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#76
Jadebaby

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You're playing the board game Scategories with your family and you start putting in Kepler's Syndrome for diseases/syndromes that start with the letter K..

Actually did this... Didn't get awarded the points :(

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CynicalShep

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GHNR wrote...

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GHNR wrote...

88) When you write down every single dialogue choice you make in the main storyline.


:blink:


You would not believe how much free time I have.


I'll say

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jancz89

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when somebody wants to punch you and you talk them down, you shout "Mind over matter"

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Jadebaby

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When your parnter wants to have intercourse with you, you get all up in their face then roll your eyes into the back of your head screaming "embrace eternity!"

Now you're single again... -_-

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N7 Shadow 90

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132) When you stand out the front of a store and shout 'This store discriminates against the poor!'.

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Isaantia

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133) When you reply to an email with: REQUEST DENIED.

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KeithJF82

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134. You've noticed that the fire hydrants in the city where you live look a lot like the cylindrical storage bins from ME1-2, and wonder if there are hi-tech weapons inside them.
135. Whenever you see a concrete barricade, you have the urge to run up to it and press Space.

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Methaluan_Sylver

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136. When all attemps of negotiation fail, you say "How can you not see what this means for the Krogan?!

Modifié par Methaluan_Sylver, 22 janvier 2013 - 09:35 .


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dirtdiver32318

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StormWolf11 wrote...

130) When hosting LAN party, you set up a password protected Network called "Afterlife VIP" and see which of your friends can get in.


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MrStoob

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JadeShepard wrote...

When your parnter wants to have intercourse with you, you get all up in their face then roll your eyes into the back of your head screaming "embrace eternity!"

Now you're single again... -_-


How could that possibly make you single?  :blink:

:wub::o

Modifié par MrStoob, 22 janvier 2013 - 10:08 .


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137.) Whenever you are playing another game and snipe someone you shout out the phrases: "Scoped and dropped! Perfect! One less to worry about! Headshot! That one hit! I love this rifle!" repeatedly

Modifié par darthnick427, 22 janvier 2013 - 10:50 .


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FlyingSquirrel

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darthnick427 wrote...

137.) Whenever you are playing another game and snipe someone you shout out the phrases: "Scoped and dropped! Perfect! One less to worry about! Headshot! That one hit! I love this rifle!" repeatedly


138.) When charging an enemy in another game, you shout, "I....am....KROGAAAANNN!!!!!!!"

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Abraham_uk

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139) When you can list every suggestion made on this thread. In the order which they were posted! XD

140) When you can spot all the duplicate suggestions on this really, really long list.

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MrFob

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141) when 137 and 138 don't apply because you don't play other games anymore.

Modifié par MrFob, 28 janvier 2013 - 05:06 .


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142) When helping someone new at your school and they ask who to avoid you say "Don't f*** with Aria."
*true story*

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Silent Indignation

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I had a dream last night that I was stopping for a red light and a Dragoon ran down the street at the intersection...

Those ****ers are fast.

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You awkwardly gesture at people with your finger when making a point, then abruptly turn your head completely off to the side and stride off in another direction when you've finished your conversation.

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Zaire Taylor

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143) When you do math problems and think out loud like Mordin.
144) When watching sports you tell your team to hold the line.
145) You watch boring Ken Burns documentaries because Captain Anderson's voice actor is the narrator.

I may or may not be guilty of these.

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BronzTrooper

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146) You try to revive this thread

147) You think about what you are going to do with your next three characters when you still have to finish up with several others (guilty)

148) You watched the video of Mark Meer saying "We'll bang, ok?" ten times in a row and laughed everytime

149) You try to figure out what you screwed up on your first few playthroughs

150) You keep forgetting that you first played Mass Effect less than a year ago (again, guilty)

151) You constantly think about ME3 MP when you aren't playing it

152) you have to force yourself to stop listing suggestions

... I should go.

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When you quote the Turian Councillor IRL for no reason.
When you can sing the Entirety of"Scientist Salarian"
When your Fan-Cannon Ends the Third game with the Destroy Ending but the Geth and EDI survive as code.

Modifié par Strangewrex, 02 mars 2013 - 05:07 .


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dirtdiver32318

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Gamer072196 wrote...

146) You try to revive this thread

147) You think about what you are going to do with your next three characters when you still have to finish up with several others (guilty)

148) You watched the video of Mark Meer saying "We'll bang, ok?" ten times in a row and laughed everytime

149) You try to figure out what you screwed up on your first few playthroughs

150) You keep forgetting that you first played Mass Effect less than a year ago (again, guilty)

151) You constantly think about ME3 MP when you aren't playing it

152) you have to force yourself to stop listing suggestions

... I should go.


151 is so true.

when you talk about mass effect so much to a non N7er (mass effect fan oh yeah we have a name) so much that he decides to finally play it.

that said person now is a true N7 all you guys talk about in game and not.

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Strangewrex wrote...

When you quote the Turian Councillor IRL for no reason.
When you can sing the Entirety of"Scientist Salarian"
When your Fan-Cannon Ends the Third game with the Destroy Ending but the Geth and EDI survive as code.


Lol.  I guess I play Mass Effect too much then.:D

Want proof?  Here it is:

"I am the very model of a scientist Salarian.  I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.

I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tuatology).

My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian.  Iam the very model of a scientist Salarian!!"

* Ahem *

Lol.:lol:

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When you own one of these :

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(I don't have one btw)B)

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153) You pass a truck wreck on the interstate, and your friend says "wreck" and you involuntarily blurted out "Shepard".
154) Your license tag reads ISHLDGO.
155)When your tag on your other car reads DIDTALI.
156) When on March 6th you wear a black arm band to work in memory of the day logical storytelling died.

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157) You pass a sign for a contractor named "G. Cannon Inc." and the first thing that comes to mind is the Asari Adept (glass cannon).
158) You look for ski helmets and the most important criteria is how close to the N7 helmet it looks.