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[CrimsonN7]

jkthunder wrote...

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Flaming Snake wrote...

I always top the scoreboard. Once, I even beat Ashen Earth, and he was using a GI.

MY EPEEN IS THE BIGGEST!!

A giant slayer you be!

Is THAT the word on the street about the Slayer? Maybe that's why I love him soo

Anyway, we need moar egina one these boards. You in Crimson??

I don't know if the others would like me kissin' n telling on them!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

OP, like you, I once found ePeen gross. ePeens are like newborn babies, farts, and boogers. They are all gross except for your own. One fateful day changed my view on this.

I was on a mission with 3 guys who flung their ePeens around the forums like they were doing caber tosses. Each one of them has actually posted in this very thread.

Steve, the pilot of the shuttle, noticed and was captivated by all the ePeen stroking and comparing and failed to notice the massive ocean we flew straight into. We were stranded out in the middle of an alien ocean, treading water as we watched our last hope, the emergency beacon, sink towards the bottom.

Neither of us could alone dive deep enough, let alone carry such a heavy piece of equipment. Then, for the first time in our careers, it happened... teamwork. We made a long bridge of ePeen that connected from the surface to the bottom of the alien ocean (with length to spare, mind you), and we easily retrieved the beacon. Exhilirated by this combined ePeen achievement, we finally felt hopeful and at ease. We knew we could achieve anything!

Our next issue, we needed to get to dry land to plant the beacon. At the exact same instant, without words, we all devised the same idea, to build a raft out of our massive ePeens (to be honest, it was more like a yacht). We tied our ePeens together securely (there was barely enough rope) and fashioned the beacon aboard on the top deck. Although our ePeens touched, it wasn't gay, because none of us closed our eyes during. Not that there's anything wrong with gay. Some of my best friends are gay. Anyway, it was beautifully ePeen-fueled brotherly teamwork.

We made it to land within hours and were rescued by day's end, all thanks to the joint actions of massive ePeen.
I used to think other ePeens were gross. Now, I openly embrace ePeen (keeping eyes open), for I know the power each holds. With great power, comes great responsibility. With great responsibility, comes great discipline. With great discipline, comes great authority. With great authority, comes a badge and a uniform. Chicks dig uniforms. Simple math, friend. Simple math.

Modifié par Jack Crapper, 15 janvier 2013 - 06:36 .

[Claz88]

CrimsonN7 wrote...

jkthunder wrote...

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Flaming Snake wrote...

I always top the scoreboard. Once, I even beat Ashen Earth, and he was using a GI.

MY EPEEN IS THE BIGGEST!!

A giant slayer you be!

Is THAT the word on the street about the Slayer? Maybe that's why I love him soo

Anyway, we need moar egina one these boards. You in Crimson??

I don't know if the others would like me kissin' n telling on them!

Pretty sure Crimson and I had this same convo the other day. Just not about E-ginas  

[CrimsonN7]

Claz88 wrote...

CrimsonN7 wrote...

jkthunder wrote...

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Flaming Snake wrote...

I always top the scoreboard. Once, I even beat Ashen Earth, and he was using a GI.

MY EPEEN IS THE BIGGEST!!

A giant slayer you be!

Is THAT the word on the street about the Slayer? Maybe that's why I love him soo

Anyway, we need moar egina one these boards. You in Crimson??

I don't know if the others would like me kissin' n telling on them!

Pretty sure Crimson and I had this same convo the other day. Just not about E-ginas  

Indeed Need MOAR women in here for... reasons!

[upinya slayin]

Jack Crapper wrote...

OP, like you, I once found ePeen gross. ePeens are like newborn babies, farts, and boogers. They are all gross except for your own. One fateful day changed my view on this.

I was on a mission with 3 guys who flung their ePeens around the forums like they were doing caber tosses. Each one of them has actually posted in this very thread.

Steve, the pilot of the shuttle, noticed and was captivated by all the ePeen stroking and comparing and failed to notice the massive ocean we flew straight into. We were stranded out in the middle of an alien ocean, treading water as we watched our last hope, the emergency beacon, sink towards the bottom.

Neither of us could alone dive deep enough, let alone carry such a heavy piece of equipment. Then, for the first time in our careers, it happened... teamwork. We made a long bridge of ePeen that connected from the surface to the bottom of the alien ocean (with length to spare, mind you), and we easily retrieved the beacon. Exhilirated by this combined ePeen achievement, we finally felt hopeful and at ease. We knew we could achieve anything!

Our next issue, we needed to get to dry land to plant the beacon. At the exact same instant, without words, we all devised the same idea, to build a raft out of our massive ePeens (to be honest, it was more like a yacht). We tied our ePeens together securely (there was barely enough rope) and fashioned the beacon aboard on the top deck. Although our ePeens touched, it wasn't gay, because none of us closed our eyes during. Not that there's anything wrong with gay. Some of my best friends are gay. Anyway, it was beautifully ePeen-fueled brotherly teamwork.

We made it to land within hours and were rescued by day's end, all thanks to the joint actions of massive ePeen.
I used to think other ePeens were gross. Now, I openly embrace ePeen (keeping eyes open), for I know the power each holds. With great power, comes great responsibility. With great responsibility, comes great discipline. With great discipline, comes great authority. With great authority, comes a badge and a uniform. Chicks dig uniforms. Simple math, friend. Simple math.

Dam you crapper!!!! Not even joking, I took a sip of coffee just as i was reading your first line and I almost spit it up on laptop. I haven't even finished reading your post cause i wnated to say that first

[Invader Nemesis]

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Claz88 wrote...

CrimsonN7 wrote...

jkthunder wrote...

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Flaming Snake wrote...

I always top the scoreboard. Once, I even beat Ashen Earth, and he was using a GI.

