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[Xariann]

I am lucky enough to not need to PUG an entire group most of the time, I tend to have a friend or two with me in most games, so we tend to chat on TeamSpeak as we are playing.

That leads to really funny moments so I thought it would be nice for us BSNers to have a laugh and come together in this thread as we would in a pub and tell our funny anectodes.

I was playing a game with Mi-Chan (Coffeeholic) and RedCeasar97 and we were in Firebase Reactor (Hazard). I think Red had actually proposed to play on it, despite Mi-Chan's track record. I think he was feeling masochistic.

So there we go, Red gets shot down in the reactor, so Mi-Chan runs in and resses him, to then run out again. The reactor closes soon after, frying Red inside straight away. You hear this cackle from Mi-Chan who said he had activated the reactor before ressing Red and then run off.

Evil, but pure genious.

Some time later I see the doors closing in and Red is in there, once again. You hear all sort laughter (Mi-Chan) and lamentation (Red) while the other two (me and someone else) were snickering on TeamSpeak.

So I thought, "Okay well, poor Red, I am going to revenge him."

So I am sneaking near the Reactor and see Mi-Chan is running towards it. I press the button. What I didn't anticipate was that Red was running after him and wound up in the reactor too. Mi-Chan got out and well... next thing I know was Red shouting, "Je**!" And Mi-Chan responding, "It wasn't me!"

At which point I am in stitches and I tried to apologise to Red explaining I was trying to get Mi-Chan. But there hath no fury like a Red scorned.

I really think some maps should be left alone in the company of certain individuals...

Modifié par Xariann, 16 janvier 2013 - 10:20 .

[IllusiveManJr]

My funniest moment... the Nemesis sex orgy.

[Xariann]

I don't think you have the agility to actually keep them in place

[White Flag]

I was playing Dagger, and while I was sniping at the Array Control a husk caught me unaware and grabbed me. Then my teammate Paladin comes in an smacks it of me with his shield, sending it flying straight through the window.

[Twinkles DeVere]

The Mass Effect drinking game. That is all.

[CoffeeHolic93]

I pledge 'Not Guilty!'

You have no proof!

:innocent:

[Xariann]

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

The Mass Effect drinking game. That is all.

Well you are a hanar, you can drink 6 pints at once. Not fair.

[Xariann]

Mi-Chan wrote...

I pledge 'Not Guilty!'

You have no proof!

:innocent:

Huhu? 

Self pwnage is a b**** 

(And I am even dicussing there with Red at the start how I wasn't trying to get him and get YOU!)

Modifié par Xariann, 16 janvier 2013 - 10:43 .

[Twinkles DeVere]

Xariann wrote...

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

The Mass Effect drinking game. That is all.

Well you are a hanar, you can drink 6 pints at once. Not fair.

Hanar are easy though. Two pints in and they'll go home with anybody.

[HolyAvenger]

Needs moar lashing/missiling of Possessed Abominations. That is all.

[CoffeeHolic93]

Xariann wrote...

Mi-Chan wrote...

I pledge 'Not Guilty!'

You have no proof!

:innocent:

Huhu? 

Self pwnage is a b**** 

(And I am even dicussing there with Red at the start how I wasn't trying to get him and get YOU!)

.. Errr... It was my identical twin brother?

[V_Davion]

that moment when a friend joined my solo game on silver to help me out and ended up diying repeatedly. It was pretty funny XD

[IIFlash]

HolyAvenger wrote...

Needs moar lashing/missiling of Possessed Abominations. That is all.

[Zurdo99]

In firebase: reactor hazard,
I was playing with buddy and 2 randoms. Buddy shuts door down and noticed we have a Krogan inside.. "ups".
Later, he shuts door down again and Krogan runs inside "doh".
Wave 8 or 9, we keep firing from cover through the room, suddenly, Krogan propably pressed button and runs inside and again we have a barbecued Krogan.

[Xariann]

Zurdo99 wrote...

In firebase: reactor hazard,
I was playing with buddy and 2 randoms. Buddy shuts door down and noticed we have a Krogan inside.. "ups".
Later, he shuts door down again and Krogan runs inside "doh".
Wave 8 or 9, we keep firing from cover through the room, suddenly, Krogan propably pressed button and runs inside and again we have a barbecued Krogan.

