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Miss Ferelden 2009! Part II (Judge Commentary)


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Our poll has been subject to UN inspection and they have determined its sincerity and hoensty. There is no tampering being done. And do not dare protest after the results are shown, lest we be forced to use lethal force.



*BREAKING NEWS!!!*

Reports indicate that it seems like the (Head) Judge (KnightofPhoenix) have been spending some (unsolicited and unapproved) time (on the side) with Leliana and Morrigan and thus have been using influence (and persuasion) to "sway" some of the Judges and most importantly voters into putting (more) votes on these two contestants ...

Stay tuned for more information as our reporters are still digging and investigating into this claim ...

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Quientus wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Our poll has been subject to UN inspection and they have determined its sincerity and hoensty. There is no tampering being done. And do not dare protest after the results are shown, lest we be forced to use lethal force.



*BREAKING NEWS!!!*

Reports indicate that it seems like the (Head) Judge (KnightofPhoenix) have been spending some (unsolicited and unapproved) time (on the side) with Leliana and Morrigan and thus have been using influence (and persuasion) to "sway" some of the Judges and most importantly voters into putting (more) votes on these two contestants ...

Stay tuned for more information as our reporters are still digging and investigating into this claim ...


LIES! Imperialist propaganda!
Though they are right, I am very persuasive. but if it was up to me, Yvenna would be in the top 3.

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And to think he's writing news for Ferelden TV! This will be featured in Crime Stoppers!

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Quientus wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Our poll has been subject to UN inspection and they have determined its sincerity and hoensty. There is no tampering being done. And do not dare protest after the results are shown, lest we be forced to use lethal force.



*BREAKING NEWS!!!*

Reports indicate that it seems like the (Head) Judge (KnightofPhoenix) have been spending some (unsolicited and unapproved) time (on the side) with Leliana and Morrigan and thus have been using influence (and persuasion) to "sway" some of the Judges and most importantly voters into putting (more) votes on these two contestants ...

Stay tuned for more information as our reporters are still digging and investigating into this claim ...


LIES! Imperialist propaganda!
Though they are right, I am very persuasive. but if it was up to me, Yvenna would be in the top 3.



Reports indicate that KnightofPhoenix is far from being persuasive, but more and easy "Push-Over" ...

Morrigan is reported to have been quoted saying:
" 'Twas not that difficult, this man (read: KoP) seems to be "bending over backwards" at the mere prospect of some "quality-time" with an able Witch of the Wild, such as myself. All I had to do was expose my shoulder a bit ..."

Leliana has been rumored to have said:
"I can't believe how easy he (read KoP) was to "sway" ... Afterall I am quite formidable in both the arts of seduction as well as persuasion ..."

"Isn't it marvelous what people are willing to say and do when you hold a knife to their more intimate body parts ?"
*chuckles*
 
Our reporters are still trying to have the two contestants line up for a live interview where our reporters will "confront" the two with the (rumored) "fact" that the Head Judge (read: KoP) have been "tampering" and spent some unsolicited time with the contestants ...

As of this time, our reporters still haven't found out whether or not the two contestants know about this ...

In the mean time our other reporters are still trying to get comments from the other contestants regarding this alleged claim of bias from the Head Judge ...

Modifié par Quientus, 13 janvier 2010 - 01:58 .


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Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

And to think he's writing news for Ferelden TV! This will be featured in Crime Stoppers!


Haha, welcome to the real world Image IPB

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Unsourced, contradictory news reports that I shall simply dimiss as simple negative adds for someone of my stature and celebrity....

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

And to think he's writing news for Ferelden TV! This will be featured in Crime Stoppers!


Haha, welcome to the real world Image IPB

@ Quinetus.
Unsourced, contradictory news reports that I shall simply dimiss as simple negative adds for someone of my stature and celebrity....





Unsourced ? - Hardly :P

Contradictory ? - One needs only to read the interviews by your other (fellow) judges and read their comments, then reading the (so-called) voters comments on each contestant and it's quite obvious to see that the poll and subsequent voting has been "rigged" or "tampered" with in some regards ...

In any case, I'm just relaying what has been rumoured and reported to have been told by our quite prolific and investigative reporters ...

Do we sense some defensiveness from the Head Judge's part ? - Is this unwillingness to comment on (alleged and reported) bias, merely a ploy in an attempt to divert attention ? 

Stay ►Tuned◄ as our reporters try to investigate this further ...

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

And to think he's writing news for Ferelden TV! This will be featured in Crime Stoppers!


Haha, welcome to the real world Image IPB

@ Quinetus.
Unsourced, contradictory news reports that I shall simply dimiss as simple negative adds for someone of my stature and celebrity....


Hogwash. This. Is. Ferelden.

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Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Hogwash. This. Is. Ferelden.


Ferelden isn't real?

I feel cheated.

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This set is rigged!

I demand a refund!

By the way, Morrigan would totally win

*flees*

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ReubenLiew wrote...
By the way, Morrigan would totally win
*flees*


Yeah, you'd better run! *shakes sharp stick*

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*Leads an angry mob in front of the studio*



"This is a travesty. KoP is corrupt! CURRUPT I say! HE makes false promises and falsifies data. Heck, he even promissed me I'd win the Mister Ferelden competition after a "personal" interview..and then he never called!!"



