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Most Awkward Moments of Mass Effect?

Débuté par No Room for the Sane , déc. 25 2012 04:58

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Posté 29 décembre 2012 - 02:19

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SJNKD wrote...

forget to mention its like 40+ degrees/Celsius in Australia so I'm shirtless and in boxer shorts. She's thinks I'm mas***bating when I'm not, I was sweaty from the heat. It was horrible, I die every summer.

You don't masturbate over the Mass Effect sex scenes?

Pleb.

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Posté 29 décembre 2012 - 02:59

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GT Zazzerka wrote...

SJNKD wrote...

forget to mention its like 40+ degrees/Celsius in Australia so I'm shirtless and in boxer shorts. She's thinks I'm mas***bating when I'm not, I was sweaty from the heat. It was horrible, I die every summer.

You don't masturbate over the Mass Effect sex scenes?

Pleb.


Forget the sex scenes. I just start ****** on command when I see Liara.

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Posté 29 décembre 2012 - 03:04

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BringBackNihlus wrote...

Forget the sex scenes. I just start ****** on command when I see Liara.

Fair enough, I hope you do it respectfully, though. Liara is a person, not a sex object.

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Posté 29 décembre 2012 - 03:06

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BringBackNihlus wrote...

GT Zazzerka wrote...

SJNKD wrote...

forget to mention its like 40+ degrees/Celsius in Australia so I'm shirtless and in boxer shorts. She's thinks I'm mas***bating when I'm not, I was sweaty from the heat. It was horrible, I die every summer.

You don't masturbate over the Mass Effect sex scenes?

Pleb.


Forget the sex scenes. I just start ****** on command when I see Liara.

On command? Who commands you?

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Posté 29 décembre 2012 - 03:07

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

BringBackNihlus wrote...

GT Zazzerka wrote...

SJNKD wrote...

forget to mention its like 40+ degrees/Celsius in Australia so I'm shirtless and in boxer shorts. She's thinks I'm mas***bating when I'm not, I was sweaty from the heat. It was horrible, I die every summer.

You don't masturbate over the Mass Effect sex scenes?

Pleb.


Forget the sex scenes. I just start ****** on command when I see Liara.

On command? Who commands you?


My penis.

#131
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Posté 29 décembre 2012 - 03:11

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LOL

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Posté 29 décembre 2012 - 03:11

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

BringBackNihlus wrote...

GT Zazzerka wrote...

SJNKD wrote...

forget to mention its like 40+ degrees/Celsius in Australia so I'm shirtless and in boxer shorts. She's thinks I'm mas***bating when I'm not, I was sweaty from the heat. It was horrible, I die every summer.

You don't masturbate over the Mass Effect sex scenes?

Pleb.


Forget the sex scenes. I just start ****** on command when I see Liara.

On command? Who commands you?


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#133
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Posté 29 décembre 2012 - 03:57

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i still think mirandas ass is one of the most awkward things in both me2 and me3.

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Posté 29 décembre 2012 - 04:08

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Oh my god I didn't know we could save Steve.I never talked with him.And I learned it from this thread...

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#135
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Posté 29 décembre 2012 - 04:12

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And for me Miranda's ass is most awkward thing especially in me2, that zoom..

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Posté 29 décembre 2012 - 05:05

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In ME3, Anderson telling me he "followed you up" to the Citadel, but inexplicably came out somewhere else, yet when you reach the central platform, both he and the Illusive Man somehow teleport there when there was clearly only one walkway to that platform. Not so much awkward as just... bizarre?  All I can picture in that scene is Shepard getting launched out of the conduit with Anderson right behind him, who lands behind Shepard, sees him laying there and just sprints ahead with reckless abandon because he wants to be the hero for once.  Then the Illusive Man is clinging to the ceiling, watching him with his mangled face and drops down after Shepard walks ahead.

In ME2, running around the Normandy my Shepard always seems to lock his head on something so when he's running, he's all weird with his upper body and head turned left or right at an awkward, inhuman angle as he runs forward.

In ME2, if you choose the renegade option to kiss Miranda in her quarters, the expression that he gives her as she walks away telling him to "stop smiling, damn it" is just insanely awkward and uncomfortable.

In ME2, after you rescue your crew from the Collectors, Kelly has a weird flashback to what happened exactly like how Thane and the Drell remember past events.  That was just totally bizarre.

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#137
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Posté 29 décembre 2012 - 09:34

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All of the "Romance" scenes. Seriously, who the hell is turned on by a cutscene of dry-humping from characters stuck in the uncanny valley? Never understood why such a feature is so popular in these games. Even the meeting with the Catalyst wasn't so awkward (though it was far more infuriating).

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Posté 29 décembre 2012 - 09:44

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Poop Analyser

#139
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Posté 29 décembre 2012 - 09:50

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wong990616 wrote...

Poop Analyser


That wasn't awkward, that was awesome.

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Posté 29 décembre 2012 - 11:28

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"The Major seems very... capable."

"What about playing in bed?"

HeShep romancing Kaiden and he's totally indifferent about it where as Steve just gushes over everything you do just about.

What's up with the two people chatting way in the back of the armory in ME3?

Catching Tali and Garrus

EDI and Joker. The fact that no one really questions the fact that EDI isn't even real.

How Samara uses Biotics to jump down to the next level on Thessia but Liara never even offers to do the same.

Why are Banshee's pregnant?

Plotting a Mass Relay jump isn't really plotting it because you always change position. Plotting to me means, I'm setting my destination then I'm going to leave not I'm leaving this system right now.

Dr Chakwas fixes your face from ME2 but doesn't fix Garrus'.

The Ashley drunk talk. It has one part that I like but it is weird the way they recorded it. It feels a little disjointed.

