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This unit does not meet the hardware prerequisites to process humour

[Xariann]

chipsandwich wrote...

This unit does not meet the hardware prerequisites to process humour

Don't you have a soul?

[Deerber]

Carlina wrote...

You are so full of...mischief Deerber. I doubt your team-mates laughed quite as hard on H/R though. That is classic but reminds me. Whilst playing other week in a newbie team, we're doing pizza run and just reached the core entrance, they were trying to run unsuccessfully, and two are inside, third outside when he shuts the door. lol, we had to wait for the door to open it boosted my f/a medals though. They didn't repeat that one.

Actually, Lightswitch said he lol'ed. Cause, as I said, he's a great guy. And I know I would have lol'ed hard as well, if I was the one inside.

If you wouldn't... Then you might want to reconsider your priorities when playing this game 

Now... You weren't one of his friends trapped in there, were you? 

Xariann wrote...

I hope I will never play with you and Coffee at the same time lol

That can be arranged, actually! I like to play with Coffee. Though we probably haven't played enough together for him to troll me.

Beware Coffee, for the next time we get Collectors/Hazard Reactor... 

Modifié par Deerber, 16 janvier 2013 - 12:49 .

[RedCaesar97]

Xariann wrote...

Deerber wrote...
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I hope I will never play with you and Coffee at the same time lol

I hope I never play with you and CoffeeHolic (Mi-Chan) at the same time.

[Xariann]

I find it funny that out of 5 randoms I did today, I got 4 in Firebase Reactor. Although none were hazard

[CoffeeHolic93]

RedCaesar97 wrote...

Xariann wrote...

Deerber wrote...
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I hope I will never play with you and Coffee at the same time lol

I hope I never play with you and CoffeeHolic (Mi-Chan) at the same time.

C'mon, that'd be fun. You'll never know who fried ya.

[Jay_Hoxtatron]

That one time where a Geth Rocket Trooper glitched and did the ROFLcopter, turning around and nonstop shooting rockets while doing 360s.

The first time I lol'd at being stunlocked to death.

[LoneWolf3905]

Deerber wrote...

 Haha ok I've got a couple of ones. In each of these times I started laughing so hard that I could basically do nothing else for the rest of the wave.


First one.

It was just some days ago. I was on glacier playing the Drellguard, I saw this Atlas that just spawned on the balcony near the LZ, but glitched out and was actually over the fence. I thought why not? And I charged. The Atlas staggered and fell back into the void. Killfeed showed "Deerber Biotic Charge Atlas". It was wonderful! 


Second one.

Testing the awesomeness of the mighty Molus (Volus sentinel melee build) with my friend Djeck. Setting is hydra/cerberus/gold, and somehow we manage to get to a pretty late wave even if I'm only using Volus' heavy melee. Probably thanks to the FQI PuG carrying us, poor soul.

So, start of a late wave, I rush the spawn in the control room (the only one in the "interior"). There is one Atlas, a couple of Dragoons and a couple of Phantoms. I rush a Dragoon, hit shield boost and heavy melee. Poor 'goons and Phantoms start to meleeing me like no tomorrow, the Atlas shoots me... And my shields hold.

I start to laugh my ass hard. I cancel the melee, shield boost then melee again. Same thing. It goes one for around 15-20 seconds, a little ball of meat tanking an entire spawn of Atlases, Dragoons, Phantoms and whatever else. Phantoms and Dragoons staggering when they try to melee me. It's awesome! 

After a while, an Atlas missile gets lucky and find a gap in my I-frames, so I go down. But I tanked an entire freakin' spawn just with a ball of meat! Hahaha I started laughing to hard that I could barely speak for the rest of the game 


Third one

Trolling Lightswitch and friends on Hazard Reactor. God, I laughed so hard. When the game starts, we find ourselves on Hazard reactor/Reapers. When I see the map, I say on the mic "Good, so I can troll good ol' Lightswitch". Don't think they believed me, though.

I can't even rememeber what kit I was using. Wave 3 comes, we get a hack in the reactor. ... You start to see the picture, don't you? 

We run in and start the hack. About halfway through, I run out and push the button... And I already start to laugh on the microphone. What I didn't account for was the Banshee teleporting behind me and grabbing me... 