Another self ownage XD

[Deerber]

 Haha ok I've got a couple of ones. In each of these times I started laughing so hard that I could basically do nothing else for the rest of the wave.


First one.

It was just some days ago. I was on glacier playing the Drellguard, I saw this Atlas that just spawned on the balcony near the LZ, but glitched out and was actually over the fence. I thought why not? And I charged. The Atlas staggered and fell back into the void. Killfeed showed "Deerber Biotic Charge Atlas". It was wonderful! 


Second one.

Testing the awesomeness of the mighty Molus (Volus sentinel melee build) with my friend Djeck. Setting is hydra/cerberus/gold, and somehow we manage to get to a pretty late wave even if I'm only using Volus' heavy melee. Probably thanks to the FQI PuG carrying us, poor soul.

So, start of a late wave, I rush the spawn in the control room (the only one in the "interior"). There is one Atlas, a couple of Dragoons and a couple of Phantoms. I rush a Dragoon, hit shield boost and heavy melee. Poor 'goons and Phantoms start to meleeing me like no tomorrow, the Atlas shoots me... And my shields hold.

I start to laugh my ass hard. I cancel the melee, shield boost then melee again. Same thing. It goes one for around 15-20 seconds, a little ball of meat tanking an entire spawn of Atlases, Dragoons, Phantoms and whatever else. Phantoms and Dragoons staggering when they try to melee me. It's awesome! 

After a while, an Atlas missile gets lucky and find a gap in my I-frames, so I go down. But I tanked an entire freakin' spawn just with a ball of meat! Hahaha I started laughing to hard that I could barely speak for the rest of the game 


Third one

Trolling Lightswitch and friends on Hazard Reactor. God, I laughed so hard. When the game starts, we find ourselves on Hazard reactor/Reapers. When I see the map, I say on the mic "Good, so I can troll good ol' Lightswitch". Don't think they believed me, though.

I can't even rememeber what kit I was using. Wave 3 comes, we get a hack in the reactor. ... You start to see the picture, don't you? 

We run in and start the hack. About halfway through, I run out and push the button... And I already start to laugh on the microphone. What I didn't account for was the Banshee teleporting behind me and grabbing me... 

So after a few seconds, I get synced and Lightswitch and friends die inside the reactor. At this point I'm barely able to produce any meaningful sound... I'm laughing out so hard that I have problems breathing 

Luckily Lightswitch is a great guy, and so are his friends, so they didn't take it bad, gelled and did the wave by themselves.

I probably shouldn't have done that, especially since there were people I didn't know, but man... The temptation was too damn high! I mean, I declare I'm going to troll Lightswitch and what do we get on wave 3? Hack in the reactor? That's just destiny speaking out, haha! 

[soulstriker09]

 I think the most lulz I had were with possessed abominations and the reactor core.

But this is probably the best one:
Collectors/Gold/ wave 3 device disable

I cap the device as a slayer, the little voldept comes in to support me..
"Incoming possessed abomination..."
*stasis'ed*
"Whew... ok thanks.... wait... no don't shoot that nonononoNONONONO"

[Lajkos]

A sniper trolling a shadow.
Everytime the shadow would SS (and there was a lot ov SS spam) someone, the sniper killed the enemy with a HS. What made this really hilarious was that the Shadow was a 12 year old kid who rage over the mic everytime it happened

[Twinkles DeVere]

V_Davion wrote...

that moment when a friend joined my solo game on silver to help me out and ended up diying repeatedly. It was pretty funny XD

LOL I forgot to spend my points! :lol:  n00b mistake 

[OneMore1968]

There are so many but it has to be Haz Reactor - the number of team-mates who even after playing 10 waves didn't realize they died when you "accidentally" locked them in. And now we have a whole new pool of newbies to "rezz"

And the ppl who mic up and think you want to listen to them argue with their girlfriend/wife or baby for 20 mins.

EDIT: typo

Modifié par Carlina, 16 janvier 2013 - 11:53 .

[Xariann]

Deerber wrote...

 Haha ok I've got a couple of ones. In each of these times I started laughing so hard that I could basically do nothing else for the rest of the wave.


