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[stysiaq]

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When the DLC hits, this is how my squads are gonna look like.

I mean, probably.




It's a Krogan Sentinel 2.0.



- Biotic skill to work with the Hammer (?)
- Tech skill to work with the Hammer (?)
- some survivability skill (hopefully NOT Tech Armor).
- Tech Armor.

- unique rage mechanic (confirmed by Mr. Fagnan)

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cheesy song:

"I'LL SMASH THEM"

music: just like in "Can't touch this", silly.

original lyrics: here

original full song (in case you don't know it ) : here

special thanks to: Neofelis Nebulosa (for inspiring us to take a break from our everyday turmoil and cherish the moments spent with a certain tool)





I'll smash them (x2)
I'll smash them (Ha-ha! ha ha Ha-ha-ha) (x2)

MRAAAGH-my-my-my hammer hits them so hard, makes me thank my Clan Lord
Thank you for equipping me with the Wrench of Mayhem, the Carnage Key
Feels good when you knock a Phantom down
A fancypants lady in a ninja gown
Her bones you wanna crush
Cause this is a b***h you'll smash

I told you shiny-eyes, I'll smash them
Yeah that's my freakin' maul and you know I'll smash them
This hammer is the law here, man, I'll smash them
Why did you even send them to Tuchanka, I'll smash them

Fresh new wave and round
You got in rage now you know you wanna pound
So move out of LZ
If you don't know the drill then look at me
While I'm pawnin' the Primes
I stun them with my style, I stun them with my rhymes
like that *BAM* like that
Called on a mission, turned out it's a hack
See a flashlight, outta zone you dash
cause these are the things you smash

Yo I told you u I'll smash them
The consensus is I'll smash them
Try frying me with your lights off, yellow boy, I'll smash them


Give me a Brute
they're cute
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know
when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show
that's hyped and tight
Banshees are warpin' they clearly wanna fight
And soon they'll learn
what it's gonna take and now they gonna earn
The swings
so sweet
they wanna grab me but they might as well quit

That's word because you know
I'll smash them (MRAAAAGH-ha ha ha-HA-HA) (x2)
Bring it on
(MRRRAAAGH-ha-ha-ha-HA-HA-ha-ha-ha THEY'RE DEAD) (x2)
Stop Hammer time

Go for the eyes
(they've four) lots of headless buggy bodies piling on the floor
So wave your Hammer in the air
The hunchback is dead before it knows you're there
This is it for a winner
The crabs are there, they fools, they you're dinner
The abos are the bomb
They hug you but the head you're gonna stomp
Stomp stomp stomp yeah

I'll smash them
Look Harby, I'll smash them
Why do you even possess 'em boy,
'Cause you know I'll smashy smash them
It's me who assumes control here, bring it on
(MRRRAAAGH-ha-ha-ha-HA-HA-ha-ha-ha THEY'RE DEAD) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
(MRRRAAAGH-ha-ha-ha-HA-HA) (x2)
(HA-HA-ha-ha-ha THEY'RE DEAD)
(MRRRAAAGH-ha-ha-ha-HA-HA) I'll smash them (x3)
(For-For ha ha TU-CHA-NKA) bring it on
(MRRRAAAGH-ha-ha-ha-HA-HA-ha-ha-ha THEY'RE DEAD) (x2)
Stop Hammer time

Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
The bodies the floor you just can't count
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others rollin' builds that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the Ghost
It's Hammer go Hammer
It's a Hammer you Hammer both on and off the host

I'll smash them (MRRRAAAGH-ha-ha ha-ha ha-HA) (x2)
I'll smash them(MRRRAAAGH-ha HA-HA-HA)
Yeah u bet I'll smash them
For Tuchanka I'll smash them (MRAAAGH-ha HA-HA)
Stop whining, I'll smash them
Extract me outta here I smashed them
(MRRRAAAGH-ha-ha ha-ha ha-HA-HA)



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BREAKING NEWS, THE LIGHTS DOESNT MEAN THAT HE HAS 4 EYES



The lights on the helmet are similair to the Slayer helmet lights. The dark lines are where the eyes are.

Modifié par stysiaq, 25 février 2013 - 03:08 .

[SilentRich]

What DLC? Is this more fanfiction based on 1 image of a krogan with an axe?

[ndw542]

Aaaaand cut to five seconds later, when two or three of the four player squad are bleeding out, because at least half of the players in this game can't handle CQB.

[Pyroninja42]

You needz sum mor dakka, you git!

[ndw542]

SilentRich wrote...

What DLC? Is this more fanfiction based on 1 image of a krogan with an axe?

1 image of a previously unseen character on a known MP map in a post by a dev self-titled as a  "teaser."  You're right: pure lunatic fantasy. 

