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[Rhinna]

There are so many great conversations...my absolute favorite has to be Shale and Zevran talking about "intimacy" (or the lack of...in Shale's case), love, etc...

Shale: "Well, we are slaves to whoever holds our control rod"
Zev: "Funny, it works the same way with us..."

And one I heard from Oghren last night when I did his companion quest (third playthrough, and I JUST discovered it *sighs* noob that I am)

(After I tell Oghren we'll go look for Falsi or whatever her name is...)

Oghren: "Thanks Warden, and if we ever get together, I'll be sure to think of you when we......err..no...that would be too gross"

And the conversation Leliana and Oghren have about what she wore under her Chantry robe is hilarious...

OH~ one more...in Brecilian Forest at the Hermit's clearing...my PC tries to put her hand in the cubby in the tree stump, and is unsuccessful....

Zev: "No offense, but might I try? I have a quick hand, after all"
PC: Go ahead.  Showoff.
Zev:"HA! Let's see...when was the last time I slipped my hand into some dark hole?...." I heard that line (of course right after we left camp and my PC just had Zev's"massage" the timing  totally cracked me up.  There's another line after that "Hmm...I remember.  Long story that" but that opening just made me LOL

Modifié par Rhinna, 08 janvier 2010 - 02:46 .

[highcastle]

I love the convo between Zevran and Shale if you're romancing Zev as a male.



Shale: I have noticed that the painted elf seeks the attention of the Grey Warden.

Zevran: He certainly does.

Shale: (Snorts) I watched many such couplings during the time I spent immobile in Honnleath. Or should I say I was forced to watch. You do know that this usually ends in reproduction. I have seen it many times, indeed.

Zevran: I don't think that will a problem in this particular instance.

[Freckles04]

klarabella wrote...



(PC & Leliana bla bla bla.)
PC: Yes. He has brilliant ideas of his own sometimes, too.
Leiliana: Oh, the little templar is all grown up and apparently he - ahem - plays well with others.
Alistair: What are you giggling about? What is she giggling about?
PC: Your performance.
Alistair: My performance? What performance? And why does it warrant giggling?
Leiliana: Oh, we're just talking about how you treat her in bed. Nothing you should concern yourself with.
Alistair: How I t- ... Oh Maker, what is wrong with you women!?

(Hope I remember it right. Couldn't stop laughing when this one came up.)

Thanks! I wanted to quote it, but I didn't remember it word-for-word. :happy:

[MelaninBrighteye]

After shriek attack at camp, or after some shriek attack, Morrigan:
 
  ''What will they send next, darkspawn tax collector?''

Sounds funny when you first hear it.

[xKerberos]

Man, why don't male PCs get funny dialogue? Time to start a female character!

[Addai]

tallon1982 wrote...

When you tell Alistair that Leliana is one archdemon short of a blight.

Warden: Alistair, she's one archdemon short of a blight.

Alistair: Yes, but she's more like 'Ooh! Pretty colors!' than 'Muahahaha! I am princess stabbity, stab, kill, kill!'

Omigosh, when does this happen?  *edit:  Never mind, I scrolled down.  Oh my, I have to do that next time through.  And my newest character just got to Lothering, so it's good timing.

Modifié par Addai67, 08 janvier 2010 - 04:17 .

[Addai]

RobinMichelleB wrote...

If you've been romancing Alistair long enough and you've slept with him, Leliana will ask you how he is. You can play dumb, but eventually she will tell you that he must be pretty good, otherwise you wouldn't be so happy. She also notes that he is nice and athletic and good at taking orders. ROTFL You have a few responses, but I always go for, "Yes. He has brilliant ideas of his own sometimes, too." Then Leliana gets all excited.

Yes, that had me lolz'ing, too, especially since I had already had one or two playthroughs without getting that dialogue so it was a surprise.

Modifié par Addai67, 08 janvier 2010 - 04:29 .

[Addai]

MelaninBrighteye wrote...

After shriek attack at camp, or after some shriek attack, Morrigan:
 
  ''What will they send next, darkspawn tax collector?''

Sounds funny when you first hear it.

This reminds me of the line the kennel master in Ostagar says:  "A mabari is as smart as your average tax collector."  LOL Which of course is an insult to mabari!

[Bhatair]

Warden: "Keep your hands where I can see them, I don't trust you."



Godwin: "Are you serious? What could I do to you? Have you seen you? More specifically, have you seen the demons you just made short work of? You turned them into a runny, somewhat sticky ... paste that seems to be seeping into the cracks of the stone as we speek."



W: "You flatter me."

[Lupus Canivus]

Its not a conv. but I laugh at it all the time - its 100% Morrigan. When you arrive at the lake to get across to the tower.



Morrigan: "How very fiting that they build the prison for mages in the middle of a lake and make it look like a giant phallus."

