Leem_0001 wrote...
Smeffects wrote...
Ill tell you exactly the next couple of years of bioware.
-DLC is out, totally average mission, most people are mad. IT denial train still figure how to grasp at super straws. Most likelly shepard will have a line during the DLC saying: THIS IS IT! Which iter will believe is a nod from bioware saying: This is Indoctrination theory.
-The forum will die down until announcement for ME4 with a trailer.
-ME4 forums will open in anticipations.
-ME4 will be shown as a game with no connection to mass effect triology aside from the universe (think zelda).
-ITer will still believed ME4 holds the key until its actually released.
-2014 ME4 is released, the story is average with no connection to mass effect triology, the big site will rate it 9.5 and more saying its the best mass effect ever made yet.
-ITer will now hold their hopes into ME5, saying that ME4 was only a chapter as a pause in betwen shepard story.
-2016, ME5 will be announced and released with no connection to any other mass effect game (think legend of zelda)
-2020, ITer will now hold ME6 as the logical mass effect triology conclusion.
-2022, ITer will now hold ME7 reloaded as the logical mass effect triology conclusion.
-2026, ITer will now hold ME8 as the logical mass effect triology conclusion
-2029, ITer will now hold ME9 as the logical mass effect triology conclusion
-2030 during the production of ME9, after decades of terrible mass effect, dragon age production and SWTOR which did not made a single profite for 20 years, EA will be looking to sell the studios and their franchises. Newly reformed THQ will buy bioware and fire its entire writing staff.
-2040 Uwe Boll zombie will release the first mass effect movie under contract with THQ, The production will cost 1 billion to make ( its 2040 after all) but will only net 30 million worldwide. Big gaming site will praise the movie as the most amazing movie ever made, claiming that the reason it didnt sell well is because most movie goes did not understand the deepness and complexity of the trailer enough to be excited. THQ will be ruined again, Uwe Boll zombie will be sent back into his grave after the lazarus project failure that revived him.
It is pretty much impossible to predict the future with complete accuracy - but I think you have come as close as is physically possible. No small feat. Congrats
And now that you mention Uwe Boll, I'm pretty sure I saw a tweet saying he was acting as a story consultant for Bioware during the ME3 development. Yep. Definately saw that. Not a lie at all.
And so, ladies and gentlemen, I give you........The Uwe Boll Theory!
That would explain everything.. wheres that thread about the breathing scene!!!! I think we found the mistery he wanted to solve without bad writing. It was just Uwe bolls ideas!!! Both are the same, but not the same!
Modifié par Smeffects, 23 janvier 2013 - 11:20 .





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