[stysiaq]

ndw542 wrote...

Aaaaand cut to five seconds later, when two or three of the four player squad are bleeding out, because at least half of the players in this game can't handle CQB.

Ain't gonna be PUGing.

lol @ fanfiction. The Hammersmiths of Tuchanka are gonna shatter the souls of their enemies very soon.

[Chameleonbot]

WAAAARGGHH!!

[stysiaq]

Pyroninja42 wrote...

You needz sum mor dakka, you git!

I'll paint my Claymore red, so it shoots faster and my armor blue, so it stops the bullets better.

[SilentRich]

ndw542 wrote...

SilentRich wrote...

What DLC? Is this more fanfiction based on 1 image of a krogan with an axe?

1 image of a previously unseen character on a known MP map in a post by a dev self-titled as a  "teaser."  You're right: pure lunatic fantasy. 

Glad to see you agree with me now we can wait for a REAL announcement and no more of this fan speculation rubbish I keep seeing on here.

[TJLenz]

Still waiting on my Volus Gunzerker.

[IamDanThaMan]

I am actually hoping that the Hammer is a new weapon that we can equip on any class instead of being the melee of one particular class. I know it probably won't happen, but I can dream.

[OblivionDawn]

SilentRich wrote...

ndw542 wrote...

SilentRich wrote...

What DLC? Is this more fanfiction based on 1 image of a krogan with an axe?

1 image of a previously unseen character on a known MP map in a post by a dev self-titled as a  "teaser."  You're right: pure lunatic fantasy. 

Glad to see you agree with me now we can wait for a REAL announcement and no more of this fan speculation rubbish I keep seeing on here.

Looks like it's that time of the month for BSN.

[ndw542]

Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

Stop!



Hammer time.

5 internets to the first person who provides a quality 'shop of Wrex's face onto MC Hammer. 


Go. 

[stysiaq]

SilentRich wrote...

ndw542 wrote...

SilentRich wrote...

What DLC? Is this more fanfiction based on 1 image of a krogan with an axe?

1 image of a previously unseen character on a known MP map in a post by a dev self-titled as a  "teaser."  You're right: pure lunatic fantasy. 

Glad to see you agree with me now we can wait for a REAL announcement and no more of this fan speculation rubbish I keep seeing on here.

I think that everyone agrees that we can expect the official announcement in next few weeks. March 5th/6th is a very plausible release date.

Now let me be ALREADY excited. I won't stop you from being above all these "speculations" as you call em.

Speculations, my a**. SP had some "speculations".

[DullahansXMark]

SilentRich wrote...

ndw542 wrote...

SilentRich wrote...

What DLC? Is this more fanfiction based on 1 image of a krogan with an axe?

1 image of a previously unseen character on a known MP map in a post by a dev self-titled as a  "teaser."  You're right: pure lunatic fantasy. 

Glad to see you agree with me now we can wait for a REAL announcement and no more of this fan speculation rubbish I keep seeing on here.

There really isn't much room for guesswork. It's a picture of a Krogan with a warhammer on Thessia, that was teased by BioWare themselves. Given that it's a tease, it means that we're gonna be getting something in Mass Effect 3. We all know that BioWare is working on a SP DLC that takes place on the Citadel, and we know the MP team is working on Reckoning. Now, as I said, this new SP DLC takes place on the Citadel. Not Thessia. Therefore, it's not a teaser image for the Citadel DLC, which means that it has to be a teaser for something in MP.

[ntrisley]

ndw542 wrote...

SilentRich wrote...

What DLC? Is this more fanfiction based on 1 image of a krogan with an axe?

1 image of a previously unseen character on a known MP map in a post by a dev self-titled as a  "teaser."  You're right: pure lunatic fantasy.

Because there's no chance that the generic skyline of Thessia will be reused for a future single player DLC's backdrop, right?

And really, while Firebase: Goddess is a MP map it could just as easily be Thessia proper where the screenshot is from.

DullahansXMark wrote...
There
really isn't much room for guesswork. It's a picture of a Krogan with a
warhammer on Thessia, that was teased by BioWare themselves. Given that
it's a tease, it means that we're gonna be getting something in Mass
Effect 3. We all know that BioWare is working on a SP DLC that takes
place on the Citadel, and we know the MP team is working on Reckoning.
Now, as I said, this new SP DLC takes place on the Citadel. Not Thessia.
Therefore, it's not a teaser image for the Citadel DLC, which means
that it has to be a teaser for something in MP.

Who says that BioWare's SP DLC will take place exclusively on the Citadel?
Look at Leviathan and Omega both. They start on the Citadel, but do not take place solely on the Citadel.