[Bhatair]

ooh, just remembered. Not an encounter per se.. but in the kitchen of Earl Eamon's estate in Denerim there is a young serving boy whom only has one line, but it is a zinger.



"My mom says elves have the clap." It's not so much the line itself but the delivery that makes it priceless. Wasn't expecting such bluntness from a lad

[Zafireria]

So many good ones! I don't have a favorite, I like almost every line/joke Alistair can come with.

Plus many of those that have been posted here, I haven't yet heard.

But here are some I like.



Alistair: Here, look at this. Do you know what it is?

Warden: Your new weapon of choice?

Alistair: Yes, that's right! Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements! Feel my thorns, darkspawn! I will overpower you with my rosy scent!





This one came when he confronts you about the other party members.

Alistair "I've got this nefarious plan to go around to each of them, and secretly tell them all the nasty things you said. That way they'll mutiny, and I shall become the group leader! (evil laugh)"

Funny about it was I said all he had to do was saying that he wanted to be the leader, he freaked out about that, saying something along the lines "No, no! I don't want to be leader, bad things happen when I lead, people die"

[Freckles04]

Zafireria wrote...

This one came when he confronts you about the other party members.
Alistair "I've got this nefarious plan to go around to each of them, and secretly tell them all the nasty things you said. That way they'll mutiny, and I shall become the group leader! (evil laugh)"
Funny about it was I said all he had to do was saying that he wanted to be the leader, he freaked out about that, saying something along the lines "No, no! I don't want to be leader, bad things happen when I lead, people die"

"What? Me, lead? No, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost. People die. And I end up stranded somewhere...without any pants!"

Alternatively, if you choose the "I wouldn't trust you to lead us to lunch" response, you get: "That's a good policy. Where is lunch, anyway?"

[Zafireria]

Double post for some reason....

Modifié par Zafireria, 08 janvier 2010 - 05:20 .

[Zafireria]

Freckles04 wrote...

"What? Me, lead? No, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost. People die. And I end up stranded somewhere...without any pants!"

Rofl there it was xD I love that line. 

Alternatively, if you choose the "I wouldn't trust you to lead us to lunch" response, you get: "That's a good policy. Where is lunch, anyway?"

Lolz never seen that one, but it made me giggle.

Modifié par Zafireria, 08 janvier 2010 - 05:20 .

[Darth Wraith]

When both Leliana and Morrigan are interested in you and you sleep with Morrigan, the next time you speak with Leliana she says, "You're wading through her swamp!" That one just killed me.

[AnniLau]

klarabella wrote...

Freckles04 wrote...

RobinMichelleB wrote...

If
you've been romancing Alistair long enough and you've slept with him,
Leliana will ask you how he is. You can play dumb, but eventually she
will tell you that he must be pretty good, otherwise you wouldn't be so
happy. She also notes that he is nice and athletic and good at taking
orders. ROTFL You have a few responses, but I always go for, "Yes. He
has brilliant ideas of his own sometimes, too." Then Leliana gets all
excited.

Trigger this when you're in a group away from camp with Alistair. Even better. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png[/smilie]

(PC & Leliana bla bla bla.)
PC: Yes. He has brilliant ideas of his own sometimes, too.
Leliana: Oh, the little templar is all grown up and apparently he - ahem - plays well with others.
Alistair: What are you giggling about? What is she giggling about?
PC: Your performance.
Alistair: My performance? What performance? And why does it warrant giggling?
Leliana: Oh, we're just talking about how you treat her in bed. Nothing you should concern yourself with.
Alistair: How I t- ... Oh Maker, what is wrong with you women!?

(Hope I remember it right. Couldn't stop laughing when this one came up.)

www.youtube.com/watch

[Zafireria]

AnniLau wrote...

klarabella wrote...

Freckles04 wrote...

RobinMichelleB wrote...

If
you've been romancing Alistair long enough and you've slept with him,
Leliana will ask you how he is. You can play dumb, but eventually she
will tell you that he must be pretty good, otherwise you wouldn't be so
happy. She also notes that he is nice and athletic and good at taking
orders. ROTFL You have a few responses, but I always go for, "Yes. He
has brilliant ideas of his own sometimes, too." Then Leliana gets all
excited.

Trigger this when you're in a group away from camp with Alistair. Even better. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png[/smilie]

(PC & Leliana bla bla bla.)
PC: Yes. He has brilliant ideas of his own sometimes, too.
Leliana: Oh, the little templar is all grown up and apparently he - ahem - plays well with others.
Alistair: What are you giggling about? What is she giggling about?
PC: Your performance.
Alistair: My performance? What performance? And why does it warrant giggling?
Leliana: Oh, we're just talking about how you treat her in bed. Nothing you should concern yourself with.
Alistair: How I t- ... Oh Maker, what is wrong with you women!?

(Hope I remember it right. Couldn't stop laughing when this one came up.)

www.youtube.com/watch

I lol'ed.

