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[bzombo]

uberman409 wrote...

Actually, I'm planning to become a politician at some point. Actually solve things using proven methods.

show me a politician that solves things and i'll show you a 12 legged donkey with a monkey butt, a love of cheese fries, and his own townhouse.

[Squiggles1334]

Ariella wrote...

Squiggles1334 wrote...

This thread got super derailed over the past 10 pages or so, and I kinda felt badly for the OP that this happened to her.

Then I went and re-read the first post. Comedy gold.

Don't... Callie bought this game as a partial political statement in support of gay rights, so I wasn't surprised she started this kind of thing. Personally, I thought she'd be better off donating to Lambda Legal or some other gay rights group that was actually pro active, but that's just me.

Wait what? When did this information come out (no pun intended)?

[Recidiva]

JAMiAM wrote...

Sorry, but the misogynist in me read that as "Something about needing *to* iron."  I was already gathering up some slacks for you when it dawned on me I was probably mistaken...

Of course it did, dear. 

Which side of the slacks do you wish to have whimsical triangles burned into them in festive patterns?  I'll try to aim.  I do so wish to please.

[uberman409]

Sialater wrote...

uberman409 wrote...

Actually, I'm planning to become a politician at some point. Actually solve things using proven methods.

I'm sure the Deshyr used proven methods.....

BWAHAHAHAHA. That's funny. Unfortunately, we're not dwarves. By proven methods, I mean considering the views of various notable political philosophers and economic thinkers from history. To be frank, most politicians spend so much time worrying about their own power, that they ignore the views of those throughout history who have proven their views.

[Bullets McDeath]

Tirigon wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...

I actually got fired for telling that joke, once. It was a crap job I hated and it honestly saved me the trouble of finding an excuse to quit, but, yeah.... people either break a rib laughing or start staring at you like just raped their dog and took a crap in their backpack.

It´s all about the delivery. If you tell a joke in a way that is clearly jokingly, this one is ok. A little sick, yes, but that´s black humour for you:devil::devil:

If you tell it in a way that makes people think you are really meaning it, I´m not surprised they don´t like you for it.....

Are you familiar with the phrase "f--k  'em if they can't take a joke?"

Do people who devour semen-encrusted babies really go to work and tell people about it? "Check it dude, I uploaded some pics to Facebook of me totally gnoshing on this ******-drenched infant... forward it to your mom".

I think not.

In reality, you should never tell that joke in the workplace unless you are prepared to be fired. In fact, it even crossed my mind "i wonder if I'll get fired for saying this", and it turns out I was right.

Modifié par outlaworacle, 08 janvier 2010 - 10:20 .

[TSamee]

Guys, Callie said that this post was actually sarcasm, and below even her usual obvious trolling. Meh, by the end, after being bashed into submission by us all, she was laughing.

Question, how come jokes about bacon orgasms have carried on for 2-3 pages?

Agh... regarding your... interesting joke regarding semen and babies, I did find it a bit disturbing, though I wouldn't flip out if somebody told me. Dunno, the only kind of shock-value jokes I find funny are the immature ones, and this crossed the line a little bit in that respect. I understand why it should be funny. Just can't think why, for the life of me, I'd actually find it funny.

Modifié par TSamee, 08 janvier 2010 - 10:23 .

[Bhatair]

bzombo wrote...

uberman409 wrote...

Actually, I'm planning to become a politician at some point. Actually solve things using proven methods.

show me a politician that solves things and i'll show you a 12 legged donkey with a monkey butt, a love of cheese fries, and his own townhouse.

Ugh, I got suckered in to buying one of those, they're all like "Hey, 12 legs is three times better than four, eh? EH?"
So not worth it.

Townhouse is a pretty nice perk though.

[Ariella]

bzombo wrote...

Ariella wrote...

Squiggles1334 wrote...

This thread got super derailed over the past 10 pages or so, and I kinda felt badly for the OP that this happened to her.

Then I went and re-read the first post. Comedy gold.

Don't... Callie bought this game as a partial political statement in support of gay rights, so I wasn't surprised she started this kind of thing. Personally, I thought she'd be better off donating to Lambda Legal or some other gay rights group that was actually pro active, but that's just me.

you're joking, right?

About Callie's buying this game as a political statement? Not at all. There was a HUGE thread about it sometime back in OCtober on the old board.

On working with or donating to pro active civil rights groups (no matter what they are... well except PETA), not joking at all think it's the best way to be humanist .

[Squiggles1334]

outlaworacle wrote...

Squiggles1334 wrote...

Obtusifolius wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...


First of all, dead babies are delicious...

Wrapped in bacon?


OK, too far with the bacon now. But seriously, bacon is nice. I want to be a vegetarian, but I like bacon and fish-paste too much. And bolognese

Sometimes I get curious about what a real burger or steak tastes like again, but then I also think of all the clothes I can fit in.

Then again, I have known some pretty... heavy vegetarians.

Aye, me too. Doritos and Snicker's bars might not have meat but they ain't good for ya. I found out something similar about Mountain Dew, which just breaks my heart. But vegans tend to fare better since their rules are far more restrictive... hell, I think even Snickers would get marked off their list, I think they use cow's stomach linings for part of the ingredients (4 srs realz yo).