MY EPEEN IS THE BIGGEST!!

A giant slayer you be!

Is THAT the word on the street about the Slayer? Maybe that's why I love him soo

Anyway, we need moar egina one these boards. You in Crimson??

I don't know if the others would like me kissin' n telling on them!

Pretty sure Crimson and I had this same convo the other day. Just not about E-ginas  

Indeed Need MOAR women in here for... reasons!

I'm a woman

[CrimsonN7]

Invader Nemesis wrote...

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Claz88 wrote...

CrimsonN7 wrote...

jkthunder wrote...

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Flaming Snake wrote...

I always top the scoreboard. Once, I even beat Ashen Earth, and he was using a GI.

MY EPEEN IS THE BIGGEST!!

A giant slayer you be!

Is THAT the word on the street about the Slayer? Maybe that's why I love him soo

Anyway, we need moar egina one these boards. You in Crimson??

I don't know if the others would like me kissin' n telling on them!

Pretty sure Crimson and I had this same convo the other day. Just not about E-ginas  

Indeed Need MOAR women in here for... reasons!

I'm a woman

Why yes yes you are!<3

[Zero132132]

Lord_Sirian wrote...

Don't need more women. Just more awesome, good looking men like I am.

Anyone with both an eyepatch and  monocle has too much awesome on their face. You're not missing an eye, right?

[Invader Nemesis]

Lord_Sirian wrote...

Don't need more women. Just more awesome, good looking men like I am.

Nah...where all the women at?! We need to compare our e-boobies!

[RoundedPlanet88]

Lord_Sirian wrote...

Don't need more women. Just more awesome, good looking men like I am.

Good thing your eyesight is so poor then.

[CrimsonN7]

Invader Nemesis wrote...

Lord_Sirian wrote...

Don't need more women. Just more awesome, good looking men like I am.

Nah...where all the women at?! We need to compare our e-boobies!

My e-boobies aren't as perky as they should be, haven't played in days.

Modifié par CrimsonN7, 15 janvier 2013 - 06:51 .

[Jay_Hoxtatron]

Invader Nemesis wrote...

Lord_Sirian wrote...

Don't need more women. Just more awesome, good looking men like I am.

Nah...where all the women at?! We need to compare our e-boobies!

Size matters. 

[Ferus37]

Invader Nemesis wrote...

Lord_Sirian wrote...

Don't need more women. Just more awesome, good looking men like I am.

Nah...where all the women at?! We need to compare our e-boobies!

I prefer e-boobies to e-ginas, because I get confused as to whether an e-gina should be big or small. 

I'd love to compare e-boobies, but I suck at this game so mine aren't particularly impressive. 

[Invader Nemesis]

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Invader Nemesis wrote...

Lord_Sirian wrote...

Don't need more women. Just more awesome, good looking men like I am.

Nah...where all the women at?! We need to compare our e-boobies!

My e-boobies aren't as perky as they should be, haven't played in days.

My e-boobies are nice and perky. Just unlocked another banner

[CrimsonN7]

Lord_Sirian wrote...

There's a cheap shot about women just dying to be made here.

But you're better then that right Sirian!:innocent: A gentleKrogan!

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Jack Crapper wrote...

OP, like you, I once found ePeen gross. ePeens are like newborn babies, farts, and boogers. They are all gross except for your own. One fateful day changed my view on this.

[some snippage, just a little landscaping]

With great responsibility, comes great discipline. With great discipline, comes great authority. With great authority, comes a badge and a uniform. Chicks dig uniforms. Simple math, friend. Simple math.

I laughed. I cried. I learned a life lesson.

We need James Franco and an affordable screenwriter. 

<geniune applause>

[upinya slayin]

Invader Nemesis wrote...

Lord_Sirian wrote...

Don't need more women. Just more awesome, good looking men like I am.

Nah...where all the women at?! We need to compare our e-boobies!

pics pls
i <3boobies too

[jakenou]

eboobies it is!

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Invader Nemesis wrote...

Lord_Sirian wrote...

Don't need more women. Just more awesome, good looking men like I am.

Nah...where all the women at?! We need to compare our e-boobies!

My e-boobies aren't as perky as they should be, haven't played in days.

Mine are currently at about 99%

[RoundedPlanet88]

Lord_Sirian wrote...

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Lord_Sirian wrote...

There's a cheap shot about women just dying to be made here.

But you're better then that right Sirian!:innocent: A gentleKrogan!

 

than* 

And actually I'm probably not. Just ask the rest of BSN. I'm a terrible person.

Admittidly, the BSN is not the most................stable?..........unbiased?..........intelligent? group from which to poll.

[CrimsonN7]

Lord_Sirian wrote...

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Lord_Sirian wrote...

There's a cheap shot about women just dying to be made here.

But you're better then that right Sirian!:innocent: A gentleKrogan!

 

than* 

And actually I'm probably not. Just ask the rest of BSN. I'm a terrible person.

Poor spelling  must be a pet peeve huh!

[upinya slayin]

Invader Nemesis wrote...

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Invader Nemesis wrote...

Lord_Sirian wrote...

Don't need more women. Just more awesome, good looking men like I am.

Nah...where all the women at?! We need to compare our e-boobies!

My e-boobies aren't as perky as they should be, haven't played in days.

My e-boobies are nice and perky. Just unlocked another banner

Aww but i bet your e-cuteface is still red from the other night

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Invader Nemesis wrote...

My e-boobies are nice and perky. Just unlocked another banner

Banner...? Heck no, she just got back!



(It would appear that, not only am I not above doing that over and over again... but that I simply cannot resist doing it every time someone with "-er" or "-or" in their GT posts. I may need to see someone about this compulsion.)