[Sandtigress]

Another Alistair one, at the end of the "swaying hips" banter.





"I hate you. You're a bad person."



I laugh so hard every time he says that. Bravo, Steve Valentine, you are a master!

[Zafireria]

Sandtigress wrote...

Another Alistair one, at the end of the "swaying hips" banter.


"I hate you. You're a bad person."

I laugh so hard every time he says that. Bravo, Steve Valentine, you are a master!

Yup one of my favorites as well. Also the one about where you asks Alistair if he have been in bed with another women. The dialoge choices was so hilarious, it keep saying.
1. Sex.
2. You know what I mean

then next where Alistair still doesn't get it, you get.

1. Sex.
2. Not what I meant.

It seemed like my game was determent that I took option 1 xD
Until Alistair finally understood where I was going. 

[Vertrothe]

My personal favourite emerged kinda accidentally... I was experimenting in a playthrough getting thrown in prison at the end of the "Rescue the Queen" quest, and even though the character I was playing was perfectly capable of getting herself out of jail, I had her rescued by Sten and Dog. I let Dog do the bluffing, and just had Sten back him up, and the results were absolutely hilarious. Sten had some great lines, like (paraphrasing, since I can't remember the exact wording at the moment):



"It's a dog. Don't *all* Fereldens have them?"



"Now I am talking to a dog."



And lastly, when Sten opens the cell to let you escape:



"The irony of this situation is not lost upon me."



Try this next time you play, it had me roaring with laughter.

[Freckles04]

Zafireria wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Another Alistair one, at the end of the "swaying hips" banter.


"I hate you. You're a bad person."

I laugh so hard every time he says that. Bravo, Steve Valentine, you are a master!

Yup one of my favorites as well. Also the one about where you asks Alistair if he have been in bed with another women. The dialoge choices was so hilarious, it keep saying.
1. Sex.
2. You know what I mean

then next where Alistair still doesn't get it, you get.

1. Sex.
2. Not what I meant.

It seemed like my game was determent that I took option 1 xD
Until Alistair finally understood where I was going. 

Oh, he knows where you're going. They don't make stupid templars, you know. He's just having you on.

[Zafireria]

Freckles04 wrote...

Zafireria wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Another Alistair one, at the end of the "swaying hips" banter.


"I hate you. You're a bad person."

I laugh so hard every time he says that. Bravo, Steve Valentine, you are a master!

Yup one of my favorites as well. Also the one about where you asks Alistair if he have been in bed with another women. The dialoge choices was so hilarious, it keep saying.
1. Sex.
2. You know what I mean

then next where Alistair still doesn't get it, you get.

1. Sex.
2. Not what I meant.

It seemed like my game was determent that I took option 1 xD
Until Alistair finally understood where I was going. 

Oh, he knows where you're going. They don't make stupid templars, you know. He's just having you on.

I know!! xD but it was so funny what he said and that the game soooo much wanted me to pick option 1.

[Freckles04]

Vertrothe wrote...

My personal favourite emerged kinda accidentally... I was experimenting in a playthrough getting thrown in prison at the end of the "Rescue the Queen" quest, and even though the character I was playing was perfectly capable of getting herself out of jail, I had her rescued by Sten and Dog. I let Dog do the bluffing, and just had Sten back him up, and the results were absolutely hilarious. Sten had some great lines, like (paraphrasing, since I can't remember the exact wording at the moment):

"It's a dog. Don't *all* Fereldens have them?"

"Now I am talking to a dog."

And lastly, when Sten opens the cell to let you escape:

"The irony of this situation is not lost upon me."

Try this next time you play, it had me roaring with laughter.

The combinations for the prison break are just comedy gold. Morrigan and Wynne are especially funny, as are Zevran and Oghren. I think any pairing with Leliana is the most successful, though, given her background.

I also loved it when I tried breaking out on my own with Alistair, put on the guard uniforms, then ended up having to pass inspection! Man, that had me giggling.

Edit to add:

I loved the in-cell dialogue with Alistair as well.

PC: So this is what the inside of a jail looks like. Very scenic.
Alistair: <laughs> Join the Grey Wardens and see the prisons of Ferelden!
PC: ...Someone will come for us.
Alistair: Who do you think will come?
PC: <choice>
Alistair: Oh, I'd like to see that. One person assaulting Fort Drakon all alone.
PC: Well, <choice> will probably come too.
Alistair: I hope you're riiiiiight.

Hehe...the first time I did this option, I didn't realize that the party members you mentioned would actually be the ones breaking you out. So I picked Dog and Sten, I think. Very funny.

Modifié par Freckles04, 08 janvier 2010 - 07:04 .

[Vertrothe]

Oh! And another favourite is actually a PC dialogue option... when you're doing the search for Sten's sword and you're dealing with Faryn and you get the option of saying:



"Sten, tear his arms off."



Love the Princess Bride reference.