That and Snicker's bars have dairy in the chocolate, which is a vegan no-no.

[Sialater]

Bacon + orgasms... do you really need to ask?

[Recidiva]

uberman409 wrote...

Actually, I'm planning to become a politician at some point. Actually solve things using proven methods.

I've posted under this name in various naughty sites for years and years.

There's absolutely no...way...I (or my husband, if he so chose) could ever run for any office.

Future Campaign Advisor:  Let's see...explored "alternate religions" and is "a gamer" and also supports a man's right to...right, this is a joke, right?  Seriously?  What am I supposed to do with this?  

Posting, gaming, swearing a lot and insulting people needlessly is my insurance policy against possible future option at fame.  Any agent would be forced to just say no.

[Bullets McDeath]

I bought this game to support elf slavery.

[uberman409]

bzombo wrote...

uberman409 wrote...

Actually, I'm planning to become a politician at some point. Actually solve things using proven methods.

show me a politician that solves things and i'll show you a 12 legged donkey with a monkey butt, a love of cheese fries, and his own townhouse.

Lycurgus, amongst other notable historical figures.

[Bhatair]

Sialater wrote...

Bacon + orgasms... do you really need to ask?

Yes.


Is there anything special I can do with the grease?

[Recidiva]

bzombo wrote...

uberman409 wrote...

Actually, I'm planning to become a politician at some point. Actually solve things using proven methods.

show me a politician that solves things and i'll show you a 12 legged donkey with a monkey butt, a love of cheese fries, and his own townhouse.

Would you settle for a donkey that loves parfaits and waffles and can talk?  I think I can swing that.

[Xandurpein]

Tirigon wrote...

Squiggles1334 wrote...

If dead baby jokes are too dark for you, then you probably shouldn't hang around me. Fair warning.

Dead babies jokes are ok, I mean, Babies taste like chicken....

Jokes about killing people because the world is overpopulated are not.
Because Overpopulation is a real problem that needs a solution.
And because too many dumbasses are actually CONSIDERING Genocide as a solution. In a non-humorous way. Serious. I´d even say dead serious.

This is why I dislike jokes about that, ok?

Posting humor on a forum like this is something that really should be done with some consideration. In normal social situations you can quite easily pick up how people react to you and adapt to it. On internet you never know who will read it, what they will think and will they even understand that you are being joking. You won't realize that until you get an angry reply. And saying "If dead baby jokes are too dark for you, then you probably shouldn't hang around me. Fair warning" about a post you made here is pretty close to saying that if you don't like my humor get off this thread, because nobody hung around you. You posted here. I wasn't offended myself, but a touch of consideration for others, at least if the thread isn't yours is never a bad thing.

[Tirigon]

outlaworacle wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

And because too many dumbasses are actually CONSIDERING Genocide as a solution. In a non-humorous way. Serious. I´d even say dead serious.

This is why I dislike jokes about that, ok?

In all seriousness, who? People on this forum? I'm pretty sure posting on this forum automatically disqualifies you from ever wielding political power of any kind. I don't think you can even get on a Homeowner's Assocation if they know you post here.

There are enough people like that.
I don´t know if some of them are posting here, but I don´t know you (or anyone else here). How the f*ck should I know if you mean something serious or not if you don´t show it in some way? I mean, if I tell something like that to friends and family, everyone knows I´m only joking, because they know me, my political attitude and my kind of humour.

If you tell something like that in an internet forum you can´t be sure of that.

You can be just a guy with a nice dark humour.

But you can as well be a pervert watching child porn while writing that. (And no, I´m not suspecting you to be such a ... person, I´m just saying that I couldn´t know if you were.)

Therefore, you can only comment on what is WRITTEN, not on what you THOUGHT about it.

Do you understand what I mean?

[Bullets McDeath]

I've spent some my downtime from posting trying to find the perfect way to combine bacon and orgasm into a single world. I'm stuck. All suggestions welcome.

[Recidiva]

outlaworacle wrote...

I bought this game to support elf slavery.

I'm probably guilty of Alistair slavery.

*hangs her head*

He seems to like it?

*looks ashamed*

I'm sorry.  I'm not giving him back though.

[Bhatair]

outlaworacle wrote...

I've spent some my downtime from posting trying to find the perfect way to combine bacon and orgasm into a single world. I'm stuck. All suggestions welcome.

Tride and true: Bac-Gasm

[Bullets McDeath]

Recidiva wrote...

outlaworacle wrote...

I bought this game to support elf slavery.

I'm probably guilty of Alistair slavery.

*hangs her head*

He seems to like it?

*looks ashamed*

I'm sorry.  I'm not giving him back though.

He was asking for it! Look at the way he was dressed!!

[Recidiva]

outlaworacle wrote...

I've spent some my downtime from posting trying to find the perfect way to combine bacon and orgasm into a single world. I'm stuck. All suggestions welcome.

I think orbasm is the only way to go.

Multiple orbasm.

[JAMiAM]

TSamee wrote...

Question, how come jokes about bacon orgasms have carried on for 2-3 pages?

Because nobody has started a pool on how many pages the thread will careen off-topic before it gets shut down?  Or, how many people will get hit by the mod-bat in a PM'ed warning?  Or, because why is Friday purple?  Some things are just not meant to be known...