First one.

It was just some days ago. I was on glacier playing the Drellguard, I saw this Atlas that just spawned on the balcony near the LZ, but glitched out and was actually over the fence. I thought why not? And I charged. The Atlas staggered and fell back into the void. Killfeed showed "Deerber Biotic Charge Atlas". It was wonderful! 


Second one.

Testing the awesomeness of the mighty Molus (Volus sentinel melee build) with my friend Djeck. Setting is hydra/cerberus/gold, and somehow we manage to get to a pretty late wave even if I'm only using Volus' heavy melee. Probably thanks to the FQI PuG carrying us, poor soul.

So, start of a late wave, I rush the spawn in the control room (the only one in the "interior"). There is one Atlas, a couple of Dragoons and a couple of Phantoms. I rush a Dragoon, hit shield boost and heavy melee. Poor 'goons and Phantoms start to meleeing me like no tomorrow, the Atlas shoots me... And my shields hold.

I start to laugh my ass hard. I cancel the melee, shield boost then melee again. Same thing. It goes one for around 15-20 seconds, a little ball of meat tanking an entire spawn of Atlases, Dragoons, Phantoms and whatever else. Phantoms and Dragoons staggering when they try to melee me. It's awesome! 

After a while, an Atlas missile gets lucky and find a gap in my I-frames, so I go down. But I tanked an entire freakin' spawn just with a ball of meat! Hahaha I started laughing to hard that I could barely speak for the rest of the game 


Third one

Trolling Lightswitch and friends on Hazard Reactor. God, I laughed so hard. When the game starts, we find ourselves on Hazard reactor/Reapers. When I see the map, I say on the mic "Good, so I can troll good ol' Lightswitch". Don't think they believed me, though.

I can't even rememeber what kit I was using. Wave 3 comes, we get a hack in the reactor. ... You start to see the picture, don't you? 

We run in and start the hack. About halfway through, I run out and push the button... And I already start to laugh on the microphone. What I didn't account for was the Banshee teleporting behind me and grabbing me... 

So after a few seconds, I get synced and Lightswitch and friends die inside the reactor. At this point I'm barely able to produce any meaningful sound... I'm laughing out so hard that I have problems breathing 

Luckily Lightswitch is a great guy, and so are his friends, so they didn't take it bad, gelled and did the wave by themselves.

I probably shouldn't have done that, especially since there were people I didn't know, but man... The temptation was too damn high! I mean, I declare I'm going to troll Lightswitch and what do we get on wave 3? Hack in the reactor? That's just destiny speaking out, haha! 

I hope I will never play with you and Coffee at the same time lol

[OneMore1968]

You are so full of...mischief Deerber. I doubt your team-mates laughed quite as hard on H/R though. That is classic but reminds me. Whilst playing other week in a newbie team, we're doing pizza run and just reached the core entrance, they were trying to run unsuccessfully, and two are inside, third outside when he shuts the door. lol, we had to wait for the door to open it boosted my f/a medals though. They didn't repeat that one.

[JimmyJam94]

Lajkos wrote...

A sniper trolling a shadow.
Everytime the shadow would SS (and there was a lot ov SS spam) someone, the sniper killed the enemy with a HS. What made this really hilarious was that the Shadow was a 12 year old kid who rage over the mic everytime it happened

I always try to do this.

Best laugh I've had is Collectors/London, someone got dropped so I revived them, ran away and shot a possessed abomination that blew them up. Rinsed and repeated this two more times. I'm such a jerk.

[CoffeeHolic93]

Another funny moment was in a gold duo of mine with Xariann. We decided to go U/U for some reason and we got hazard dagger versus collectors.

There's a lot of nasty (if hilarious) surprises when the enemy suddenly 'appears' because you couldn't see it courtesy of the bloody sandstorm.

"I can HEAR the Praetorian, but I have NO idea where it is."

[JimmyJam94]

And trolling FBW/G/G players before the room changed. I'd run round in the LZ repeatedly, purposefully dying. Loads of people would leave the little room to try to revive me, they'd get mowed down by a bunch of pyros and hunters. Then we fail the mission

Modifié par JimmyJam94, 16 janvier 2013 - 12:09 .