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[ejoslin]

Wynne: You two are quite taken with each other, aren't you

PC: You know about Zevran and me?

Wynne: I almost wish I didn't. You're keeping half the camp awake all night with your carrying on.

PC: We'll keep it down next time.

Wynne: That's kind of you, I suppose

[Spads926]

Mine isn't so much as a dialogue as it is a scene or event when leaving the town after getting Shale. I had Shale, Wynne, myself and I think Alistair in the party. You're near the entrance and Shale looks at a chicken, the scene pans to your party walking out and you hear the chicken noise and Wynne looks behind her and at Shale who has just killed the chicken and shakes her head. The look on her face is hilarious!

[eschilde]

For encounters, the one with the circle forger is pretty good.

"I have no idea what you're talking about, and neither do these large men with swords behind me. ... Get them!"

[Freckles04]

Another vote for:  "Well, tell me: have *you* ever llllicked a llllamp-post in winta?"

LOVE that line. That whole conversation, actually.

I also like the question you can ask Morrigan before you leave her mother's hut for the first time.

PC:  What are your skills?

Morrigan: I know some spells, though I am nowhere near as powerful as mother. I have also studied history, as well as your Grey Warden treaties.

Alistair: Can you cook?

Morrigan: I can...cook, yes.

PC: Good, you can substitute for Alistair.

Alistair: Yes, my cooking will kill us. That's all I meant.

Morrigan: I also know fifteen separate poisons that can be made from plants in this very marsh. Not that I would suggest that has anything remotely to do with...cooking.



I also love how after your "first time" with Alistair, you can choose any dialogue option, pretty much, and you won't lose approval points. He's basking in the afterglow, after all...

[Jonnerz]

Party bickering:

ALISTAIR: 'So what's the deal with you and him anyway? Dare I ask?'
MORRIGAN: 'Him? Him who? Is this supposed to mean something to me?'
A: 'You know exactly who I'm talking about. Mister Let's-Make-Kissy-Faces over there.'
M: 'My my, you are jealous, aren't you? Did i take your favourite Grey Warden away from you?'
A: 'What!? I'm not jealous, i'm horrified.'
M: 'Those blushing cheeks of yours tell a different tale.'
A: 'These blushing cheeks are terrified that you'll suck all the blood out of them when you're finished with him.'
M: 'If I feel the need to suck on anything of yours, Alistair, you'll be the first to know.'
A: 'That... was so not what I meant.'

[jenovan]

Freckles04 wrote...

Another vote for:  "Well, tell me: have *you* ever llllicked a llllamp-post in winta?"

LOVE that line. That whole conversation, actually.

Me too, that entire conversation is gold. XD

As far as enemy encounters go, the bandits outside of Lothering are hilariously voice-acted.
"You have a point. Well,let's forget about the toll. We'll just leave you to your darkspawn-fighting, king-killing ways..."

[ash the rpgamer]

i like the dialogue with Leliana when you ask her about being in the chantry, and you can ask her if her 'fruits' are forbidden, makes me laugh every time xD

[Hyper Cutter]

"And people attack you WILLINGLY?!" from that guard captiain in Denerim, after the random encounter where you get jumped by the buddies of the mercenaries you roust out of the Pearl.

[bunnie.riane]

Any conversation between Alistair and Wynne

Wynne, my shirt has a hole in it!

The voice acting is just great.



And at the landsmeet, when you propose your dog be your champion against Loghain

"No, Warden, I'm afraid your hound can't be your champion. Anyone with a leftover ham bone could buy his allegiance."

Something like that.



And there's this one conversation between Zevran and Loghain:

Zevran: So, err...is it Lord Loghain?

Loghain: I am no longer a teyrn, nor even a knight. Address me without a title, as you would any other Grey Warden.

Zevran: So just Loghain, then.

Loghain: Correct. What's on your mind?

Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.

Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.

Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.

Loghain: You don't say.

Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it.

Loghain: Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me.

[sinikal316]

When you talk to the kid standing next to the chanter in Lothering. You ask the kid if he's touched in the head and the kid laughs. That cracks me up every time. And the "Chanter says what?"line you can do to the chanter and the kid's like "Ooohhh!" The way the kid laughs it's like having a real conversation not just playing a game.

[fantasypisces]

jenovan wrote...

Freckles04 wrote...

Another vote for:  "Well, tell me: have *you* ever llllicked a llllamp-post in winta?"

LOVE that line. That whole conversation, actually.

Me too, that entire conversation is gold. XD

As far as enemy encounters go, the bandits outside of Lothering are hilariously voice-acted.
"You have a point. Well,let's forget about the toll. We'll just leave you to your darkspawn-fighting, king-killing ways..."

PC: This shoddy operation is pathetic! I could do better.
Bandit leader: Right, well... I'm sorry?

Hilarious everytime, the way he says it.

[Elessara]

I love the one where Wynne tries to tell Alistair where babies come from. I crack up every time.

[sesheta255]

errant_knight wrote...

Oghren: So, uh, what did you do with her legs?
Alistair: Whose legs?
Oghren: Her legs. That's the problem with dwarven legs. They're useless as an accessory.
Alistair: I didn't do anything with them. I don't know what--
Oghren: Ah, say no more. Just got 'em outta the way and went about your business. Good on you, son.
Alistair: Um... Thanks.

Heh, poor Alistair. It must be hard to conduct your first romance with that kind of commentary....

I nearly choked on my 1st playthrough when I heard this gem.  It was about 3am and I couldn't force myself to stop playing & go to bed - it woke me up anyway, lol.

