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[Bullets McDeath]

Tirigon wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...
In all momentary seriousness, I totally agree with you. That's why I'm not pro-life OR pro-choice. I'm pro-abortion.

People laugh (or cry... or pull out their gun) when I say that, but seriously... overpopulation is without a doubt one of the largest, if not the largest, concern of the human race in the future. We seriously need to lose a generation or two if we hope to remain on this planet comfortably. So yes... abortions, I think every fertile couple should have at least one.

Next stage will be "Every person should at least murder one unnecessary person (mentally ill, old people, poor people and so forth....)", right?
Oh wait... There was this german thinking like that, who led that war, Hitler or something he was called... He thought like that, too.
Beautiful new world, We COME!


Seriously, THINK before you write.

Lol, did you seriously just invoke Hitler at me with absolutely no irony? You are a scholar and a gentleman sir.

[steve1945]

I Femignatzes



The butthurt is so thick in here.



Offended about a joke? Too bad. Welcome to the world. I will not be nice to you, I will not care if I hurt your feelings. I dont care. Upset about something? To bad. Thats the real world. This entire thread went from bad to pants on head retarded. You guys are all idiotic. Really. from the game being anti woman to this pure pig feces about overpopulation. Step back a bit and calm down.



For the record. Overpopulation is the least of our worries. Only 3 countries have the population necassary to continue to succed those being China, India, and just rising its head above the water the USA.



The fact is the human race is actually dying. But of course you know facts, they get in the way of a hot headed debate dont they?



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[Recidiva]

outlaworacle wrote...

I tried to read the rest of this page but now I just keeping hearing "30 minute orgasm bacon" over and over and over in my head and I can't focus well on other tasks....

Now I'm thinking it too.  Can't say I mind.   Mmm...orgasm bacon.

[ReubenLiew]

A man could get used to them bacons.

[Ethical Scabs]

steve1945 wrote...

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The butthurt is so thick in here.

Offended about a joke? Too bad. Welcome to the world. I will not be nice to you, I will not care if I hurt your feelings. I dont care. Upset about something? To bad. Thats the real world. This entire thread went from bad to pants on head retarded. You guys are all idiotic. Really. from the game being anti woman to this pure pig feces about overpopulation. Step back a bit and calm down.

For the record. Overpopulation is the least of our worries. Only 3 countries have the population necassary to continue to succed those being China, India, and just rising its head above the water the USA.

The fact is the human race is actually dying. But of course you know facts, they get in the way of a hot headed debate dont they?

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Did you seriously just ignore Africa when talking about overpopulation?  Don't you think that's a little.... idiotic?

[bzombo]

Spaghetti_Ninja wrote...

Bibdy wrote...

I wonder if our children's children will forgive us for allowing the planet to become overpopulated to all buggery and they suffer immeasurably because we were too afraid to abort a few fetuses whom their parents didn't want to begin with.

Yeah, you gotta love these idiots and their ''every aborted fetus is a human being that was murdered'' argument.

There are children dying of hunger EVERY SECOND because this damn planet is so overpopulated. But do they care? No, they'd rather form tea parties and protest the fact that the governments want to make sure everyone has health care. What about the children dying because they aren't covered because they have a pre-existing condition? As long as it doesn't affect your wallet, it's all fine and dandy to preach about the ''sanctity of life'', but when it comes to putting your money where your mouth is, people prefer to keep it in their pockets.

government healthcare does nto work with what america was founded on. our government is shoving it down our throats when over half the country is against it. it is unconstitutional to force people to buy health care on penalty of fine and prison time. how many people really know what's in the bill? it's overblown, illegal, and downright slimy of the government for trying to shove it down our throats during an economic downturn. everyone agrees healthcare needs fixing, but the way the dems are trying to "fix" it will ultimately make it worse.

*gets off soapbox*

damn, pulled back in again.

[Ariella]

Recidiva wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...

I tried to read the rest of this page but now I just keeping hearing "30 minute orgasm bacon" over and over and over in my head and I can't focus well on other tasks....

Now I'm thinking it too.  Can't say I mind.   Mmm...orgasm bacon.

Bugger... I can't have orgasm bacon... it's not kosher.....

[Squiggles1334]

No orgasm bacon for me, I'm a vegetarian.

[Recidiva]

okay, now I'm having difficulty breathing...damned giggles.

[Bullets McDeath]

orgasm tofurkey bacon? doesn't have quite the same zazz...

[Tirigon]

outlaworacle wrote...

Lol, did you seriously just invoke Hitler at me with absolutely no irony? You are a scholar and a gentleman sir.

I did not "invoke" anything. I´m just saying that this crap about "every couple should have an abortion" is damn close to killing people because they are regarded as "unworthy life" - and that´s what the fascists did.

