A penguin was driving through the Arizona desert....
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V-rcingetorix
, janv. 24 2013 01:02
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Posté 24 janvier 2013 - 01:03
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Example: When he ran into the one ME3 fan that liked the ending...and kept going.
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Posté 24 janvier 2013 - 01:03
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And died from heatstroke because it was in a desert?
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Posté 24 janvier 2013 - 01:35
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That works I suppose, but to quote Fozzie: "That...isn't...funny" :/
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Posté 24 janvier 2013 - 06:32
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...and runs out of fuel near a cactus. "Wow!" the cactus said, "A penguin who drives?"
"Holy crap!" the penguin replied, "A talking cactus!"
"Holy crap!" the penguin replied, "A talking cactus!"
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Posté 24 janvier 2013 - 06:46
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^lol
...and ran into a bar. The penguin said:"ouch"
...and ran into a bar. The penguin said:"ouch"
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Posté 24 janvier 2013 - 08:13
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and says "I knew I should have worn my bathingsuit"
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Posté 24 janvier 2013 - 08:30
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and thinks to himself I knew I missed a turn somewhere
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Posté 24 janvier 2013 - 10:47
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.... he had no idea what was in the trunk.
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Posté 24 janvier 2013 - 11:11
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V-rcingetorix wrote...
A penguin was driving through the Arizona desert....
And collided into a beetle driven by a man who looked like Einstein.
"I should give you my insurance detail's and then you can give me your's". Said the Penguin.
Einstein's bushy brow's went heavenward as he looked down on the little talking bird. Then he smiled. "Or you could take my details first and then I'll take yours....... Or we could exhange car's. It's all relative".
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Posté 26 janvier 2013 - 08:09
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...and says "I knew I should have taken that left turn at albuquerque."
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Posté 26 janvier 2013 - 11:08
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V-rcingetorix wrote...
A penguin was driving through the Arizona desert....
.... with his son Donkey. Suddenly Donkey reached forward, wound down the window, gripped a Geth Plasma SMG between his hooves and emptied the clip in the direction of a group of Rattlesnakes.
Penguin was so shocked that he nearly ran the car into a cactus. "Why Donkey?!?" He asked his son as Doneky threw the emptied Geth Plasma into the back of the car.
Donkey leant back in his seat. "Cause", he replied pulling out a cigar from a saddle bag. I'm a bad ass".
