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[Leland Gaunt]

You have to start amassing minions, who'll speak for you (apparently some "gods" can't talk), who'll rub you all the way down and worship the ground you walk on.
To do that, you need to start posting screenshots of PUG matches where you score more than 200K. You need to claim that all random suck and that you carry every single game you're in and so on. It would be even better if you could make videos of said games, just to emphasize your point. You will have to do that for a little while and then the minions will reveal themselves.
If you get to the point where someone else is talking about your playstyle and something you did in a game even if he wasn't ín that particular game: congratulations, you are now a BSN demi god.
Remember though that the more you speak for yourself, the lesser the godhood is considered because gods don't need to talk for themselves. Let your minions do the talking & the stalking.

[Creator Limbs]

Kenadian wrote...

People are still　getting their panties in a bunch over this kind of crap? Grow up.

Taking a thread too seriously

- 5 points

[DragonRacer]

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

DragonRacer wrote...

NuclearTech76 wrote...

ThomasakaDes_ wrote...

What's a mediocre player in this game?

Anyone that can't beat a Praetorian to death with their E-peen.

That is... quite the mental image. Thanks for that.

DR, we can just use e-boob 

The is an even more amazing mental image.

[GallowsPole]

All I know is Im kinda worried about Lord Sirian. He mentions Jay more times than I mention reload cancelling. I think if Jay stopped walking, Sirian would wind up in Jay's nose. When you can travel that far up an ass, I would say THAT is worthy of Celebrity Hood. Jay, not Sirian....lol

[sandboxgod]

Leland Gaunt wrote...

You have to start amassing minions, who'll speak for you (apparently some "gods" can't talk), who'll rub you all the way down and worship the ground you walk on.
To do that, you need to start posting screenshots of PUG matches where you score more than 200K. You need to claim that all random suck and that you carry every single game you're in and so on. It would be even better if you could make videos of said games, just to emphasize your point. You will have to do that for a little while and then the minions will reveal themselves.
If you get to the point where someone else is talking about your playstyle and something you did in a game even if he wasn't ín that particular game: congratulations, you are now a BSN demi god.
Remember though that the more you speak for yourself, the lesser the godhood is considered because gods don't need to talk for themselves. Let your minions do the talking & the stalking.

lol I'm a bit of a fanboy for some BSN players that are really good. :innocent:

But really most every 'celeb' I've met ingame were really cool folks. But I dont worship anyway. Just give them high five is all

* I did run into one total dirtbag. But not sure if he's considered a celeb and I dont even see him post anymore

Modifié par sandboxgod, 22 janvier 2013 - 05:00 .

[upinya slayin]

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

Addictress wrote...

IllusiveManJr wrote...

I've been outscored by quite a few of the celebrities, so I think that disqualifies me from being able to be one.

As I said we can make a pretend thread for mediocre players.

1) Start a new group: M.e.D.i.o.C.R.e. X.

2) Post screenshots and vids everywhere. (*********M.e.D.i.o.C.R.e.X. presents.....********)

3) B*tch about PUG's and other players holding you back

4) Start obnoxious troll wars with strangers

BAM!! INSTANT CELEBRITY!!

Twinkles is all the celeb i can handle in a night

also i don't get the point of this thread and i'm still not sure what a BSN celeb is:blink:

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Addictress wrote...

Can't wait to get home from Vegas and implement these suggestions.

Excuse me, but what are you doing? On BSN while in Vegas?

You need to be a proper adult in Vegas, Addictress.

Gamble all of your money away. Pass out in one hotel, wake up in another.

Then come on BSN, because you are out of money. 

[ValorOfArms777]

...huh

but you're not a "half god" xD

there is no such thing as a celeberty for BSN persay just a buntch of wacky people looking up to some other..bonker wacky people , why do I have to take all the other "stupid questions"

Modifié par ValorOfArms777, 22 janvier 2013 - 05:34 .

[ISHYGDDT]

Kyrene wrote...

Beerfish wrote...

Had a speed run on bronze, under 19 minutes, beat that scrubs! I reload cancelled 2 times in the game. I had to carry the N7 45 players through a wave though. Just can't get a decent pug these days.

Bah, scrub!

I speedrun Bronze in 17 minutes, can't reload cancel, can't run with the pizza and always carry everyone in my games (because I host and thus they are mine by my God given and state instituted right) by my sheer awesomeness. I solo Bronze with level 1s just to prove how awesome I am, without taking pictures or videos because I'm that awesome (and pics and vids are passé; and I'm awesome because I know what that word means; but mostly because I don't have the software to capture videos). And I once beat Ashen Earth in a game of Scrabble!

If your bronze speedruns last longer than 16 minutes you're not making effective use of your missiles, scrubs.

Modifié par ISHYGDDT, 22 janvier 2013 - 05:32 .

[ValorOfArms777]

ISHYGDDT wrote...

Kyrene wrote...

Beerfish wrote...

Had a speed run on bronze, under 19 minutes, beat that scrubs! I reload cancelled 2 times in the game. I had to carry the N7 45 players through a wave though. Just can't get a decent pug these days.

Bah, scrub!

I speedrun Bronze in 17 minutes, can't reload cancel, can't run with the pizza and always carry everyone in my games (because I host and thus they are mine by my God given and state instituted right) by my sheer awesomeness. I solo Bronze with level 1s just to prove how awesome I am, without taking pictures or videos because I'm that awesome (and pics and vids are passé; and I'm awesome because I know what that word means; but mostly because I don't have the software to capture videos). And I once beat Ashen Earth in a game of Scrabble!