I also love Oghren's first line to Felsi - no matter how many playthroughs I do, it always cracks me up.
Are you sure you're not a baker, cause you've got a sodding nice set of buns (or words to that effect)

[JTBehnke]

Ah, Oghren. Thedas' very own Master of Euphemisms!

[Corephyfish]

I love thebanter between Lelianna and Alistair when your a female PC and they are talking about romance, Lelianna gets all offended when Alistair 'questions her womanhood.'



Also the conversation between Zevran and Alistair about sex, HILARIOUS.



I must say i've never heard the convo between Wynne and AListair about where babies come from, will have to look out for this one.

[ReubenLiew]

Wynne: So, what sort of guidance do you seek from her swaying hips?

[Doyle41]

I enjoyed listening to Morrigan trying to seduce Sten.

[SusanStoHelit]

Elessara wrote...

I love the one where Wynne tries to tell Alistair where babies come from. I crack up every time.

This one? Me too, lol.

Wynne: Alistair, may I have a word?

Alistair: Of course, anything for my favouritest mage ever.

Wynne: It seems you and our fearless leader are inseparable these days. Joined at the hip, almost.

Alistair: That's a bit of an overstatement, don't you think?

Wynne: Well then, now that you're in an intimate relationship, you should learn about where babies really come from.

Alistair: Pardon?

Wynne:
I know the Chantry says you dream about your babies and the good Fade spirits take them out of the Fade and leave them in your arms ... but that's not true. Actually what happens is that when a girl and a boy really love each other --

Alistair: Andraste's flaming sword! I know where babies come from!

Wynne: Do you? Do you really?

Alistair: I certainly hope so.

Wynne: Oh, all right then. Aww, look, you're all red and mottled. How cute.

Alistair: You did that on purpose!

Wynne: Now, now Alistair, why would I do such a thing?

Alistair: Because you're wicked. That frail old lady act? I'm so not fooled. I'm on to you now.

Modifié par SusanStoHelit, 08 janvier 2010 - 07:10 .

[Jester8183]

Alright, this is a random won when you're in Howe's estate in Denerim. If you walk into the room where the Mabari are the guard grumbles: "Why am I guarding guard dogs? I don't see anyone guarding me."

[SargeantRenegade]

After finishing Mischief in the Larder:



"Giant rats? It's like the start of every bad adventure tale my grandfather used to tell."



I burst out laughing when I heard this. I know it's a BG reference but so many RPGs have done the oversized assorted vermin thing in the lower levels.

[RobinMichelleB]

There are many good ones, but I liked the random conversation between Shale and Alistair and a party camp conversation between Leliana and my PC the best.



In the Shale conversation, Shale notes that "it" has gotten close to the other Grey Warden, and he pokes and prods Alistair for a while as to why your character would see anything in him, and Alistair brushes it off by deciding that Shale is jealous.



If you've been romancing Alistair long enough and you've slept with him, Leliana will ask you how he is. You can play dumb, but eventually she will tell you that he must be pretty good, otherwise you wouldn't be so happy. She also notes that he is nice and athletic and good at taking orders. ROTFL You have a few responses, but I always go for, "Yes. He has brilliant ideas of his own sometimes, too." Then Leliana gets all excited.

[ArathWoeeye]

I liked Alistair and Sten.. Can't remember -exactly- though.



Alistair: So how long did you stay in the cage?

Sten: Twenty, maybe thirty days.

A: How did you pass time?

S: I asked riddles to the passing villagers and gave baubles in return.

A: ...Really?

S: No. (I love how he makes fun of him and stops with a "no" in his all-serious-weird manner)



It has a follow-up too.



A: So what did you -really- do in the cell?

S: I picked a letter in your language and found objects starting with it.

A: So you played I spy by yourself for 20 days? I'm not buying that one!

S: It's true. There are so many words in your language starting with G.



or something but I like the first better.

[Freckles04]

RobinMichelleB wrote...

If you've been romancing Alistair long enough and you've slept with him, Leliana will ask you how he is. You can play dumb, but eventually she will tell you that he must be pretty good, otherwise you wouldn't be so happy. She also notes that he is nice and athletic and good at taking orders. ROTFL You have a few responses, but I always go for, "Yes. He has brilliant ideas of his own sometimes, too." Then Leliana gets all excited.

Trigger this when you're in a group away from camp with Alistair. Even better.

[Seraph798]

Favorite is in City Elf origin.

(Paraphrasing)

Shianni: Do you know what day it is, Cousin?

PC: Judging by your breath, it's Get-Drunk-Before-Noon Day.

[nos_astra]

Freckles04 wrote...

RobinMichelleB wrote...

If
you've been romancing Alistair long enough and you've slept with him,
Leliana will ask you how he is. You can play dumb, but eventually she
will tell you that he must be pretty good, otherwise you wouldn't be so
happy. She also notes that he is nice and athletic and good at taking
orders. ROTFL You have a few responses, but I always go for, "Yes. He
has brilliant ideas of his own sometimes, too." Then Leliana gets all
excited.

Trigger this when you're in a group away from camp with Alistair. Even better. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png[/smilie]

(PC & Leliana bla bla bla.)
PC: Yes. He has brilliant ideas of his own sometimes, too.
Leliana: Oh, the little templar is all grown up and apparently he - ahem - plays well with others.
Alistair: What are you giggling about? What is she giggling about?
PC: Your performance.
Alistair: My performance? What performance? And why does it warrant giggling?
Leliana: Oh, we're just talking about how you treat her in bed. Nothing you should concern yourself with.
Alistair: How I t- ... Oh Maker, what is wrong with you women!?

(Hope I remember it right. Couldn't stop laughing when this one came up.)

Modifié par klarabella, 08 janvier 2010 - 02:49 .