You are scum KoP, you hear? SCUM!!!

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*starts a crowd chant* Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

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*fights my wife/sister/brother that slept with my father that is a transsexual midget*

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Lotion Soronnar wrote...

*Leads an angry mob in front of the studio*

"This is a travesty. KoP is corrupt! CURRUPT I say! HE makes false promises and falsifies data. Heck, he even promissed me I'd win the Mister Ferelden competition after a "personal" interview..and then he never called!!"

You are scum KoP, you hear? SCUM!!!



So what are you saying ? 

Are you saying that these (alleged) complaints about the Head Judge (read: KoP) Are true ?

Would you be willing to be interviewed in this regard ? - I am sure we can come to some terms of agreements in that regard ?

In fact I heard Shianni would be quite inclined to "speak" with you ... As I've heard that she is somewhat jealous that the Head Judge seems to have paid some "special" attention towards Leliana and Morrigan while not having given her (Shianni) a "chance" to "present" her "case" ...

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NEWS OF THE HOUR!

Paragon Branka has returned and adressed the assembly, calling for war against the Miss Ferelden 2009 producers!



Branka to assembly: they've stolen and hidden the greatest relic of our people, The Anvil of the Void!

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The walls are closing in on you! We won't stand for this farce any longer! ~Takes her lighted stick and shakes it~

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All who rejoice in Andraste shall be embraced with her warmth. Infidels will be engulfed in a fiery hell. Some may feel this during and after their life.

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Sigh, the wonders of democracy. Whatever you do, peopel will always complain lol

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I might be mistaken, but there seems to be a hilarious typo in Shianni's description.

"This angry one protests with furry in the alienage."

Shouldn't it be fury?

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Beniowski wrote...

I might be mistaken, but there seems to be a hilarious typo in Shianni's description.

"This angry one protests with furry in the alienage."

Shouldn't it be fury?


...gulps.....this is not a Freudian slip I can assure you! Image IPB

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Sigh, the wonders of democracy. Whatever you do, peopel will always complain lol



The reporters are *still* waiting for your comments regarding the issue of bias concerning the (allegedly) "Tampering" and rigged voting process ...!


Teyrn Loghain has been reported saying that you have been approaching him about swaying his votes to consider Leliana as the winner ?

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Beniowski wrote...

I might be mistaken, but there seems to be a hilarious typo in Shianni's description.

"This angry one protests with furry in the alienage."

Shouldn't it be fury?


...gulps.....this is not a Freudian slip I can assure you! Image IPB


And how are we supposed to get our minds OUT of the gutter?

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Quientus wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Sigh, the wonders of democracy. Whatever you do, peopel will always complain lol



The reporters are *still* waiting for your comments regarding the issue of bias concerning the (allegedly) "Tampering" and rigged voting process ...!


Teyrn Loghain has been reported saying that you have been approaching him about swaying his votes to consider Leliana as the winner ?


Judges are forbidden to vote, as is the custom. Otherwise, Teagan would decide who wins and there would be no voting. Your reports are fake! fake I tell ya!

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Quientus wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Sigh, the wonders of democracy. Whatever you do, peopel will always complain lol



The reporters are *still* waiting for your comments regarding the issue of bias concerning the (allegedly) "Tampering" and rigged voting process ...!


Teyrn Loghain has been reported saying that you have been approaching him about swaying his votes to consider Leliana as the winner ?



Judges are forbidden to vote, as is the custom. Otherwise, Teagan would decide who wins and there would be no voting. Your reports are fake! fake I tell ya!




This is quoted from the "Denerim Sentinel";

Sources reveal that several judges have been approached by the Head Judge to vote for some certain candidates, despite not being eligble to vote ...



This is quoted from the "Orzammar Herald";


Sources reveal that the Shaperate was sent a message via courier to enter into the memories that unfortunately no dwarven women would be in consideration for winning the "Miss Ferelden 2009" contest ...

How this could be decided, if the votes were not somehow rigged remains unexplainable ...



This is quoted from the "Redcliffe Journal";


Teagan has been reported sighted in the local tavern, accompanied by the Head Judge, Leliana and Morrigan ...

The tavern was closed off for others during this meeting and wasn't opened up again untill very late the next day ...

The Innkeeper mysteriously disappeared for the duration and was found later with a severe concussion not being able to remember anything ...


Modifié par Quientus, 13 janvier 2010 - 05:16 .


#200
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We get alot of those unsourced conspiracy theories that journalists like to write about because there is nothing interesting other than doign that. We here in Miss Ferelden see this as a testemony to our success. It attracts admirers but also those who are jealous of our enormous success and fame. It's ok. We know that our fans know that this show is sincere and honest. and that political machinations are not present at all.

And all Judges are innocent from all these preposterous claims. It is custom for each judge to meet up with contestants and talk about future plans, career choices and the like. Our judges are honest, sincere and serious in what they do. The testemony to our sincerity is that we did not make Anora win, despite her powerful position and her attempts at bribery and coercision. We stood fast, in order to deliver an honest and democractic election. Because democracy and freedom are what we here stand for. *patriotic music*