In ME2, even though you have two other squadmates, larger enemies only focus on you.

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Posté 30 décembre 2012 - 04:12

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Wandering around the Citadel, eavesdropping on people then later, giving them stuff...

TIM has an anatomically correct fembot shaped like and named after his best friend from the First Contact War.

Calling the ship to come rescue... The Ship...

ME1, Dr. Chakwas made it very clear she does that job because she just likes seeing MaleShep and team naked...
"Sure, Doc. The eyes... It's the eyes..."

Killing everyone in the Eclipse base without ever asking a single question...
FemShep: "Say, I'm going to kill Morinth. What ship was she on? Demeter? Thanks. Good thing I didn't waste everyone just hoping to find a datapad..."

ME2: FemShep comes back from death and NEVER goes to see or call her mom who, in turn, sends her an e-mail asking 'WTF?!!!'...
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FemShep: *looking shifty, checks to see if anyone is listening*
Hannah (comms:) "This is Captain Shepard."
FemShep: "Mom? It's me."
Hannah (comms:) *obvious tears* "[BEAR]/[BUNNY]?!!!"
*first chambers then, others look up at shepard*
FemShep: "I can't talk, I'm on a mission."
Hannah (comms:) "Are you okay, [BEAR]/[BUNNY]?"
FemShep: "I'm still ridin', Mom. A little stiff but, it's commin' back. Excellent crew and damned fine ship."
*joker pulls down his hat*
FemShep: "Mom, call Steven. Take the promotion... I've gotta get back to it. Love you, Mom."
Hannah (comms:) "I'll think about it. I love you, too, [BEAR]/[BUNNY]. End transmission."
Joker (intercom:) "A little hard to fly with all this dust in here!"
Chambers: *sniffles* "Dammit! It IS dusty in here!!"
EDI: "Environmental filters are functioning normally."
FemShep: "Okay, okay! Let's get back landing on strange planets!"
Chambers: *sniffles* "Where are going, Commander?"
FemShep: "Loft. Dust in my eye..."
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ME2: Wilson takes one to the face yet, his voice is still on the SR2's bridge.

ME3: Gabby, after following Ken from college to the military, abandoned her military commission to follow Ken into a terrorist organization then, followed him to prison. Ken keeps her in the friendzone...

ME3: If Wrex and Genocure faked:
Leaving the Citadel...
*wrex bursts into D24 hatch*
FemShep: *leaping out of her skin* "WREX!!!"
Wrex: "SHEPARD!!!"

#142
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Posté 02 janvier 2013 - 02:09

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PwnedDuck wrote...

Right before the ME1 credits, where Shepard does that 'cool pose' in front of some stars. What is that? A window behind him/her? A postcard of them? One of those backgrounds you can pose for photos in front of.


YES!  Me and my brother always had a good laugh about that.  At the end it just shows Shepard flying in space, looking heroically into the distance without his helmet on.  That was always incredibly goofy, I thought.

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Posté 02 janvier 2013 - 02:17

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Snake Liquid wrote...

PwnedDuck wrote...

Right before the ME1 credits, where Shepard does that 'cool pose' in front of some stars. What is that? A window behind him/her? A postcard of them? One of those backgrounds you can pose for photos in front of.


YES!  Me and my brother always had a good laugh about that.  At the end it just shows Shepard flying in space, looking heroically into the distance without his helmet on.  That was always incredibly goofy, I thought.


He's just practicing his poses for the store endorsements he's about to give in ME2.

I'd actually missed "I was born in London" because I tended to spacebar through the conversation but having finally seen it...pretty awkward.

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Posté 02 janvier 2013 - 02:49

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Posté 02 janvier 2013 - 02:52

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^. No reason to believe Kenson wasn't killed

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Posté 02 janvier 2013 - 02:55

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Steelcan wrote...

^. No reason to believe Kenson wasn't killed


I know, but doesn't Hackett have any operatives other than Shepard? Or did they all defect to Cerberus?

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Posté 02 janvier 2013 - 02:57

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sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

Steelcan wrote...

^. No reason to believe Kenson wasn't killed


I know, but doesn't Hackett have any operatives other than Shepard? Or did they all defect to Cerberus?

. Seeing how effective the Alliance is in ME2 and ME3 without him, it isn't impossible 

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Posté 02 janvier 2013 - 02:58

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Steelcan wrote...

sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

Steelcan wrote...

^. No reason to believe Kenson wasn't killed


I know, but doesn't Hackett have any operatives other than Shepard? Or did they all defect to Cerberus?

. Seeing how effective the Alliance is in ME2 and ME3 without him, it isn't impossible 

Shepard is also defected to Cerberus, so there is no problem :D

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Posté 02 janvier 2013 - 03:02

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"Embrace eternity"
Wrex's "I know... what... you... did!" when you sabotage the Genophage cure
"I'll make it simple. Either you pay me or I'll flay you alive. With my mind.... oh Shepard! Nyxeris, hold my calls."
When Ashley calls FemShep "Skipper", or even Male Shepard.
And also both of these conversations:



Edit: Forgot this
"I see a lot of things in my new position."
"See anything interesting?"
"Relic technology interface, radiation diagnostics, omni-tool upgrade - all authorised by Project Haestrom"
"Hey, where'd you get-"
"NutriScan 2.2, EnginMaster 3.6: Human Vessels Edition... Nerve Stim-Pro?"
"Let's go hit that dreadnought"

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Posté 02 janvier 2013 - 03:06

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Steelcan wrote...

sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...

Steelcan wrote...

^. No reason to believe Kenson wasn't killed


I know, but doesn't Hackett have any operatives other than Shepard? Or did they all defect to Cerberus?

. Seeing how effective the Alliance is in ME2 and ME3 without him, it isn't impossible 


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