Should your post have been sarcasm I apologise and advise you to make it a LITTLE bit clearer the next time.
If it was not, you should seriously reconsider your attitude, because that statement was damn fascist.

[JAMiAM]

outlaworacle wrote...

Man, my joke gets no love. I'm starting to think thread is sexist against my joke.

I liked it, but got distracted from posting at work, by the work that I was supposed to be doing...

[MatronAdena]

outlaworacle wrote...

orgasm tofurkey bacon? doesn't have quite the same zazz...

nope, it may look, or even taste the same, but deep down you know it's a lie...

best to go for the real thing or none at all * nods*

[Bullets McDeath]

Tirigon wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...

Lol, did you seriously just invoke Hitler at me with absolutely no irony? You are a scholar and a gentleman sir.

I did not "invoke" anything. I´m just saying that this crap about "every couple should have an abortion" is damn close to killing people because they are regarded as "unworthy life" - and that´s what the fascists did.

Should your post have been sarcasm I apologise and advise you to make it a LITTLE bit clearer the next time.
If it was not, you should seriously reconsider your attitude, because that statement was damn fascist.

First of all, dead babies are delicious and I didn't read your post but it sounds like you are against dead babies so from the bottom of my heart, **** you.

Second, I know I've made alot of deeply philosophical posts in this thread dude... but, yeah, I was joking.

[JAMiAM]

MatronAdena wrote...

Recidiva wrote...
 

Multiple orgasms are very nice.  I'm smug.

OOH! you can pull them off too?...We should start a club so we can rub it in the faces of other women who can't

Couldn't you just rub your multiple orgasms in my face, instead?

Modifié par JAMiAM, 08 janvier 2010 - 10:02 .

[Tirigon]

Obtusifolius wrote..

Hey Trigon, I KNOW you got Godswin'sLawed only yesterday

There are too many people who are either fascist or have a humour too dark even for me. (And I get told every day that I have a pitch black humour). Not my fault anyways.

[Bullets McDeath]

Ok, ok, I have a joke that will end this thread forever. And probably get me banned. It's been nice knowing ya'll, but somebody has to take one for the team. Here goes.





What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

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I don't ****** all over the apple before I take a bite out of it! ::rimshot::

[Tirigon]

outlaworacle wrote...

First of all, dead babies are delicious and I didn't read your post but it sounds like you are against dead babies so from the bottom of my heart, **** you.

Second, I know I've made alot of deeply philosophical posts in this thread dude... but, yeah, I was joking.

I like you too. Care to open your mouth? I feel the need to vomit.
:sick::sick:

[uberman409]

outlaworacle wrote...

Bibdy wrote...

I wonder if our children's children will forgive us for allowing the planet to become overpopulated to all buggery and they suffer immeasurably because we were too afraid to abort a few fetuses whom their parents didn't want to begin with.

In all momentary seriousness, I totally agree with you. That's why I'm not pro-life OR pro-choice. I'm pro-abortion.

People laugh (or cry... or pull out their gun) when I say that, but seriously... overpopulation is without a doubt one of the largest, if not the largest, concern of the human race in the future. We seriously need to lose a generation or two if we hope to remain on this planet comfortably. So yes... abortions, I think every fertile couple should have at least one.

Better yet, every nation collectively cedes their sovereignty to one overarching global government, which funds extra-solar colonization efforts. No need to play whack-a-fetus, and we get massive expansion. Everyone wins.

[JAMiAM]

Sialater wrote...

Spaghetti_Ninja wrote...

Recidiva wrote...

JAMiAM wrote...

Which reminds me of a joke...

In the beginning, God handed out to all the his creatures their various defining characteristics and attributes.  As He got to his prized creations, Adam and Eve, His bag was getting a bit empty.  When He got to the bottom of it, He found that there were just two characteristics left.

Addressing them, He said, "Since I only have two things left to give you, you shall each have one."  Reaching into the bag, He pulls out a slip of paper with "Urinates while standing".  Adam blurts out "Oh please, Lord!  Please let me have this ability.  I don't care what the other is, just let me have this one!"  God turns to Eve, who acquiesces.  Adam, thus endowed, happily trotted off to find the Garden's largest snowbank to pee his name into.

God then turned to Eve, and said "Oh, I almost forgot.  Here's yours.  'Multiple Orgasms'." 

Multiple orgasms are very nice.  I'm smug.

That's nothing. Did you know PIGS can have an orgasm for HALF AN HOUR!

And they say humans are the superior lifeforms. If God existed, he sure would have a sick sense of humour.

Can they even walk after that????

Nah...they just lie down and become bacon.  No wonder pig meat tastes so delicious.  It's all that post-orgasmic goodness stored up in it...