So after a few seconds, I get synced and Lightswitch and friends die inside the reactor. At this point I'm barely able to produce any meaningful sound... I'm laughing out so hard that I have problems breathing 

Luckily Lightswitch is a great guy, and so are his friends, so they didn't take it bad, gelled and did the wave by themselves.

I probably shouldn't have done that, especially since there were people I didn't know, but man... The temptation was too damn high! I mean, I declare I'm going to troll Lightswitch and what do we get on wave 3? Hack in the reactor? That's just destiny speaking out, haha! 

I've always hated it when a objective is in the reactor. I end up worrying more about the doors then the enemys. lol

Modifié par LoneWolf3905, 16 janvier 2013 - 03:12 .

[OneMore1968]

Deerber wrote...

Carlina wrote...

You are so full of...mischief Deerber. I doubt your team-mates laughed quite as hard on H/R though. That is classic but reminds me. Whilst playing other week in a newbie team, we're doing pizza run and just reached the core entrance, they were trying to run unsuccessfully, and two are inside, third outside when he shuts the door. lol, we had to wait for the door to open it boosted my f/a medals though. They didn't repeat that one.

Actually, Lightswitch said he lol'ed. Cause, as I said, he's a great guy. And I know I would have lol'ed hard as well, if I was the one inside.

If you wouldn't... Then you might want to reconsider your priorities when playing this game 

Now... You weren't one of his friends trapped in there, were you? 

Xariann wrote...

I hope I will never play with you and Coffee at the same time lol

That can be arranged, actually! I like to play with Coffee. Though we probably haven't played enough together for him to troll me.

Beware Coffee, for the next time we get Collectors/Hazard Reactor... 

No it wasn't me and no I still find this level hilarious, in fact the whole game is. What is funny is how you get so many angry people playing it. For me, I'm highly competitive but if I get beaten by a better player...not fussed.

Now what does annoy me is those f****n cheating enemies...they are the one's to watch.

Modifié par Carlina, 16 janvier 2013 - 03:14 .

[LorelynF]

When an african-american teenager shout - "Oh sh*t! The motherf*ckin'! biggest f*ckin' map ever!" - Firebase Rio. Lol. My oh my.

[Terrapin]

Watching a trooper get killed by an attack that launched him about twenty feet away, but somehow his feet stayed glued to the floor, leaving a trooper corpse with twenty foot long, twitching legs.

[Zero132132]

A friend of mine came back to play the MP after quitting for a long while. He asked what was different about hazard maps, so I said I'd show him hazard reactor. I told him in the match that it was basically visually different. Wave 3, we got the center hack.

[Shadowbane1990]

I have a few... and ones on me... lol

1 - would have to be when I was fighting against Geth on Firebase Reactor, My Destroyer had a Typhoon and Kishok Harpoon gun (I was working on my sniper title real quick at the time) I shot this geth trooper, he goes flying to my right and does a FULL BODY SPLIT on the wall next to him lol

and then... theres this... 2: I was playing against Collectors with a friend of mine who was playing as a krogan at the time. Out of Nowhere I get killed from this Possessed Abomination Nke-Blast and I never saw the abomination... and my friend is LAUGHING so hard he can't speak... He used the Krogan's Running heavy melee and flung the near dead abomination right at me as it died . . . . After he got me up and I got less angry I starting laughing to... now that embarrassing memory is stuck forever with me... and my Destroyer... lol

Modifié par Shadowbane1990, 15 mars 2013 - 02:13 .

[CitizenThom]

Batarian Brawler...Biotic Charge into Heavy Melee against a ragdolled Phantom on Gold/ Jade...went from one corner of the map to 3/4's of the way to the other side of the map. I laughed so hard that I had to stop briefly to catch my breath.

[Xariann]

Zero132132 wrote...

A friend of mine came back to play the MP after quitting for a long while. He asked what was different about hazard maps, so I said I'd show him hazard reactor. I told him in the match that it was basically visually different. Wave 3, we got the center hack.

That's so evil. I have friends who like to do that a lot

[Xariann]

LorelynF wrote...

When an african-american teenager shout - "Oh sh*t! The motherf*ckin'! biggest f*ckin' map ever!" - Firebase Rio. Lol. My oh my.

LOL

[Xariann]

chipsandwich wrote...

This unit does not meet the hardware prerequisites to process humour

I'll introduce you to Data.