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Thread needs more Dropbears. They are real!

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I am posting this simply as a warning, so that I might say you have been warned. If I hear a pug shout throw another shrimp on the Barbie over Xbox live chat I take no responsibility for wiping the floor with them ingame whilst simultaneously throttling them with their own Ethernet cable.

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Annomander wrote...

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what do australians have to celebrate about?

edit: instantly regretted it, let me ask a different way. what is australiaday?


Well, a long time ago, a land called Britain decided that it no longer wanted its criminals, crooks, vagabonds and miscreants...

Britain shipped these wretched specimens en masse to the farthest away place possible...

And thus, Australia was born....

Australians celebrate Australia day, rejoicing that they are all descended from criminals.

I think that's they do anyway?

just like how mexicans (myself) are just rapebabies from when the spanish came and slaughtered, pilliaged and raped the mesoamerican ppl?

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Annomander wrote...

thatdamnlobster wrote...

what do australians have to celebrate about?

edit: instantly regretted it, let me ask a different way. what is australiaday?


Well, a long time ago, a land called Britain decided that it no longer wanted its criminals, crooks, vagabonds and miscreants...

Britain shipped these wretched specimens en masse to the farthest away place possible...

And thus, Australia was born....

Australians celebrate Australia day, rejoicing that they are all descended from criminals.

I think that's they do anyway?


Instantly when you wrote that this popped to mind. I don't know why...

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thatdamnlobster wrote...

Annomander wrote...

thatdamnlobster wrote...

what do australians have to celebrate about?

edit: instantly regretted it, let me ask a different way. what is australiaday?


Well, a long time ago, a land called Britain decided that it no longer wanted its criminals, crooks, vagabonds and miscreants...

Britain shipped these wretched specimens en masse to the farthest away place possible...

And thus, Australia was born....

Australians celebrate Australia day, rejoicing that they are all descended from criminals.

I think that's they do anyway?

just like how mexicans (myself) are just rapebabies from when the spanish came and slaughtered, pilliaged and raped the mesoamerican ppl?


In the end we're all just some african manapes.

Dips on that banana.

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Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

thatdamnlobster wrote...

Annomander wrote...

thatdamnlobster wrote...

what do australians have to celebrate about?

edit: instantly regretted it, let me ask a different way. what is australiaday?


Well, a long time ago, a land called Britain decided that it no longer wanted its criminals, crooks, vagabonds and miscreants...

Britain shipped these wretched specimens en masse to the farthest away place possible...

And thus, Australia was born....

Australians celebrate Australia day, rejoicing that they are all descended from criminals.

I think that's they do anyway?

just like how mexicans (myself) are just rapebabies from when the spanish came and slaughtered, pilliaged and raped the mesoamerican ppl?


In the end we're all just some african manapes.

Dips on that banana.


Amoebas man.
Were all the sons and daughters of amoebas.

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I'd say go out to some beach party and go after some tail, capitan!

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Ziegrif wrote...

Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

thatdamnlobster wrote...

Annomander wrote...

thatdamnlobster wrote...

what do australians have to celebrate about?

edit: instantly regretted it, let me ask a different way. what is australiaday?


Well, a long time ago, a land called Britain decided that it no longer wanted its criminals, crooks, vagabonds and miscreants...

Britain shipped these wretched specimens en masse to the farthest away place possible...

And thus, Australia was born....

Australians celebrate Australia day, rejoicing that they are all descended from criminals.

I think that's they do anyway?

just like how mexicans (myself) are just rapebabies from when the spanish came and slaughtered, pilliaged and raped the mesoamerican ppl?


In the end we're all just some african manapes.

Dips on that banana.


Amoebas man.
Were all the sons and daughters of amoebas.

i have a great (to the 3millianth power) uncle who was an amoeba once

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Ziegrif wrote...

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Homey C-Dawg wrote...

Bryan makes the best Bioware troll. XD


I didn't see Bryan trolling in this thread. You?


It's a case of 1 person posting so much that people tend to forget others even exist.


Yes mybad. I almost forgot there are other Bioware employees. (Got my wisdom teeth pulled today too, so I'm a bit... unaware atm too) :pinched:

Modifié par Homey C-Dawg, 25 janvier 2013 - 01:09 .


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Pfft. Looking for excuses, that's just un-Australian.

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HolyAvenger wrote...

Pfft. Looking for excuses, that's just un-Australian.


It's true, I am ashamed.

To whoever was asking about Australia Day (I do believe you had Australian birds in your avatar :P).

Australia Day is the day where we celebrate all that is Australian, largely by ignoring our history which was nicely summed up by Annomander. In other words it's an excuse to drink and eat too much while enjoying cricket and/or tennis (not playing obviously, who would do that!) and talking about the coming Football season, how bad the government is and make a few bad Paul Hogan jokes. 

Also beach.