Modifié par ntrisley, 28 janvier 2013 - 10:32 .

[ndw542]

OblivionDawn wrote...

SilentRich wrote...

ndw542 wrote...

SilentRich wrote...

What DLC? Is this more fanfiction based on 1 image of a krogan with an axe?

1 image of a previously unseen character on a known MP map in a post by a dev self-titled as a  "teaser."  You're right: pure lunatic fantasy. 

Glad to see you agree with me now we can wait for a REAL announcement and no more of this fan speculation rubbish I keep seeing on here.

Looks like it's that time of the month for BSN.

Nah, he's just trolling. I mistook his initial post as BSNPMS, but his response to my reply made it pretty clear he's being intentionally obtuse.  Either that, or he's brand new to teh internets and hasn't been introduced to sarcasm.  I'm betting on the former. 

[ndw542]

ntrisley wrote...

ndw542 wrote...

SilentRich wrote...

What DLC? Is this more fanfiction based on 1 image of a krogan with an axe?

1 image of a previously unseen character on a known MP map in a post by a dev self-titled as a  "teaser."  You're right: pure lunatic fantasy.

Because there's no chance that the generic skyline of Thessia will be reused for a future single player DLC's backdrop, right?

And really, while Firebase: Goddess is a MP map it could just as easily be Thessia proper where the screenshot is from.

Nope.  Someone with too much time already "analyzed" the image and pointed out four matching landmarks.  The image was captured at the EZ on Goddess. 

[ntrisley]

ndw542 wrote...

ntrisley wrote...

ndw542 wrote...

SilentRich wrote...

What DLC? Is this more fanfiction based on 1 image of a krogan with an axe?

1 image of a previously unseen character on a known MP map in a post by a dev self-titled as a  "teaser."  You're right: pure lunatic fantasy.

Because there's no chance that the generic skyline of Thessia will be reused for a future single player DLC's backdrop, right?

And really, while Firebase: Goddess is a MP map it could just as easily be Thessia proper where the screenshot is from.

Nope.  Someone with too much time already "analyzed" the image and pointed out four matching landmarks.  The image was captured at the EZ on Goddess.

Which means nothing.

Look at Firebase: White/N7: Cerberus Fighters and the N7: Ex-Cerberus Scientists. They have quite a few matching landmarks when you look out...and yet take place on two different planets (Noveria and Arrae).

[stysiaq]

PS skills are off the charts.

edit: moved to the OP.

Modifié par stysiaq, 28 janvier 2013 - 10:43 .

[The fool you should have eaten]

ntrisley wrote...

ndw542 wrote...

ntrisley wrote...

ndw542 wrote...

SilentRich wrote...

What DLC? Is this more fanfiction based on 1 image of a krogan with an axe?

1 image of a previously unseen character on a known MP map in a post by a dev self-titled as a  "teaser."  You're right: pure lunatic fantasy.

Because there's no chance that the generic skyline of Thessia will be reused for a future single player DLC's backdrop, right?

And really, while Firebase: Goddess is a MP map it could just as easily be Thessia proper where the screenshot is from.

Nope.  Someone with too much time already "analyzed" the image and pointed out four matching landmarks.  The image was captured at the EZ on Goddess.

Which means nothing.

Look at Firebase: White/N7: Cerberus Fighters and the N7: Ex-Cerberus Scientists. They have quite a few matching landmarks when you look out...and yet take place on two different planets (Noveria and Arrae).

Stop.  It's hammer time...

But seriously.  You do realize that the mods put those pictures into the MP forum, yes?  They would not post spam in a forum where it is unrelated.

[stysiaq]

The fool you should have eaten wrote...

Stop.  It's hammer time...

But seriously.  You do realize that the mods put those pictures into the MP forum, yes?  They would not post spam in a forum where it is unrelated.

not exactly. Bryan was locking the duplicate threads and personally changed the OP of the not-locked thread to contain the tweeted images.

[ndw542]

stysiaq wrote...



PS skills are off the charts.

My stockpile of internets is dwindling, and the head should bigger, so you only get 3.  But hey, that's 3 more than you had. 

[The fool you should have eaten]

stysiaq wrote...

The fool you should have eaten wrote...

Stop.  It's hammer time...

But seriously.  You do realize that the mods put those pictures into the MP forum, yes?  They would not post spam in a forum where it is unrelated.

not exactly. Bryan was locking the duplicate threads and personally changed the OP of the not-locked thread to contain the tweeted images.

Which would be the propagation of spam otherwise?  Or not I guess, but it tends to be bad PR to get peoples' hopes up for no reason either way.  Which would be the case if they put that Bioware logo on a thread that had wrong information.