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[Madame November]

Banned because speaking of men, my dad sent me this literally just this minute.



"BBQ RULES

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:





Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.



Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.





More routine...

(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat





Important again:

(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.





More routine...

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.



(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.





And most important of all:

(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.





(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!"



*sigh*

[the amazin gimp]

banned cause real men use axe www.youtube.com/watch

and tuche on the bbq list

Modifié par the amazin gimp, 03 mars 2010 - 04:45 .

[Madame November]

Banned for not taking care of the old folks!

[the amazin gimp]

banned cause i still have 12 hours till work.....  

         *huff*: yes November I'll go strait to bed

Modifié par the amazin gimp, 03 mars 2010 - 04:47 .

[Madame November]

Banned because I have confused myself apparently. Not for the first time, I assure you.

Don't put your balls away dirty!

[the amazin gimp]

banned cause i never do!!

[Madame November]

Banned because I clearly suck at indoctrination. Banned for calling me a Reaper. Banned repeatedly, with a flat piece of wood, in fact.

Modifié par November Cousland, 03 mars 2010 - 04:57 .

[the amazin gimp]

banned because...no I just know my place around women( i miss spelled a word an am too tire to care!)

Modifié par the amazin gimp, 03 mars 2010 - 04:52 .

[Madame November]

Banned for the third time for self deprecation.

[the amazin gimp]

banned because I cant help it

:ph34r:don't make me bring out the sporks!

Modifié par the amazin gimp, 03 mars 2010 - 04:55 .

[the amazin gimp]

:ph34r:banned by spork carting Master Shin Obi

Modifié par the amazin gimp, 03 mars 2010 - 04:58 .

[the amazin gimp]

banned for bringing mandibles to a spork fight

Boosh:wizard:

Modifié par the amazin gimp, 03 mars 2010 - 05:03 .

[Madame November]

Banned with Fuk Ewe! the Scottish martial art.

Modifié par November Cousland, 03 mars 2010 - 05:05 .

[the amazin gimp]

banned cause i'm too gimped for that

[the amazin gimp]

banned cause im not going here

[Madame November]

Banned because I love my sheep and my sheep loves me.

[the amazin gimp]

banned by lyrics



Bah, Bah a black Sheep,

Have you any Wool?

Yes merry have I,

Three Bags full,

One for my master,

One for my Dame,

One for the little Boy

That lives down the lane.

[Madame November]

Banned for continuing the sheep love fest.

[the amazin gimp]

banned by ram http://larrycorreia....p-middle-tn.jpg