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[Fortris]

What's your favourite encounter dialogue in game at the moment?

My fav would have to be the Jarvia Thugs you get the finger bone off, after you whip their ****es. The voice acting on that one encounter was awesome. 'Sweet ancestors! What do they teach you on the surface, you fight like a sodding archdemon!' or words to that effect. Good stuff.

[JTBehnke]

For some reason, I chuckle when I bring Alistair with me to talk to Owen, the Redcliffe smith.



"Someone's been driiiiiinkiiiiiiing..."

[tallon1982]

When you tell Alistair that Leliana is one archdemon short of a blight.



Warden: Alistair, she's one archdemon short of a blight.



Alistair: Yes, but she's more like 'Ooh! Pretty colors!' than 'Muahahaha! I am princess stabbity, stab, kill, kill!'

[MEUTRIERE]

If party banter counts:



Wynne: Alistair, what's this?

Alistair: It's a sock?

Wynne: It's a filthy sock. How did it find its way to my bedroll?

Alistair: Maybe it likes you? Socks are sneaky like that.



Gets me every time! -kneeslap-

[fantasypisces]

PC: So your not just a bastard, but a royal bastard!



Alistair: Hey, that's pretty good, I should remember to use that one.

[sassperella]

tallon1982 wrote...

When you tell Alistair that Leliana is one archdemon short of a blight.

Warden: Alistair, she's one archdemon short of a blight.

Alistair: Yes, but she's more like 'Ooh! Pretty colors!' than 'Muahahaha! I am princess stabbity, stab, kill, kill!'

not seen this one on several playthroughs lol.

[tallon1982]

What you have to do is reject Leliana in Dane's refuge and she'll be waiting for you at the exit. Just walk up to her and it'll trigger that scene and you can pick that option after you go through some dialogue with her.

[fantasypisces]

tallon1982 wrote...

What you have to do is reject Leliana in Dane's refuge and she'll be waiting for you at the exit. Just walk up to her and it'll trigger that scene and you can pick that option after you go through some dialogue with her.

Yeah it's classic, I do it everytime now just for the laugh. I feel bad rejecting her the first-time, but it is in character.
Visions you say, from the Maker? Uh-huh. No. Go away.

[RangerSG]

Oghren to Wynne when he asks her to sample his ale. That one is hilarious.



I like the one Alistair asks Leliana about seducing her targets too.



And the dialogue where you pick the fight with the Tevinter mage is good. I can't remember the line right now though. *sighs* But I told my wife it after. You get so many "I'm going to kill you" lines shouted at you in the game it's nice to be able to throw one back at someone else, hehe.

[fantasypisces]

RangerSG wrote...

Oghren to Wynne when he asks her to sample his ale. That one is hilarious.

I like the one Alistair asks Leliana about seducing her targets too.

And the dialogue where you pick the fight with the Tevinter mage is good. I can't remember the line right now though. *sighs* But I told my wife it after. You get so many "I'm going to kill you" lines shouted at you in the game it's nice to be able to throw one back at someone else, hehe.

Oghren: Why if I wasn't strapped into all this armor, I would take you around the corner and... *huff hehe* well, you know..."
Wynne: Give me more ale?

[tallon1982]

More crazy? I though we were full up.



Of course I also like Morrigan's response when you do take Leliana in Dane's Refuge.

"You must of hit your head harder than mother thought."

[JasonPogo]

tallon1982 wrote...

More crazy? I though we were full up.

Of course I also like Morrigan's response when you do take Leliana in Dane's Refuge.
"You must of hit your head harder than mother thought."

It's "You're skull must have been cracked worse than mother thought"  just for the record.

[tallon1982]

Thanks =)

[Emma-Lath]

Janar: "You made a hole in my wall!"

Warden: "Yes. You should get it fixed."

