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[Recidiva]

Obtusifolius wrote...


OK, too far with the bacon now. But seriously, bacon is nice. I want to be a vegetarian, but I like bacon and fish-paste too much. And bolognese

Right.  And I blame being female.  Something about needing iron.  Yup.  Oh, and pagan.  I require sacrifices of small cute things for me to maintain my fertility.

Lamb is delicious.  Mmm....rosemary...

[Forumtroll]

i thought it was a dig about "hearing the call of the wild" that she tells Ohgren about during a conversation about bestiality.

[ReubenLiew]

www.youtube.com/watch
Dead babies ftw!

[Squiggles1334]

If dead baby jokes are too dark for you, then you probably shouldn't hang around me. Fair warning.

[Recidiva]

JAMiAM wrote...

Nah...they just lie down and become bacon.  No wonder pig meat tastes so delicious.  It's all that post-orgasmic goodness stored up in it...

And when we're talking multiple bacon orgasms, friction is just a good thing.

[Xandurpein]

Thank goodness pigs are prude and don't rub their multiple orgasms in anyones face... oh no, need to supress horrible image... gah... failure.

[Squiggles1334]

This thread got super derailed over the past 10 pages or so, and I kinda felt badly for the OP that this happened to her.



Then I went and re-read the first post. Comedy gold.

[Bullets McDeath]

Obtusifolius wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...

Ok, ok, I have a joke that will end this thread forever. And probably get me banned. It's been nice knowing ya'll, but somebody has to take one for the team. Here goes.


What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
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I don't ****** all over the apple before I take a bite out of it! ::rimshot::

Please, I actually interrupted my boyfriend's Soprano's-watching session laughing at that. It took me a while to relay the hilarity because I was chortling too much to finish the first line

VERY offensive though 

I actually got fired for telling that joke, once. It was a crap job I hated and it honestly saved me the trouble of finding an excuse to quit, but, yeah.... people either break a rib laughing or start staring at you like just raped their dog and took a crap in their backpack.

Modifié par outlaworacle, 08 janvier 2010 - 10:10 .

[Recidiva]

Squiggles1334 wrote...

This thread got super derailed over the past 10 pages or so, and I kinda felt badly for the OP that this happened to her.

Then I went and re-read the first post. Comedy gold.

Look, if I go to a carnival and some clown is in the dunking booth, and I have a free ball...c'mon. 

[Tirigon]

Squiggles1334 wrote...

If dead baby jokes are too dark for you, then you probably shouldn't hang around me. Fair warning.

Dead babies jokes are ok, I mean, Babies taste like chicken....

Jokes about killing people because the world is overpopulated are not.
Because Overpopulation is a real problem that needs a solution.
And because too many dumbasses are actually CONSIDERING Genocide as a solution. In a non-humorous way. Serious. I´d even say dead serious.

This is why I dislike jokes about that, ok?

[Squiggles1334]

Obtusifolius wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...


First of all, dead babies are delicious...

Wrapped in bacon?


OK, too far with the bacon now. But seriously, bacon is nice. I want to be a vegetarian, but I like bacon and fish-paste too much. And bolognese

Sometimes I get curious about what a real burger or steak tastes like again, but then I also think of all the clothes I can fit in.

Then again, I have known some pretty... heavy vegetarians.

[Bullets McDeath]

Tirigon wrote...

Squiggles1334 wrote...

If dead baby jokes are too dark for you, then you probably shouldn't hang around me. Fair warning.

Dead babies jokes are ok, I mean, Babies taste like chicken....

Jokes about killing people because the world is overpopulated are not.
Because Overpopulation is a real problem that needs a solution.
And because too many dumbasses are actually CONSIDERING Genocide as a solution. In a non-humorous way. Serious. I´d even say dead serious.

This is why I dislike jokes about that, ok?

In all seriousness, who? People on this forum? I'm pretty sure posting on this forum automatically disqualifies you from ever wielding political power of any kind. I don't think you can even get on a Homeowner's Assocation if they know you post here.

[Ethical Scabs]

uberman409 wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...

Bibdy wrote...

I wonder if our children's children will forgive us for allowing the planet to become overpopulated to all buggery and they suffer immeasurably because we were too afraid to abort a few fetuses whom their parents didn't want to begin with.

In all momentary seriousness, I totally agree with you. That's why I'm not pro-life OR pro-choice. I'm pro-abortion.

People laugh (or cry... or pull out their gun) when I say that, but seriously... overpopulation is without a doubt one of the largest, if not the largest, concern of the human race in the future. We seriously need to lose a generation or two if we hope to remain on this planet comfortably. So yes... abortions, I think every fertile couple should have at least one.

