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The Rhyming Game


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#251
Sa Seba

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and soon you will fall of your chair and hit the floor

#252
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freshly mopped, still wet with bleach,

Modifié par Moodath, 13 janvier 2010 - 09:32 .


#253
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slamming your face on the floor while hurting all your teeth

#254
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I started picking up the pieces of my face,

#255
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until finally, when I was done, the floor left no trace

#256
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but then the impacting artillery shattered my leg brace

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so I went to the hospital if this would be the case

#258
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And I asked for a replacement shoe lace

#259
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Goodbye

#260
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the were going to do just that, but I shattered a vase

#261
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and they said, "leave this place"

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and so I walked to...someplace

Modifié par Capt. Obvious, 15 janvier 2010 - 02:07 .


#263
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And there I saw Morrigan and said, "To the beach, You and I shall race"
srry, ive decided that Im not going to use backspace, so once I typed Morrigan I had to stick with it. makes it moar random anyway...

#264
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Knowing your thoughts, she slapped you in the face

#265
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turns out that I'm really in a Spanish army base

#266
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Where soldiers came at me with a mace.

#267
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Then I jiz*ed in my pants, but of the ji*z was no trace

Modifié par Tor_pedo, 15 janvier 2010 - 03:59 .


#268
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Then I realized it had hit a Spanish guard in the face

causing them all to retreat in fear


#269
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mumbling in awe at the size of my spear

#270
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How it shot through my pants was still unclear

#271
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I guess "bio hazard" is the word to prefer

#272
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rhyme with prefer?



Ummm....then I took my CZ 452 American .22LR with Simmons 3-9x40mm and shot loghain in the balls.



Then a bear growled "grrrrr."

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Unfortunately for the bear, he had cancer

#274
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And so he reformed his life and married a lonely rancher.

#275
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But as it turns out, his wife was a poacher.