

So his wrist is probably a liability too. Way to ruin a good joke.