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Borschtbeet

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as a Dwarf?  That idea sounds pretty hillarious.

I'd imagine Alistair being a virgin in his late 20's would be feeling desperate.

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Jester8183

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Yes, my Dwarf Noble has a romance with Alistar... and de-virginized him.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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Any female of any race can "deviginize" him. He is quite open minded in that respect. So are all the romances.

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ejoslin

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Actually, you can make the female dwarves quite attractive. And there are a lot of men who like short, curvy women!

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Vertrothe

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Another thing Dragon Age did very well, they got some cute Lady Dwarves in there. Bout time I say! Short curvy women rule my world.

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Maria Caliban

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When all hope is lost, there's only one superhero you can call.. dwarven noble is THE DEVIRGINIZER!

Go, go Devirginizer.
You might, morphin' Devirginizeeer.


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Cybercat999

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I find ridiculous that dwarf girl can romance Alistair and cant romance Oghren.


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melkathi

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Cybercat999 wrote...

I find ridiculous that dwarf girl can romance Alistair and cant romance Oghren.


Yup that is a bit strange. Unless he cares a lot more about Felsi than he lets on.


On a different note, I wonder if what Sten tells Morrigan about qunari lovemaking is true :)

Modifié par melkathi, 08 janvier 2010 - 12:45 .


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Borschtbeet

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Dwarf women in this game are ugly. Their heads are too square and their arms are freakishly long. Hips are too wide too.

A general rule of attractiveness for women is that their hips can't be wider than their shoulders and their gut can't stick out more than their boobs. Latter is more important.

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ejoslin

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Hips wider than shoulders? Gut sticking out? Hmmm, the dwarven models on my version of the game have the dwarven women with small chests, but small waists and with hips and shoulders pretty even, though both broad. Interesting. My dwarven noble is apparently a paragon of beauty, because everyone she encounters seems to mention it, bleach blond that she is.

Modifié par ejoslin, 08 janvier 2010 - 03:58 .


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robertthebard

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I'm quite sure if you leave Alistair alone in camp with Zevran long enough, Zevran can fix that right up.

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Chaos-fusion

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Vertrothe wrote...

Short curvy women rule my world.

Oh? We should.. talk. :innocent:

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Borschtbeet wrote...

as a Dwarf?  That idea sounds pretty hillarious.

I'd imagine Alistair being a virgin in his late 20's would be feeling desperate.


Late 20's? heh? Did I miss the age of Alistair somewhere? I always assumed he wasn't past 20 myself seeing as he was only in the Grey Wardens for six months prior to my hero joining, and he hadn't even taken his templar vows yet.

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DreGregoire wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

as a Dwarf?  That idea sounds pretty hillarious.

I'd imagine Alistair being a virgin in his late 20's would be feeling desperate.


Late 20's? heh? Did I miss the age of Alistair somewhere? I always assumed he wasn't past 20 myself seeing as he was only in the Grey Wardens for six months prior to my hero joining, and he hadn't even taken his templar vows yet.


I figure he's in his late twenties, as well, but he doesn't seem that desperate. It takes him some time to get to the point of bringing it up himself if you don't proposition him.

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Maria Caliban wrote...

When all hope is lost, there's only one superhero you can call.. dwarven noble is THE DEVIRGINIZER!

Go, go Devirginizer.
You might, morphin' Devirginizeeer.

...

That was epic.  And hilarious.  Epically hilarious, and hilariously epic.
You deserve some chocolate cheesecake brownies!

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LightSabres

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ejoslin wrote...

Actually, you can make the female dwarves quite attractive. And there are a lot of men who like short, curvy women!


I'm married to one....

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robertthebard

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LightSabres wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

Actually, you can make the female dwarves quite attractive. And there are a lot of men who like short, curvy women!


I'm married to one....

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Herr Uhl

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LightSabres wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

Actually, you can make the female dwarves quite attractive. And there are a lot of men who like short, curvy women!


I'm married to one....


My dear ol' mum is proud to be 3 cm taller than the dwarf maximum.

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Kerad Kralc

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I don't know, I think she came out looking pretty hot (maybe a little heave on the eyeshadow).  I made her just to do the Dwarf Nobel Origin, but I may have to do a whole playthrough with her....

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Bhatair

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There's no height limit to the Alistair love roller-coaster.

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cutieyum

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Dwarven females can be smoking hot! My husband first playthrough was with a standard preset that he twitched to heavenly facial proportions.

http://social.biowar...na_id=215633070



For some reason, her character profile was never updated online.

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Alistair is early 20's (20-23) I think it was confirmed somewhere. Because he was originally slated to be 30ish years old, but that would have given him to much experience and not allow the PC to run show, the PC would be following Alistair. So they dropped his age down to early 20's (same as PC) and made him a newish recruit.

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fantasypisces wrote...

Alistair is early 20's (20-23) I think it was confirmed somewhere. Because he was originally slated to be 30ish years old, but that would have given him to much experience and not allow the PC to run show, the PC would be following Alistair. So they dropped his age down to early 20's (same as PC) and made him a newish recruit.


I can see why they did that but he's clearly very late 20s early 30s. By which I mean take away the sex bit and the way he acts and speaks seems much older than 20 to 23. This might partly be the voice I guess as well.

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cutieyum wrote...

Dwarven females can be smoking hot! My husband first playthrough was with a standard preset that he twitched to heavenly facial proportions.
http://social.biowar...na_id=215633070

For some reason, her character profile was never updated online.


She turned out really pretty.  I've never played as a dwarf though I am curious if the kissing scene would be a bit awkward with Alistair.  I mean wouldn't he have to be on his knees to kiss her?  I would like to try playing as a dwarven female but am just afraid how silly the kissing scene might look.

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fantasypisces

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Dr. Catt wrote...

fantasypisces wrote...

Alistair is early 20's (20-23) I think it was confirmed somewhere. Because he was originally slated to be 30ish years old, but that would have given him to much experience and not allow the PC to run show, the PC would be following Alistair. So they dropped his age down to early 20's (same as PC) and made him a newish recruit.


I can see why they did that but he's clearly very late 20s early 30s. By which I mean take away the sex bit and the way he acts and speaks seems much older than 20 to 23. This might partly be the voice I guess as well.


Yeah he still looks older and his voice makes him seem older, but yup, early 20's he is.
The way he acts and speaks has no bearing on age, but where you grew up and the manners taught. He grew up in a chantry, 'nuff said. Plus you think all his joking and sarcastic remarks (unable to take most things seriously) makes him seem older? :whistle: