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[Sialater]

Spaghetti_Ninja wrote...

Recidiva wrote...

JAMiAM wrote...

Which reminds me of a joke...

In the beginning, God handed out to all the his creatures their various defining characteristics and attributes.  As He got to his prized creations, Adam and Eve, His bag was getting a bit empty.  When He got to the bottom of it, He found that there were just two characteristics left.

Addressing them, He said, "Since I only have two things left to give you, you shall each have one."  Reaching into the bag, He pulls out a slip of paper with "Urinates while standing".  Adam blurts out "Oh please, Lord!  Please let me have this ability.  I don't care what the other is, just let me have this one!"  God turns to Eve, who acquiesces.  Adam, thus endowed, happily trotted off to find the Garden's largest snowbank to pee his name into.

God then turned to Eve, and said "Oh, I almost forgot.  Here's yours.  'Multiple Orgasms'." 

Multiple orgasms are very nice.  I'm smug.

That's nothing. Did you know PIGS can have an orgasm for HALF AN HOUR!

And they say humans are the superior lifeforms. If God existed, he sure would have a sick sense of humour.

Can they even walk after that????

[TSamee]

bzombo wrote...

Squiggles1334 wrote...

I can't believe I just spent the past 2 hours watching this thread unfold. Life re-evaluation time, yeesh.

same here, and i participated too! i need a life.

I'm even worse mate. I spent that time writing long, pointless posts while the thread moved on. Lol, life-wasting for the world. We should start a group.

[Recidiva]

the_one_54321 wrote...

what is the difference between an embryo and a newborn? the birthing process? the fact that the cells have taken the shape of a human? what you're arguing here is that it is ok to kill another person based on their physical stage of development. in the end it is still shirking responsibility which results in killing. IMO the mother should be held responsible for the pregnancy that she had a hand in causing. once she's done with that she can put the child up for adoption.

certainly not the best of solutions. but again, killing is the worst solution.

Well, the biggest difference?  Function.  An embryo has no independent function.  No working lungs for one, can't live outside the uterus before 25 weeks minimum, and even then only with steroid treatments to develop the lungs.  Another one?  Very high chance of cerebral hemorrhage.  Brain infrastructure is incredibly weak.  And this is just at 25 weeks, before that, impossible to keep alive independent of the mother.

You go give it your best shot.  Keep an embryo alive and bring it to term in your basement without a host.  Let me know how that goes.

A newborn is fully developed for nine months and has a functioning nervous system and can feel pain and cry (if you're lucky) and can make its needs known, has a suck reflex.  All sorts of things that a fetus lacks.

You're arguing a point of view that you believe as an article of opinion, not medicine or biology.  And I'll give a different opinion that is informed by giving birth twice and knowing fetal medicine.

I still like multiple orgasms.

[MatronAdena]

Maviarab wrote...

Matron, nahh...you just need a bloke who knows what he's doing (or has been taught well) hehehe.

oh?.... perhaps I have the ability myself and a hair trigger,  regardless of who the other is man, or woman

Sialater wrote...



But wouldn't that make us gender traitors?

perhaps,
or perhaps just being the next penical line in our genders evolution
besides, we can hook up with Sheryl's club and go down to hooters for
lunch or something and slap the waitsaffs rumps for more beer, or wings.

[Bibdy]

TSamee wrote...


I'm even worse mate. I spent that time writing long, pointless posts while the thread moved on. Lol, life-wasting for the world. We should start a group.

What better way to help your forum-addiction than to make a forum group to discuss your problems

[Lotion Soronarr]

David Gaider wrote...

Callie K wrote...
Mmm...smells like misogyny.

And yet a female writer wrote it?

I'm gonna regreat saying this...but this happen on the net far more often that I'd like. And by "this" I mean people complaining how X is racist, misogynist, chauvinistic, simplistic or whaever.

[TSamee]

Obtusifolius wrote...

MatronAdena wrote...

Recidiva wrote...
 

Multiple orgasms are very nice.  I'm smug.

OOH! you can pull them off too?...We should start a club so we can rub it in the faces of other women who can't

Just try rubbing them in MY face and see what happens <_<

^do want . Damn you, Colossal Rod of Aiming!

[Tirigon]

Bibdy wrote...

TSamee wrote...


I'm even
worse mate. I spent that time writing long, pointless posts while the
thread moved on. Lol, life-wasting for the world. We should start a
group.

What better way to help your forum-addiction than to make a forum group to discuss your problems [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png[/smilie]

You could watch cheap porn and enjoy multiple orgasms.

Modifié par Tirigon, 08 janvier 2010 - 09:46 .

[Recidiva]

MatronAdena wrote...

OOH! you can pull them off too?...We should start a club so we can rub it in the faces of other women who can't

That would be cruel.  Like my love of cooking and singing and writing, I choose to just enjoy them.  And keep lots of rechargeable batteries on hand.  I lead a charmed life.

[Bibdy]

Obtusifolius wrote...


Yes, I think that particular blessing gets cancelled out by the fact that male pigs have penises the shape of corkscrews that lock inside the female's vagina rendering her unable to escape, even if she decides she doesn't really fancy a half-hour orgasm

What's worse? No orgasms, or 30 minute long involuntary ones?

[Bullets McDeath]

Bibdy wrote...

I wonder if our children's children will forgive us for allowing the planet to become overpopulated to all buggery and they suffer immeasurably because we were too afraid to abort a few fetuses whom their parents didn't want to begin with.

In all momentary seriousness, I totally agree with you. That's why I'm not pro-life OR pro-choice. I'm pro-abortion.

People laugh (or cry... or pull out their gun) when I say that, but seriously... overpopulation is without a doubt one of the largest, if not the largest, concern of the human race in the future. We seriously need to lose a generation or two if we hope to remain on this planet comfortably. So yes... abortions, I think every fertile couple should have at least one.

[Spaghetti_Ninja]

Bibdy wrote...

I wonder if our children's children will forgive us for allowing the planet to become overpopulated to all buggery and they suffer immeasurably because we were too afraid to abort a few fetuses whom their parents didn't want to begin with.

Yeah, you gotta love these idiots and their ''every aborted fetus is a human being that was murdered'' argument.

There are children dying of hunger EVERY SECOND because this damn planet is so overpopulated. But do they care? No, they'd rather form tea parties and protest the fact that the governments want to make sure everyone has health care. What about the children dying because they aren't covered because they have a pre-existing condition? As long as it doesn't affect your wallet, it's all fine and dandy to preach about the ''sanctity of life'', but when it comes to putting your money where your mouth is, people prefer to keep it in their pockets.

[Xandurpein]

Spaghetti_Ninja wrote...
That's nothing. Did you know PIGS can have an orgasm for HALF AN HOUR! Uninterrupted.

And they say humans are the superior lifeforms. If God existed, he sure would have a sick sense of humour.

I will never think of the term "sexist pig" in the same way again..

[Spaghetti_Ninja]

Obtusifolius wrote...

Spaghetti_Ninja wrote...

That's nothing. Did you know PIGS can have an orgasm for HALF AN HOUR! Uninterrupted.

And they say humans are the superior lifeforms. If God existed, he sure would have a sick sense of humour.

Yes, I think that particular blessing gets cancelled out by the fact that male pigs have penises the shape of corkscrews that lock inside the female's vagina rendering her unable to escape, even if she decides she doesn't really fancy a half-hour orgasm

Oh no, so you are saying pigs are sexist too? Maybe the OP was right after all. This society is ruined!

[Tirigon]

Bibdy wrote...

What's worse? No orgasms, or 30 minute long involuntary ones?

What makes me think you will be called sexist for that?

Could it be the feminists with the torches approaching this thread right now?
You know, the ones crying something like "BURN HIM!"?

[Bibdy]

Tirigon wrote...

Bibdy wrote...

What's worse? No orgasms, or 30 minute long involuntary ones?

What makes me think you will be called sexist for that?

Could it be the feminists with the torches approaching this thread right now?
You know, the ones crying something like "BURN HIM!"?

