and soon you will fall of your chair and hit the floor
The Rhyming Game
Débuté par
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
, janv. 09 2010 12:48
#251
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 02:38
#252
Posté 13 janvier 2010 - 09:29
freshly mopped, still wet with bleach,
Modifié par Moodath, 13 janvier 2010 - 09:32 .
#253
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 14 janvier 2010 - 01:12
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
slamming your face on the floor while hurting all your teeth
#254
Posté 14 janvier 2010 - 08:27
I started picking up the pieces of my face,
#255
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 01:54
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
until finally, when I was done, the floor left no trace
#256
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 01:58
but then the impacting artillery shattered my leg brace
#257
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 01:59
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
so I went to the hospital if this would be the case
#258
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 02:01
And I asked for a replacement shoe lace
#259
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 02:02
Goodbye
#260
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 02:02
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
the were going to do just that, but I shattered a vase
#261
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 02:05
and they said, "leave this place"
#262
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 02:07
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
and so I walked to...someplace
Modifié par Capt. Obvious, 15 janvier 2010 - 02:07 .
#263
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 02:13
And there I saw Morrigan and said, "To the beach, You and I shall race"
srry, ive decided that Im not going to use backspace, so once I typed Morrigan I had to stick with it. makes it moar random anyway...
srry, ive decided that Im not going to use backspace, so once I typed Morrigan I had to stick with it. makes it moar random anyway...
#264
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 05:21
Knowing your thoughts, she slapped you in the face
#265
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 01:10
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
turns out that I'm really in a Spanish army base
#266
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 03:52
Where soldiers came at me with a mace.
#267
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 03:58
Then I jiz*ed in my pants, but of the ji*z was no trace
Modifié par Tor_pedo, 15 janvier 2010 - 03:59 .
#268
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 04:02
Then I realized it had hit a Spanish guard in the face
causing them all to retreat in fear
causing them all to retreat in fear
#269
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 04:04
mumbling in awe at the size of my spear
#270
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 04:07
How it shot through my pants was still unclear
#271
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 04:10
I guess "bio hazard" is the word to prefer
#272
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 10:01
rhyme with prefer?
Ummm....then I took my CZ 452 American .22LR with Simmons 3-9x40mm and shot loghain in the balls.
Then a bear growled "grrrrr."
Ummm....then I took my CZ 452 American .22LR with Simmons 3-9x40mm and shot loghain in the balls.
Then a bear growled "grrrrr."
#273
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 11:25
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Unfortunately for the bear, he had cancer
#274
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 11:27
And so he reformed his life and married a lonely rancher.
#275
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
Posté 15 janvier 2010 - 11:30
Guest_Capt. Obvious_*
But as it turns out, his wife was a poacher.




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