^ this is my favorite but I also really like the one where wynne explains to Alistair where babies come from

[JasonPogo]

In The Pearl If you try to sleep with Isabela while in a Romance with Morrigan and she is in your party. She says something like..



"I swear if her stink rubs off on you at all I will never touch you again!"

[fantasypisces]

JasonPogo wrote...

In The Pearl If you try to sleep with Isabela while in a Romance with Morrigan and she is in your party. She says something like..

"I swear if her stink rubs off on you at all I will never touch you again!"

Really? so awesome.
The only time I tried to get sex out of Isabela was when Leliana was there. I was mostly going to do it like a joke just to see Leliana's reaction.... erm, i was surprised.... to say the least  (yes, Leliana was hardened).

[Jules8445]

See...I'll ruin it if I try to actually quote it...but the one that had me ROLLING...was the conversation with Alistair about licking cold lamp posts.



"What about you? Have YOU ever licked a cold lamp post?"



Besides the fact that the subject matter is Alistair's virginity...good god, have to love euphemisms.

[fantasypisces]

Jules8445 wrote...

See...I'll ruin it if I try to actually quote it...but the one that had me ROLLING...was the conversation with Alistair about licking cold lamp posts.

"What about you? Have YOU ever licked a cold lamp post?"

Besides the fact that the subject matter is Alistair's virginity...good god, have to love euphemisms.

"lamp-post in winter!" but close hehe.

Yeah the euphemism works much better if you are female, rather than male. I was very tired at the time (late at night) when that conversation came up on my male PC, i got the sex reference, but I was hung up on the "lamp-post" bit. Was my first playthrough as well. I heard their was a male-male romance and so for a minute I thought it was Alistair.


I clicked yes because I decided it was just sex euphemism and not anotomy euphemism.

[Jules8445]

Lol, I was a female, and I'm rather smitten with good ole' Alistair...so pretty much everything he says has me rolling. It helps that he's pretty funny, though.



The first time you invite him to your tent *snickers* is great too...



AND when he calls Morrigan a raging ****.



Ahhhh there's so many!

[Topaz Bee]

"That's... a disturbing mental image you've conjured for me, right there." When my PC related to Alistair how he'd licked his share of lampposts and then some.



Also, Zevran and Oghren as "The famous Broma Brothers!™". I snerked so hard I think I damaged my sinuses.

[fanman72]

lala_lover wrote...

Janar: "You made a hole in my wall!"
Warden: "Yes. You should get it fixed."
^ this is my favorite but I also really like the one where wynne explains to Alistair where babies come from

This is my fav too

[errant_knight]

Oghren: So, uh, what did you do with her legs?
Alistair: Whose legs?
Oghren: Her legs. That's the problem with dwarven legs. They're useless as an accessory.
Alistair: I didn't do anything with them. I don't know what--
Oghren: Ah, say no more. Just got 'em outta the way and went about your business. Good on you, son.
Alistair: Um... Thanks.

Heh, poor Alistair. It must be hard to conduct your first romance with that kind of commentary....

Modifié par errant_knight, 07 janvier 2010 - 09:44 .

[SusanStoHelit]

It's impossible to pick just one, I'd need pages, but I'll stick to a few by Shale:

"The darkspawn are an evil that must be destroyed, it's true. Though not as evil as the birds ... damnable feathered fiends!"

"It's a wonder this Maker has any followers at all. I mean, pigeons - what was he thinking?"

"And ... do try not to get swallowed whole. If the beast were to fly about afterwards and poop it out, irony would dictate that it would land on me. I couldn't take it."

"Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

[xKerberos]

Lamppost in winter. It made me laugh for a few minutes afterwards.

[Gilsa]

I enjoyed the exchange between Shale and Zevran where she starts out by asking him for clarification. It'd go something like this ...



"Zevran, you're a crow, are you not?"

"Why, yes, I am."

"And crows are birds?"



And you could totally see where the conversation was going, knowing of Shale's intense hatred for birds. Funny stuff.