If your bronze speedruns last longer than 16 minutes you're not making effective use of your missiles, scrubs.

if your bronze speed run lasted 17 mins thats not even a SPEEDRUN

8-10mins is a speedrun on bronze 

I bet Ashen Earth would just burn you in a Reactor like everything else

Modifié par ValorOfArms777, 22 janvier 2013 - 05:39 .

[KyreneZA]

ValorOfArms777 wrote...

ISHYGDDT wrote...

Kyrene wrote...

Beerfish wrote...

Had a speed run on bronze, under 19 minutes, beat that scrubs! I reload cancelled 2 times in the game. I had to carry the N7 45 players through a wave though. Just can't get a decent pug these days.

Bah, scrub!

I speedrun Bronze in 17 minutes, can't reload cancel, can't run with the pizza and always carry everyone in my games (because I host and thus they are mine by my God given and state instituted right) by my sheer awesomeness. I solo Bronze with level 1s just to prove how awesome I am, without taking pictures or videos because I'm that awesome (and pics and vids are passé; and I'm awesome because I know what that word means; but mostly because I don't have the software to capture videos). And I once beat Ashen Earth in a game of Scrabble!

If your bronze speedruns last longer than 16 minutes you're not making effective use of your missiles, scrubs.

if your bronze speed run lasted 17 mins thats not even a SPEEDRUN

8-10mins is a speedrun on bronze 

I bet Ashen Earth would just burn you in a Reactor like everything else

And I bet you just had a sense of humour failure...

[Addictress]

BadDad67 wrote...

Addictress wrote...

Can't wait to get home from Vegas and implement these suggestions.

Did you win any awards ? :innocent:

By the way... just post some you tube video- when everyone hears your voice you will be instant celebrity.

LOST $60 AT BLACKJACK

Watch as I take out my rage on multiplayer when I get back

[Addictress]

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

Addictress wrote...

Can't wait to get home from Vegas and implement these suggestions.

Excuse me, but what are you doing? On BSN while in Vegas?

You need to be a proper adult in Vegas, Addictress.

Gamble all of your money away. Pass out in one hotel, wake up in another.

Then come on BSN, because you are out of money. 

No this is what I do.

I blow hundreds of dollars on Michael Kors, $10 black jack and Sugar Factory cocktails and in the meantime I browse BSN on my Kindle Fire

[ISHYGDDT]

ValorOfArms777 wrote...

I bet Ashen Earth would just burn you in a Reactor like everything else

Quit trolling, Ashen is a scrub. 

[YochiDekinai]

So posting a lot on a game forum makes you a "celebrity"? Rofl.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Addictress wrote...

Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

Excuse me, but what are you doing? On BSN while in Vegas?

You need to be a proper adult in Vegas, Addictress.

Gamble all of your money away. Pass out in one hotel, wake up in another.

Then come on BSN, because you are out of money. 

No this is what I do.

I blow hundreds of dollars on Michael Kors, $10 black jack and Sugar Factory cocktails and in the meantime I browse BSN on my Kindle Fire

I approve. Simultaneously gambling and browsing BSN is a sufficient amount of debauchery for Vegas. 

[BadDad67]

Addictress wrote...

BadDad67 wrote...

Addictress wrote...

Can't wait to get home from Vegas and implement these suggestions.

Did you win any awards ? :innocent:

By the way... just post some you tube video- when everyone hears your voice you will be instant celebrity.

LOST $60 AT BLACKJACK

Watch as I take out my rage on multiplayer when I get back

Oops Where is my head? I thought the only reason to be in Vegas last weekend was for the AVN's...

[GordianKnot42]

25 Internet points to anyone who can compose the "I wish I were a multiplayer celebrity" to the tune of the old Oscar Mayer Weiner jingle.

[count_4]

Kenadian wrote...
I should totally build an Igloo here in Japan.

Nah, it'd just melt from all the radiation...

[INVADERONE]

HolyAvenger wrote...

darkpassenger2342 wrote...

this is a good start!
next you just need a scandal,  1st place screenshot, and some seriously overcritical opinions.

1. Record a video playing with some random girl.
2. Pretend she's a famous Asian model. Link to her public facebook page.
3. ????
4. Profit.

LOL Still cracks me up. This is probably never going to get old. Oh and #4 is wrong. I make no profit at all.

Modifié par INVADERONE, 22 janvier 2013 - 06:17 .

[LuckyBullet95]

I've outscored Ashen Earth, I mean sure he was a Female Quarian Engineer and I was a Quarian Male Infiltrator but... OK I'll be quiet...

[UKStory135]

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

Addictress wrote...

IllusiveManJr wrote...

I've been outscored by quite a few of the celebrities, so I think that disqualifies me from being able to be one.

As I said we can make a pretend thread for mediocre players.

1) Start a new group: M.e.D.i.o.C.R.e. X.

2) Post screenshots and vids everywhere. (*********M.e.D.i.o.C.R.e.X. presents.....********)

3) B*tch about PUG's and other players holding you back

4) Start obnoxious troll wars with strangers

BAM!! INSTANT CELEBRITY!!

+1 BTW, I love the Lone Possum banner. As probably the only resident of Possum Trot that plays ME3, I feel like that sometimes.

[tMc Tallgeese]

You want to be a celebrity? Just have someone dig through your garbage, only famous people and criminals have their garbage gone through.

Err...I've said too much.