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[akeizm_]

Probably be about Shepard finding a little boy that looks and sounds like vent kid. It turns out it's vent kids twin brother sewer kid. They then traverse the sewer systems of vancouver to try and find vent kids remains.

[TheRealJayDee]

Robhuzz wrote...

Shepard wakes up on the Normandy with Ashley saying 'Doctor! Doctor Chakwas! I think he's waking up.'

You heard that right. All of Mass Effect was a dream. Except for ME3, which was obviously a nightmare

Hurm. I'd buy that, actually.

Kabooooom wrote...

What will this "Epic" new DLC be about?

It will be about $15.

Ahahaha, nice!

[GreyLycanTrope]

AlanC9 wrote...

Maybe, but so what?

David has a habit of over analyzing posts, that's about it.

[SNascimento]

Is Yvonne Strahovski involved? I don't care if she is not.

Ok, I do care. But less.

[liggy002]

akeizm_ wrote...

Probably be about Shepard finding a little boy that looks and sounds like vent kid. It turns out it's vent kids twin brother sewer kid. They then traverse the sewer systems of vancouver to try and find vent kids remains.

lol

[Mathias]

Paranoidal nemesis wrote...

Didn't Chris Priestly say in one of the threads that Leviathan was their highest selling dlc yet? Granted it was released on more platforms, and a lot of people thought it was ending dlc.

Wait, you believed him? A person who has been known to give false information? The fact that he said that only a couple weeks after Leviathan's release was enough to blow the BS whistle.

Modifié par Mdoggy1214, 10 janvier 2013 - 01:03 .

[sr2josh]

Vent Kid DLC

[Epique Phael767]

Makai81 wrote...

Vent Kid DLC

Get the ending you always wanted by killing the child yourself. Only $59.99

[Epique Phael767]

vivaladricas wrote...

Epique Phael767 wrote...

Makai81 wrote...

Vent Kid DLC

Get the ending you always wanted by killing the child yourself. Only $59.99

Sad thing is.....I'd buy it.  I got the cash to burn I guess.  I'd put a lot of hours into it as well.  

Do what you will with your money, but I'm not about to support an action such as that.

The higher the sales numbers, the more acceptable it would become to replicate this whole fiasco in the future.

[Armass81]

biggest dlc ever"...We have heard this song and dance before, havent we?

You know what that means really. 1500 microsoft points, GO BUY NOW!

Yeah I think ill youtube it first. Just in case,

Modifié par Armass81, 10 janvier 2013 - 01:50 .

[thehomeworld]

I think by EPIC they mean useless let's see:

Lev who fries reapers by looking at them funny doesn't do squat to help you win conventionally

Omega gets Aria two couches to conduct business from

Not looking too good here.

if the dlc doesn't kill the 3 reapers blocking your path if the dlc even has the ability like lev should've had then what was the point?

if the dlc doesn't allow for you to loose less ground crews due to its aid in the battle whats the point"

if the dlc doesn't allow you to not just say fu to the kid but win on the fleets you have blasting them outside what was the point?

if the the new dlc doesn't get shep their LI and crewmates new character progression whats the point?

Or if the new dlc is designed to take place after ME3 they better:

Show how destroy shep is found and go into great detail about his her injuries and how long it took to recover (why because crashing into a planet was over the top and now you want me to believe them being crushed by debris, having no breathable air, bleeding to death, and shock didn't kill them? Not to mention the unknown amount of time shep laid there ontop of the fact space kid said shep's reaper dna would kill them when they hit destroy sorry your cybernetics aren't that good.

this dlc should be an expansion pack new villain, new side quest, new dialogue shep, LI, and crew, new crew situations, new weapons, new armor and clothing, basically new everything, along with opening up the ability to swap in past ME2 crewmen who lived through ME3 for VS, EDI, and Vega's spots.

[crimzontearz]

Ashep123 wrote...

drewid78 wrote...

so question... would an epilogue count as a new ending... closure for all... bioware get to keep there promise to not change the ending = win/win in my book....

The Extended Cut was the Epilogue.

according to Tully A adding ANY context changes the ending.

I know right? does that not mean that the EC, since it added context, changed the ending while proclaiming it was NOT going to change it?

[xsdob]

It will be 99.95 US currency, it will be 15 minutes long and be entirely 8bit. The content will cause all saves before rannoch or tuchanka to crash, and extend the thessia battle with lang by 50 minutes due to game freezes and frame rate issues. And it will also email your information to EA and kill one of your beloved friends and or family memebers and splash acid in your face to turn you into a supervillian.