I'm not trying to be called a sexist, just trying to get some perspective

[Recidiva]

Spaghetti_Ninja wrote...

That's nothing. Did you know PIGS can have an orgasm for HALF AN HOUR! Uninterrupted.

And they say humans are the superior lifeforms. If God existed, he sure would have a sick sense of humour.

Pigs are cool.  It's true.  If they escape from farms they go feral and grow tusks.  How cool is that?

I can't grow tusks either if I go camping for an extended period of time.

[bzombo]

Bibdy wrote...

TSamee wrote...


I'm even worse mate. I spent that time writing long, pointless posts while the thread moved on. Lol, life-wasting for the world. We should start a group.

What better way to help your forum-addiction than to make a forum group to discuss your problems

qft

[Bibdy]

You might be dead, but hey, at least you had fun doing it.

[TSamee]

Bibdy wrote...

TSamee wrote...


I'm even worse mate. I spent that time writing long, pointless posts while the thread moved on. Lol, life-wasting for the world. We should start a group.

What better way to help your forum-addiction than to make a forum group to discuss your problems

True, Bibdy. I should see a psychiatrist about this. I have tried in the past, but for some reason none of them like me very much. You seem as though you'd know a fair few psychiatrists, could you recommend one?

Oh, and would you like to join the group? It'll be called "I'm Addicted To Posting Randomly On Forums (Or Watching Threads Unfold Before Me), And Was About To Make A Group For People With Similar Afflictions, But The Great Bibdy Showed Me The Error Of My Ways, And I Am Now Seeking Psychological Counseling. Thus, We Can Use This Group To Talk To Each Other About Out Psychological Issues And Discuss How Our Therapy Plans Are Going In A Friendly, Like-Minded Community. Or IATPROF(OWTUBM)AWATMAGFPWSABTGBSMTEOMWAIANSPCTWCUTGTTTEOAOPIADHOTPAGIAFLMC.

I believe you'll be an invaluable addition to the ranks.

[Tirigon]

outlaworacle wrote...
In all momentary seriousness, I totally agree with you. That's why I'm not pro-life OR pro-choice. I'm pro-abortion.

People laugh (or cry... or pull out their gun) when I say that, but seriously... overpopulation is without a doubt one of the largest, if not the largest, concern of the human race in the future. We seriously need to lose a generation or two if we hope to remain on this planet comfortably. So yes... abortions, I think every fertile couple should have at least one.

Next stage will be "Every person should at least murder one unnecessary person (mentally ill, old people, poor people and so forth....)", right?
Oh wait... There was this german thinking like that, who led that war, Hitler or something he was called... He thought like that, too.
Beautiful new world, We COME!


Seriously, THINK before you write.

[Bullets McDeath]

I tried to read the rest of this page but now I just keeping hearing "30 minute orgasm bacon" over and over and over in my head and I can't focus well on other tasks....

[Ariella]

Obtusifolius wrote...

Ariella wrote...

While abortion is a tricky issue all around (personally I think it's the decision of three people...

Three people? Who's the third? The foetus? If I'm being dense I apologise

Mom, Dad, and the doctor. Personally, being an adoptee, I'd rather see more adoptions taking place, but also having been in the position of having two severely troubled pregancies, I think the option needs to be there for medical reasons (and that includes psychological ones).  I personally didn't avail myself of that option, but I'm not God.

Back on topic again:

I remember the OP complaining about Alistair's attitude toward women wardens ("Are there women? Good!" I think she said).

Considering Alistair had spent most of his life in a monastery, nearly ended up having to take vows of chasity and celabacy, and for the last six months had his status as a Grey Warden sort of isolate him from the general population, the fact that suddenly there was this young attractive (generally) woman who was "safe" to flirt with must have been of great relief to him. Hell, I'm surprised he still likes women considering that for the first 7-10 years of his life or so, Arlessa Redcliffe made his life miserable. Then he gets stuck in a monastery where the power figures are unapproachable and sometimes harsh women (if the grand cleric of Denerim is any measure).