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Derek Hollan wrote...

My deepest sympathies concerning your recent bout of Australia Day flu. While I feel your pain and overindulgence of shrimp and roo-brew, I am afraid this is unlikely to garner the kind of support you require.

I do realize the blue water drains in a clockwise fashion south of the equator, but I somehow doubt emptying your gullet in the porcelain kaleidoscope will promote a telethon for the condition.

As sad a time as it may be for you, we are, sadly, on a tight schedule. Someone is reporting a chocolate overdose and may need us to provide a PUG to assist.

Cheers

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I would like to add to Annomander's recount, one part of Australia, South Australia (where I am from, and where a large amount of oil was recently discovered) was not settled by convicts, but by upper class people from Britain, hence our different more "posh" accent.

Example: we say "dahnce" instead of "dance", "pool" instead of "pewl", "staytus" instead of "status", "Tali" would be read as "Tahli", even typical "Aussie slang" is less common here.

My gamertag (Shrakel) to me is pronounced "Shrah-kelle" but everyone else pronounces it as "Shra-kl".

Modifié par Shrakelle, 25 janvier 2013 - 02:36 .


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Fiddles dee dee wrote...

HolyAvenger wrote...

Pfft. Looking for excuses, that's just un-Australian.


It's true, I am ashamed.

To whoever was asking about Australia Day (I do believe you had Australian birds in your avatar :P).

Australia Day is the day where we celebrate all that is Australian, largely by ignoring our history which was nicely summed up by Annomander. In other words it's an excuse to drink and eat too much while enjoying cricket and/or tennis (not playing obviously, who would do that!) and talking about the coming Football season, how bad the government is and make a few bad Paul Hogan jokes. 

Also beach.

yes, i love my 6 budgies, they are my world. and im teaching one to ride the finger skateboards by himself

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Nope, sorry. I am tired of Aussies stealing all the Hot American women...

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mybudgee wrote...

Nope, sorry. I am tired of Aussies stealing all the Hot American women...

my ass steals all the hot american women

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As an Aussie without a social life outside of ME3MP, I cannot support you directly, OP, but I will attempt to send you good vibes and may you not experience any hangovers this weekend.

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jkthunder wrote...

Doesn't the weekend challenge time-frame run well into Monday for you in Australia??


^this, we dont get friday but we get all of monday, and monday being a public holiday, we aussies should have no trouble doing the op, unless you drank to much and wake up in the middle of the desert without any pants, if that happens, well.... youre screwed

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Robot_94 wrote...

jkthunder wrote...

Doesn't the weekend challenge time-frame run well into Monday for you in Australia??


^this, we dont get friday but we get all of monday, and monday being a public holiday, we aussies should have no trouble doing the op, unless you drank to much and wake up in the middle of the desert without any pants, if that happens, well.... youre screwed

i imagined you saying this with steve irwin voice, hes the only australian i know. you may not know this but australia is a highly under appreciated continent

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Robot_94 wrote...

jkthunder wrote...

Doesn't the weekend challenge time-frame run well into Monday for you in Australia??


^this, we dont get friday but we get all of monday, and monday being a public holiday, we aussies should have no trouble doing the op, unless you drank to much and wake up in the middle of the desert without any pants, if that happens, well.... youre screwed

So what happens if you wake up in the middle of the desert with pants? :huh:

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GJ88 wrote...

A chance? You have 3 days. Quit your crying if you can't find 30 minutes to do the challenge.



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How are you going to find the time anyway, what with running from dingos and such, or whatever it is you people do down there.

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Geimhreadh wrote...

Robot_94 wrote...

jkthunder wrote...

Doesn't the weekend challenge time-frame run well into Monday for you in Australia??


^this, we dont get friday but we get all of monday, and monday being a public holiday, we aussies should have no trouble doing the op, unless you drank to much and wake up in the middle of the desert without any pants, if that happens, well.... youre screwed

So what happens if you wake up in the middle of the desert with pants? :huh:


Then you probably are screwed even faster because Scorpions would very much like that shadowy spot and as soon as you move chances are good it'll sting you, provided it didn't preemptively stung you beforehand.

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Bryan Johnson wrote...

Homey C-Dawg wrote...

Bryan makes the best Bioware troll. XD


That is Derek, I am Bryan


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Modifié par DragonRacer, 25 janvier 2013 - 03:08 .


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Robot_94 wrote...

jkthunder wrote...

Doesn't the weekend challenge time-frame run well into Monday for you in Australia??


^this, we dont get friday but we get all of monday, and monday being a public holiday, we aussies should have no trouble doing the op, unless you drank to much and wake up in the middle of the desert without any pants, if that happens, well.... youre screwed


Don't be so dismissive of my Sneaky Sundays. Also I don't get the public holiday and as has been suggested multiple time I will just play off my face with the Reegar or something and hope for the best.