[Errationatus]

It'll be twenty bucks and called:

"The Citadel: Too Little Too Late".

[crazychris153]

xsdob wrote...

It will be 99.95 US currency, it will be 15 minutes long and be entirely 8bit. The content will cause all saves before rannoch or tuchanka to crash, and extend the thessia battle with lang by 50 minutes due to game freezes and frame rate issues. And it will also email your information to EA and kill one of your beloved friends and or family memebers and splash acid in your face to turn you into a supervillian.

Don't forget blowing up whatever you are playing on, and transmitting a virus across the internet to start judgement day. Only with EA as Skynet. 

[GreyLycanTrope]

xsdob wrote...

It will be 99.95 US currency, it will be 15 minutes long and be entirely 8bit. The content will cause all saves before rannoch or tuchanka to crash, and extend the thessia battle with lang by 50 minutes due to game freezes and frame rate issues. And it will also email your information to EA and kill one of your beloved friends and or family memebers and splash acid in your face to turn you into a supervillian.

Also includes 50 new Kai Leng e-mails.

[xsdob]

Greylycantrope wrote...

xsdob wrote...

It will be 99.95 US currency, it will be 15 minutes long and be entirely 8bit. The content will cause all saves before rannoch or tuchanka to crash, and extend the thessia battle with lang by 50 minutes due to game freezes and frame rate issues. And it will also email your information to EA and kill one of your beloved friends and or family memebers and splash acid in your face to turn you into a supervillian.

Also includes 50 new Kai Leng spam-mails.

Fixed for you, afterall, it cost less to just reuse the same email over and over again 50 times.

[xsdob]

crazychris153 wrote...

xsdob wrote...

It will be 99.95 US currency, it will be 15 minutes long and be entirely 8bit. The content will cause all saves before rannoch or tuchanka to crash, and extend the thessia battle with lang by 50 minutes due to game freezes and frame rate issues. And it will also email your information to EA and kill one of your beloved friends and or family memebers and splash acid in your face to turn you into a supervillian.

Don't forget blowing up whatever you are playing on, and transmitting a virus across the internet to start judgement day. Only with EA as Skynet. 

And the superaids injection, we can't forget that this thing is STD compatible. A new feature they're trying out for the PC editions.

[robomojoyoyo]

If you believe the indoctrination theory then It could be the true ending. According to the indoctrination theory if you pick destroy then Shepard beats the indoctrination but not the war, hence have yet to defeat the reapers and this could be it.

[Epique Phael767]

xsdob wrote...

Greylycantrope wrote...

xsdob wrote...

It will be 99.95 US currency, it will be 15 minutes long and be entirely 8bit. The content will cause all saves before rannoch or tuchanka to crash, and extend the thessia battle with lang by 50 minutes due to game freezes and frame rate issues. And it will also email your information to EA and kill one of your beloved friends and or family memebers and splash acid in your face to turn you into a supervillian.

Also includes 50 new Kai Leng spam-mails.

Fixed for you, afterall, it cost less to just reuse the same email over and over again 50 times.

"Hey bro, i ate ur cereal agan.  , ur arch nemesis"

[MattFini]

SNascimento wrote...

Is Yvonne Strahovski involved? I don't care if she is not.

Ok, I do care. But less.

I wouldn't get your hopes up. 

If they do anything for the ME2 crew I'd love it. Don't see it happening, though.

[Deadpool9]

akeizm_ wrote...

Probably be about Shepard finding a little boy that looks and sounds like vent kid. It turns out it's vent kids twin brother sewer kid. They then traverse the sewer systems of vancouver to try and find vent kids remains.

Dat gurl who disappeared in the commercial. We've got to find her!  Find sewer gurl!

[xsdob]

Deadpool9 wrote...

akeizm_ wrote...

Probably be about Shepard finding a little boy that looks and sounds like vent kid. It turns out it's vent kids twin brother sewer kid. They then traverse the sewer systems of vancouver to try and find vent kids remains.

Dat gurl who disappeared in the commercial. We've got to find her!  Find sewer gurl!

Why not a duct kid? At least that was established in ME2.

Citadel dlc: The search for mouses kid

Modifié par xsdob, 10 janvier 2013 - 02:23 .