222 réponses à ce sujet

[FlyingSquirrel]

1) When parking in a public lot, you purposely try to find a spot in section N7.

2) When somebody makes you angry, you tell them, "I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!"
    + 1 if you actually punch them
    + 2 for protesting that it was "just a Renegade interrupt" when they punch you back
    + 3 if they call the cops on you and you say, "You think you're going to run in a Spectre?"

3) In response to someone bringing up a controversial topic, you respond, "Ah yes, [controversial topic] - we have long since dismissed this claim."

4) You begin to find elevator rides inherently funny.
    + 1 if you're with two friends and you ask them who would win if they got in a fight

5) You have a bumper sticker that says, "My other car has an IES Stealth System."

6) When attacked by something four times your size, you stand out in the open discussing tactics with your friend instead of actually, you know, getting out of the way.
     + 1 if, when it first appeared, you looked at it and stated, "Problematic."

7) You try to dodge uncomfortable questions with, "You should talk to Fai Dan."

8) You start referring to straws as "emergency induction ports."

9) Your best pick-up line is coloring your skin green and asking for help getting out of a biotechnology contract.

10) Someone asks for your help with a computer problem and you announce that you are "assuming direct control" when you sit down at the keyboard. Alternately, punch the computer and call it a "little bosh'tet."

11) You follow up all your jokes with, "That was a joke."

12) You spend your free time making lame lists like this one.

[thompsmt]

13. You laugh at this.

[TheBlackRose]

14) You pretend green lights are mass relays...

[Ultranovae]

you spend hours and hours and hours tweaking with the gibbed editors sigh*

[Ignisami]

Bosh'tet found its way into my daily conversational use ages ago
I also admit to using the 'assuming control' line whenever I can

[WarrantyVoider]

15) ...you start to write modding tools^^
greetz WV

[MrStoob]

Number 7 particularly amused me, but I like obscure.

[Spiritwolf1]

Ultranovae wrote...

you spend hours and hours and hours tweaking with the gibbed editors sigh*

Not tweaking, calibrating....

[Abraham_uk]

16) If you're an MMA fighter, every time you win a match, you celebrate shouting "This Hurts you!"


17) When you don't want to explain something you say "it is not a thing you can comprehend".


18) When you are in a fight, grab a cable. If sparks are jumping out of the cable you shout "deploying tech overload"


19) Whenever you perform any daring feat in real life you declare "heavy risk, but the priiize".


20) When you're angry you shout "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!"

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 10 janvier 2013 - 03:15 .

[Jon The Wizard]

21. You go to the aquarium and you ask which of the jellyfish is Blasto.

22. You call whatever your country's currency is "credits" or a credit card a "credit chit."

23. You identify asari as an alien race quicker than a masking tape brand.

Modifié par Jon The Wizard, 11 janvier 2013 - 10:26 .

[Iron Spetsnaz]

24. Your pick up line is "Report to the ship as soon as possible, We'll bang ok?"

25. You are always doing "Calibrations" *Wink Wink Nudge Nudge*

[ofarrell]

26. You respond to compliments on your work by saying "Someone else might have gotten it wrong"

[Abraham_uk]

27) When you grab your lighter you declare "flame tech deployed".

28) You try to annoy people by saying "Deal with it"

29) You idea of a chatup line is "I'm more interested in talking for a bit" in a sultry voice

30) You try to leave an awkward situation by saying "I should go".

[Billea]

31) You're absolutely convinced that there are Prothean ruins on Mars

32) You remove all windows from your house because they're structural weaknesses

33) When you hear the word "mako" you immediately think of the tank, not the shark.

34) All cows are shifty creatures in your eyes

[Sil]

35) You visit a thread called Jiggly Quarian Bumbums, and don't feel strange doing so.

[TheAshenPhoenix]

36) you start giving all your friends nicknames based on who they're like

+1 if you named your signifigant other after who you walked up to and said "we'll bang, ok?" in ME

Modifié par Phoenix535, 13 janvier 2013 - 07:37 .

[Abraham_uk]

37) You manage to fit in the words "soldier", "infiltrator", "vanguard", "adept", "engineer" and "sentinel" in the same sentance.

[TheAshenPhoenix]

38) you keep on accidently using the words "drone" "turret" and "omni-tool" in front of your friend whenever he talks about his carrer as an engineer

39) whenever someone you know needs help you shout "shield boost" when you go to help them

Modifié par Phoenix535, 13 janvier 2013 - 07:52 .

[Falaxe]

40) You still have Origin installed

[Abraham_uk]

41) Being the 41st person to contribute towards this list and bringing the number to 100.

[iOnlySignIn]

42) When you stir your cereal, you think/shout "weakening their integrity"!

43) When you argue with people, you keep hoping that they will pull out a pistol and shoot themselves in the head.

44) You've tried to bargain using the line "this store discriminates against the poor".

Modifié par iOnlySignIn, 13 janvier 2013 - 10:34 .

[pmac_tk421]

Oh don't worry, I'm very similar. I also hear random Mass Effect sound effects when I'm walking around. Anyone want to start a collection to get me a therapist?

[Abraham_uk]

45) When you go into someone's place and steal their cereal.

46) When you go to the gym, all you can think about is "reach" and "flexibility".

47) You go into a nightclub. Then you dance like this.
 
48) When you run like this.   My real life running movements are actually worse.

49) When you order an ice cream sundae, you order three flavours. Strawberry, mint and blueberry. When someone asks you why those specific flavours you reply "art".


50) When you're the guy on this thread, who has posted more suggestions than anyone else.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 14 janvier 2013 - 09:48 .

[Abraham_uk]

51) When you consult Google (or whichever search engine you use) over the following:

Quantum Entanglement
Vrolik Syndrome
Real life gun stats so that you can compare them to those in game.


52) When you have the entire Mass Effect 1, 2 and 3 soundtracks on your music player.

[Abraham_uk]

Come on guys! Let's reach 100 suggestions.
I wonder how long it would take before we start repeating ourselves!