If the Andraste faith were a real religion...
#1
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 12:07
I kind of like the idea of spreading the gospel of the chantry in hopes of winning back the favour of the glorious maker who will create a paradise on earth.
I'm thinking of maybe saving up some money, perhaps taking out a bank loan so I can establish the first American Chantry to challenge the Christian/Jewish/Islamic/Atheist heathens.
#2
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 12:11
So, no. I won't be converting anytime soon.
#3
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 12:12
#4
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 12:15
Captain Crash wrote...
The fact the Andraste is fiction means not many will follow your faith.
Must... resist.... snarky... atheist... comment....
#5
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 12:20
Thedas is a contintent now known as Europe and the fact that we see things differently today is because we lost our faith in the Maker.
The Teviner Imperium eventually became the Byzantine Empire and spread Christianity which is a perversion of the Andraste faith.
#6
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 12:20
oh wait, already do that.
Sorry, no tithes or dues for you ... unless you can get me some lyrium, then maybe I'll give you the acceptable 30 silver donation.
#7
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 12:22
#8
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 12:27
#9
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 12:27
#10
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 12:34
Scotsman284 wrote...
I'll stick to the old Elven gods, thanks. Chantry wreaks of medieval Christianity and im technically Christian too, so i really hate the Chantry and their self-righteousness. :/
Then I may have no choice but to launch an Exalted March on you and your homeland...after the Andrastianism becomes well established.
#11
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 12:35
Borschtbeet wrote...
Scotsman284 wrote...
I'll stick to the old Elven gods, thanks. Chantry wreaks of medieval Christianity and im technically Christian too, so i really hate the Chantry and their self-righteousness. :/
Then I may have no choice but to launch an Exalted March on you and your homeland...after the Andrastianism becomes well established.
Eerilly Crusade-ish, no?
#12
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 12:37
SarEnyaDor wrote...
I'll join just so I can say "Maker's breath" and "by Andraste's flaming sword!" in public....
oh wait, already do that.
Sorry, no tithes or dues for you ... unless you can get me some lyrium, then maybe I'll give you the acceptable 30 silver donation.
Me too! I got tired of classic qoutes such as... "Great Odin's raven!", and "By the spear of Zeus!". Now I can blurt out "Maker's Breath", or "Sword of the Maker!", or "By Andraste's dirty pantaloons!"!
#13
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 12:41
Scotsman284 wrote...
Borschtbeet wrote...
Scotsman284 wrote...
I'll stick to the old Elven gods, thanks. Chantry wreaks of medieval Christianity and im technically Christian too, so i really hate the Chantry and their self-righteousness. :/
Then I may have no choice but to launch an Exalted March on you and your homeland...after the Andrastianism becomes well established.
Eerilly Crusade-ish, no?
Sorry, but the Chantry teaches us that the Maker will not return until his teachings have spread to all corners of the world.
If you refuse to worship the Maker and Andraste, you are an obstacle to his return. As an obstacle you can choose to become an asset by converting to our faith or you can be removed by other means.
#14
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 12:58
Spits in andrastes ashes, and they need to be stopped
#15
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 12:59
Mostly indifferent guy who randomly punish people -Do we really need him?Borschtbeet wrote...
Sorry, but the Chantry teaches us that the Maker will not return until his teachings have spread to all corners of the world.
Why, I can picture his return - Hello guys, I am back. Whaaat? Why are you saying “Maker’s breath”? Is there something wrong with my breath?
Blasphemy –You will be known as insertsomethingominouscar and suffer the eternity of bad poetry.
Modifié par Eleinehmm, 09 janvier 2010 - 01:02 .
#16
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 01:54
except Genativi...he gets a knife in the head.
Somewhere in my heart, I was sorta hoping that the Jade Empire universe was there as well...I would love to see something to oppose monotheist mythology
Modifié par MatronAdena, 09 janvier 2010 - 01:55 .
#17
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 02:07
It is just an excuse to kill the heathens.
#18
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 02:10
.. then I would be a Witch of the Wild.
Modifié par elys, 09 janvier 2010 - 02:34 .
#19
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 02:11
#20
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 02:37
My character was anti-chantry in game and I am just as anti-chantry.
So in answer to your previous question....*sigh* Sten?
Sten: No
#21
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 03:41
"Go ahead and hate your neighbors, go ahead and cheat your friends. Do it in the name of heaven, you can justify it in the end."
Lyrics from an old song but there's more than a little truth there don't you think?
In game I am anti Chantry though.
#22
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 03:53
#23
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 03:54
#24
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 03:54
Where do I sign up?
#25
Posté 09 janvier 2010 - 03:55
never, ever, ever.
Ever.





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