Better yet, every nation collectively cedes their sovereignty to one overarching global government, which funds extra-solar colonization efforts. No need to play whack-a-fetus, and we get massive expansion. Everyone wins.

Id be perfectly happy to start with intra-solar efforts.  There's a lot of damned empty real estate.

[JAMiAM]

Recidiva wrote...

Obtusifolius wrote...


OK, too far with the bacon now. But seriously, bacon is nice. I want to be a vegetarian, but I like bacon and fish-paste too much. And bolognese

Right.  And I blame being female.  Something about needing iron.  Yup.  Oh, and pagan.  I require sacrifices of small cute things for me to maintain my fertility.

Lamb is delicious.  Mmm....rosemary...

Sorry, but the misogynist in me read that as "Something about needing *to* iron."  I was already gathering up some slacks for you when it dawned on me I was probably mistaken...

[Ariella]

Squiggles1334 wrote...

This thread got super derailed over the past 10 pages or so, and I kinda felt badly for the OP that this happened to her.

Then I went and re-read the first post. Comedy gold.

Don't... Callie bought this game as a partial political statement in support of gay rights, so I wasn't surprised she started this kind of thing. Personally, I thought she'd be better off donating to Lambda Legal or some other gay rights group that was actually pro active, but that's just me.

[Squiggles1334]

Recidiva wrote...

Squiggles1334 wrote...

This thread got super derailed over the past 10 pages or so, and I kinda felt badly for the OP that this happened to her.

Then I went and re-read the first post. Comedy gold.

Look, if I go to a carnival and some clown is in the dunking booth, and I have a free ball...c'mon. 

Can I just nail the clown in the head with the ball so he falls backwards into the water?

[Tirigon]

outlaworacle wrote...

I actually got fired for telling that joke, once. It was a crap job I hated and it honestly saved me the trouble of finding an excuse to quit, but, yeah.... people either break a rib laughing or start staring at you like just raped their dog and took a crap in their backpack.

It´s all about the delivery. If you tell a joke in a way that is clearly jokingly, this one is ok. A little sick, yes, but that´s black humour for you:devil::devil:

If you tell it in a way that makes people think you are really meaning it, I´m not surprised they don´t like you for it.....

[uberman409]

Actually, I'm planning to become a politician at some point. Actually solve things using proven methods.

[TSamee]

As someone who has seen a pig's happy parts before, I can safely say that the orgasm can't be worth it. Christ, I still have nightmares...



Bacon orgasms sound all good, though. Damn you, Adam and your bloody urination...

[Sialater]

outlaworacle wrote...


In all seriousness, who? People on this forum? I'm pretty sure posting on this forum automatically disqualifies you from ever wielding political power of any kind. I don't think you can even get on a Homeowner's Assocation if they know you post here.

Oh, damn, and I was going to run for president of mine!

[bzombo]

Ariella wrote...

Squiggles1334 wrote...

This thread got super derailed over the past 10 pages or so, and I kinda felt badly for the OP that this happened to her.

Then I went and re-read the first post. Comedy gold.

Don't... Callie bought this game as a partial political statement in support of gay rights, so I wasn't surprised she started this kind of thing. Personally, I thought she'd be better off donating to Lambda Legal or some other gay rights group that was actually pro active, but that's just me.

you're joking, right?

[Bullets McDeath]

Squiggles1334 wrote...

Obtusifolius wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...


First of all, dead babies are delicious...

Wrapped in bacon?


OK, too far with the bacon now. But seriously, bacon is nice. I want to be a vegetarian, but I like bacon and fish-paste too much. And bolognese

Sometimes I get curious about what a real burger or steak tastes like again, but then I also think of all the clothes I can fit in.

Then again, I have known some pretty... heavy vegetarians.

Aye, me too. Doritos and Snicker's bars might not have meat but they ain't good for ya. I found out something similar about Mountain Dew, which just breaks my heart. But vegans tend to fare better since their rules are far more restrictive... hell, I think even Snickers would get marked off their list, I think they use cow's stomach linings for part of the ingredients (4 srs realz yo).

[Sialater]

uberman409 wrote...

Actually, I'm planning to become a politician at some point. Actually solve things using proven methods.

I'm sure the Deshyr used proven methods.....

[JAMiAM]

Recidiva wrote...

JAMiAM wrote...

Nah...they just lie down and become bacon.  No wonder pig meat tastes so delicious.  It's all that post-orgasmic goodness stored up in it...

And when we're talking multiple bacon orgasms, friction is just a good thing.

And flipping over regularly until the grease gets flowing.  Or was that when cooking it, I'm thinking of?