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[andrew688k]

Sil wrote...

35) You visit a thread called Jiggly Quarian Bumbums, and don't feel strange doing so.

wat? We don't feel strange, we feel proud!

[pmac_tk421]

53) When someone says something offensive you yell, "You Humans are all racist!"

[TheAshenPhoenix]

54) whenever you hear a sick person's gravelly voice you reccommend they get checked for kepral's syndrome

55) you carry a lizard around with you for protection from space cyborg ninja's

56) "illusive man" has effectively replaced "douche-bag" in your vocabulary

[pmac_tk421]

57) When threatening people you tell them to do what you want or you'll cut their balls off and sell them to a krogan.

58) Your favorite pickup line is "I've got reach but you've got flexibility".

[Jon The Wizard]

59. Your try to haggle with Wal-Mart by offering to say they're your favorite store on the Citadel.

60. You paint your car the colors of the Normandy (and you weren't sponsored by EA or Bioware), Cerberus or Alliance colors.

61. You joined the Retake Mass Effect movement. (I'm kidding! Don't hit!)

62. All your guns, gear mods, weapon mods and characters are at max level in multiplayer.

63. Every time you hear about a military black ops organization, you secretly curse Cerberus.

64. You go to your local porn distributor and ask for Fornax.

[CynicalShep]

65. When trying to pick an object up you sometimes roll behind a cover and then jump over it and do a tumble

[DirtySHISN0]

66. You scream "we can use this" when you pick up useful objects.

67. You're all about the steak.

68. You pass off lengthy and/or emotionally provocative exchanges with "Acknowledged."

Modifié par DirtySHISN0, 15 janvier 2013 - 07:09 .

[millsenberry]

69. You name your smartphone EDI...
*true story*

[Prince Keldar]

Jon The Wizard wrote...

63. Every time you hear about a military black ops organization, you secretly curse Cerberus.

lol!!!!  I was watching the TV the other day and they were talking about Blackwater during the Iraqi War and I said something like "Damn Cerberus Bastards!!"  Everyone looked at me like I was crazy. lol

[Stroke1986]

70. everytime you stomp on a roach you laugh like this: Geh he he

Modifié par Stroke1986, 15 janvier 2013 - 02:45 .

[wong990616]

71. if someone is bosing me for quite some time i say
I'm doing things my ways now whether you agreed or not
72.Putting ME soundtracks on Euro Truck Simulator 2
73.we'll bang, ok?
74.making reaper sounds or Legion "Shepard Commander" while dreaming
First know of this when my brother told me
75.start calling machines Synthetics 

pmac_tk421 wrote...

53) When someone says something offensive you yell, "You Humans are all racist!"

Modifié par wong990616, 15 janvier 2013 - 04:14 .

[Abraham_uk]

76) Your idea of a chatup line is "We'll bang okay"


77) You go to the forums every single day.


78) You do funny stuff like this, this and this. Oh did I mention this?

79) You start writing fan fictions about Mass Effect.

80) You bake a Mass Effect themed cake for your love one.

[Abraham_uk]

81) You start naming all creatures organics.

82) You make your own video montages themed around specific romances.

83) You contribute towards the character section, and then cry when it get's locked down

84)  You produce a series of videos called Mass Defect

85) You make multiplayer guides. Some of those are actually pretty good.

Modifié par Abraham_uk, 15 janvier 2013 - 06:01 .

[MrStoob]

86) Your brother just now starts playing ME1 and you CANNOT help but interfere. (You did what? You any idea how that affects ME2? etc.)

[Mad-Hamlet]

87. You read the previous 86 entries and the only reaction is, 'Oh wow, that's neat! I have to do that for real ME Cred!'

[GHNR]

88) When you write down every single dialogue choice you make in the main storyline.

Modifié par GHNR, 15 janvier 2013 - 11:52 .

[MrStoob]

GHNR wrote...

88) When you write down every single dialogue choice you make in the main storyline.

[Sakura_Leigh]

89) You call your pet hamster "Space Hamster"

90) When your struggling with a task and no-one is helping you, you mutter "Just once I'd like to ask someone for help and hear them say, Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached."

Modifié par Sakura_Leigh, 16 janvier 2013 - 12:25 .

[GHNR]

MrStoob wrote...

GHNR wrote...

88) When you write down every single dialogue choice you make in the main storyline.

You would not believe how much free time I have.

[Stroke1986]

91. When both you and your friend plays Mass Effect and when you two met you greet him/her: Shepard, and he/she answer : Wrex
92. Whem someone says "ah yes" and you answer to him/her Reapers

Modifié par Stroke1986, 16 janvier 2013 - 12:29 .

[Stroke1986]

93. When your boss says you have to done the work you doing in an hour. And your answer is:
Problematic

(sry for reposting it just keeps coming XD )

[millsenberry]

MrStoob wrote...

86) Your brother just now starts playing ME1 and you CANNOT help but interfere. (You did what? You any idea how that affects ME2? etc.)

i am guilty of this too...

[Billea]

94) Bosh'tet becomes a regular part of your vocabulary

95) You offer to fetch items in faraway places for people

[Stroke1986]

96. When you tell your friends you need to go home to calibrate your girlfriend

[Beber69]

97 Elevators are always slow
98 You're looking for the big stupid jellyfish in the aquarium
99 you still wonder how a cerberus solider could yell 'taking casualties' after getting a headshot
100 I should go