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[YourAsianGamer]

My fellow Alliance Marines, Asari Commandos, distant Cerberus Agents and everything else in between. There is a time when we must all answer to that call, we must heed to the call of terrible jokes and puns. Why? well we spend hours out on the field, and good soldiers always need to kill some time, so now, jokes. I'll start:

What do you call a repeating Mattock?

-An Auto-Mattock.

What do you call a negative feeling reaper?

-A grimreaper.

why was the Assault Rifle so itchy?

-Because I guess it was a little Harrier

Why was the commando so apologetic?

-Because she was Asari!

Why did the Alliance Marine get court martialed for helping a field medic with surgery?

-He got the wrong Incisor! (I have to admit, this one was pretty bad)

Whats the perfect tool for making holes?

- A drell!

Did you guys see that new movie with Cmmdr. Shepard as a Cerburus Spy?

-It was Qauntum of Volus!





Now your turn!~
Okay I'm done now....

[Haloburner]

What did the biotic say after she crashed her friend's car?

-I'm ASARI, it's JUSTICAR!

[DullahansXMark]

Does this count?

[Crimson Vanguard]

What does a Geth say to a Turian Soldier? Nah he just stunlock him for being unable to dodge and resist.

Modifié par Crimson Vanguard, 31 janvier 2013 - 03:02 .

[InTheZone]

What's the difference between a Turian and Krogran? One can withstand a volley of punishment, the others just a Turian

[DullahansXMark]

What did the Prothean say to Shepard?

Hey, mon!

[Chala]

A Quarian enters to a bar and sees a Krogan.
The Quarian said: Hey Krogan!
And the Krogan answered: Hey.
...

That was the joke. It's a bit complex, but I'm sure you'll geth it.

[GallowsPole]

BSN

[Urdnot Trex]

El_Chala_Legalizado wrote...

A Quarian enters to a bar and sees a Krogan.
The Quarian said: Hey Krogan!
And the Krogan answered: Hey.
...

That was the joke. It's a bit complex, but I'm sure you'll geth it.

.... I don't geth it...

[Tokenusername]

Want to hear a joke?

A Krogan walks into bar full of humans and buys everyone a round.
Everyone is dead except the Krogan.
The End.

[ScoutTelion]

Is that a Paladin in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[Bwgmon]

Marauder? I hardly knew her!

[Omnifarious Nef]

I asked that Krogran kid if he wanted to come over tonight mom, but he said he didn't want to claymore stupid human games. Get it? CLAYMORE! OHHH HO HO HO HO HO! AHHHHH CLAAAYMORE, HAH, GET IT? CLAYMORE? HAAaaaaahhhhhh... Y-you.... Claymore... He didn't want to "Claymore" ... Play, F#%@in PLAY. PLAY MORE, AS IN HE DIDN'T WANT TO PL- Ahhh just forget I even said anything....

Modifié par NeferiusXji, 31 janvier 2013 - 03:30 .

[TheShadyEngineer]

More of a singleplayer one but oh well. Zaeed once went shopping with his wife

He was the only survivor.

[CptnMcRpFace]

Where do Vorcha go potty?

BIG LATRINE!

[Drakios8]

Why did the human laugh at at the Volus? Because he was being friVOLUS

[cowwy]

Once there was an ugly Volus. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

Modifié par cowwy, 31 janvier 2013 - 03:59 .

[-Sxx-]

CptnMcRpFace wrote...

Where do Vorcha go potty?

BIG LATRINE!

Lol'd. Read that in a vorcha voice. Decent jokes op.

[Vormav]

Geth Prime walks into a bar,
orders three rounds for everyone.

The 'joke' works with some other critters, but they're not as staggering.

(You asked for 'terrible jokes'... I regret nothing!)

[SavagelyEpic]

PronozaSoldier wrote...

More of a singleplayer one but oh well. Zaeed once went shopping with his wife

He was the only survivor.

Guddamn bloodbath, that was.

[soulstriker09]

A human, krogan and turian walk into a bar...

Only Zaeed walks out.


(stealing this from a friend)
Who can set fire to the rain in FBGhost?
A drell.

Modifié par soulstriker09, 31 janvier 2013 - 04:10 .

[valsharess24]

whats a volus's favorite candy bar?
Payday

[Maverick DW]

These are terrible!! automatically 5 stars

[d_nought]

A Turian walks into a bar.

He couldn't roll underneath it.