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Terrible Jokes: Mass Effect Edition
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#27
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 04:22
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Who is the best singer in the galaxy?
Adrele
Adrele
#28
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 04:24
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Disclaimer: single-player related.
Why are there no Hanar on the Council? Because they are hanarchists.
Why are there no Hanar on the Council? Because they are hanarchists.
#29
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 04:27
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What was the krogan searching for in Dances With Wolves?
For Tatonka!
For Tatonka!
#30
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 04:39
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What did the Adept do when the enemy attacked her?
She became Fury-ous.
She became Fury-ous.
#31
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 04:59
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ScoutTelion wrote...
Is that a Paladin in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
snap freeze?:innocent:
#32
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 05:00
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chipsandwich wrote...
A Turian walks into a bar.
He couldn't roll underneath it.
+1
#33
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 05:01
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CptnMcRpFace wrote...
Where do Vorcha go potty?
BIG LATRINE!
Lame. The joke is actually funny.
0/10
#34
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 05:02
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DSxCallOfBooty- wrote...
chipsandwich wrote...
A Turian walks into a bar.
He couldn't roll underneath it.
+1
HA
#35
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 05:03
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asari but i cant think of any jokes
#36
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 05:03
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Euric wrote...
ScoutTelion wrote...
Is that a Paladin in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
snap freeze?:innocent:
It causes Energy Drain.
#37
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 05:03
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Asari walk into a bar. Bartender asks, "Why so blue?".
#38
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 05:08
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A drell walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "You okay? You look a little green."
I know! Comedy gold. Completely original material.
I know! Comedy gold. Completely original material.
#39
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 05:24
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Single player oriented
A krogan gets his pie stolen and says:
Damn pie jack.
A krogan gets his pie stolen and says:
Damn pie jack.
Modifié par DxWill103, 31 janvier 2013 - 05:24 .
#40
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 05:27
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A Batarian pirate walks into a bar with a Varren.
The bartender asks "Where'd you find such an unusual pet?"
The Varren replies "Oh, out in the Terminus systems. Damn things are everywhere out there."
The bartender asks "Where'd you find such an unusual pet?"
The Varren replies "Oh, out in the Terminus systems. Damn things are everywhere out there."
Modifié par Bwgmon, 31 janvier 2013 - 05:28 .
#41
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 05:30
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whats the biggest joke of all? asari rights
amirite?
amirite?
#42
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 05:34
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"...And then I says, 'That Krogan shaman don't need to detonate his barrier! His stench works just as well!"
#43
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 05:37
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I actually accidentally used the auto-mattock joke with my best friend while showing him the harrier. it was the simplest way to describe it after all.XD
#44
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 05:40
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So a Turian goes to the shrink because he's extremely depressed. The doc tells him the best cure is to roll with it... The turian dies the next day
#45
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 05:44
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A Marauder met a Shadow's sword. The connection was ... electric.
#46
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 05:44
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Why was the asari quarantined when she reached earth?
She had a bad case of asari blue
She had a bad case of asari blue
#47
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 05:57
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I thought these kinds of threads were banned by the Geneva convention.
#48
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 05:58
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Devix wrote...
I thought these kinds of threads were banned by the Geneva convention.
awful mp related jokes are mp related:happy:
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#49
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 06:09
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thatdamnlobster wrote...
whats the biggest joke of all? asari rights
amirite?
That's a pretty Warped view to have.
#50
Posté 31 janvier 2013 - 06:11
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Hey! Hey guys! According to the Lore, the Avenger is DEADLY ON FULL AUTO.
