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[N1GHTHeR0]

One Krogan and three Salarians enter the shuttle. Only the Krogan leaves.

[Whole Particle]

What was the Biotic's favorite thing to watch on TV?

The Dark Channel

[ghostwolf0321]

... and this one time at N7 camp ...

[MuhidinSaid]

Why did the n7 slayer cross the road? He didn't, the banshee magnet-grab pulled him from across the street.

[MuhidinSaid]

A Krogan and a batarian walk into a bar, as they sit down at the bar, a man passes them by and leaves, but not before thanking the bartender for the free drinks

Perturbed, the krogan politely inquires as to why the man got free drinks. The bartender shrugs and says, "I felt sorry for the guy, y'know, his n7 lvl is like 50 and also...he told me he was born in London".

[MuhidinSaid]

How many turians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, they pay a volus to do it and go beat up the guy who invented it.

[Whole Particle]

What did the Asari say to her sibling when she was planning on moving away?


Stasis!

[MuhidinSaid]

A salarian is walking down the street minding his own business not doing anything like uplifting a dangerous alien race or biologically exterminating another....

[MuhidinSaid]

Whole Particle wrote...

What did the Asari say to her sibling when she was planning on moving away?


Stasis!

What did the asari justicar say to the volus who ran away and stopped shield boosting her?

Please don't reave!

[MuhidinSaid]

A hobbling quarian is leaving the hospital and runs into her turian soldier friend, he's shocked that she's missing one leg and asks "Whoa, what happened to you?". Painfully turning towards him, the quarian says "you left your proximity mines all over firebase glacier you boshtet!"

Modifié par MuhidinSaid, 31 janvier 2013 - 06:45 .

[darkpassenger2342]

"When you play the Game of Drones, you lose and you get stunlocked"

Modifié par darkpassenger2342, 31 janvier 2013 - 06:45 .

[solidprice]

what was claw from inspector gadget's secrete to topping the scoreboards in me3 MP?

right hand advantage.

[MuhidinSaid]

darkpassenger2342 wrote...

"When you play the Game of Drones, you lose and you get stunlocked"

What did the volus pizza delivery man say to the hungry human? "Sorry, ksssk, got, kssssk stunlocked as I was passing geth avenue, ksssk, I'm, ksssskh*passes out*"

The volus sidles away, the human opens the pizza only to find that it has vanished entirely, I guess he got the bugged one.

HUR HUR HUR

[valsharess24]

What did the hungry human say to to volus pizza delivery man when he opened
the box?

Sheesh, what you do drop it 50 times or something getting it here.

[MuhidinSaid]

valsharess24 wrote...

What did the hungry human say to to volus pizza delivery man when he opened
the box?

Sheesh, what you do drop it 50 times or something getting it here.

Ha, I like yours better.

[MuhidinSaid]

A man parks his car only to come later to find a incensed police officer standing next to the remains of a house that the car drove into...

The man shakes his head and sheepishly exclaims to the officer, "Sorry, I uhm...guess I left it indraive".

[MuhidinSaid]

Two men are in a deadly shoot-out with a bartender after refusing to pay for their drink, the bartender gets in a lucky shot and shoots one of the men square in the chest, "as the man bleeds out on the floor, he yells, "No fair my shields were up u healthgate hacks!".

His partner tries to revive him, only to cartwheel and then takes cover against the bar.

[SavagelyEpic]

MuhidinSaid wrote...

Two men are in a deadly shoot-out with a bartender after refusing to pay for their drink, the bartender gets in a lucky shot and shoots one of the men square in the chest, "as the man bleeds out on the floor, he yells, "No fair my shields were up u healthgate hacks!".

His partner tries to revive him, only to cartwheel and then takes cover against the bar.

How can doctors so confidently hand out diagnoses of being addicted to ME3MP?

When the patients describe symptoms of wanting to sprint down a hallway and simultaneously developing an intense back itch that can only be alleviated by rubbing one's back against a wall.

The itch also occurs whenever they actually want to do anything.

[Jay_Hoxtatron]

A human, a turian, and a quarian walk into a bar. The volus just walks under it.

[klokked]

What's a Banshee's favorite Pokemon?

Exeggutor.

[klokked]

Jay_Hoxtatron wrote...

A human, a turian, and a quarian walk into a bar. The volus just walks under it.

So a Volus walks under a bar...
#volus4limbochampion2013

[LAZERAK47]

There once was a Scion who tired to Sync-kill a Krogan. His arm's been in a cast ever since.

When a problem comes along, Dragoons whip it. Ktch, Whip it good!

[Omnifarious Nef]

You guys are horrible... These puns are just terrible...

[N7-Zeus]

What did the salarian say when the asari caught him staring at her butt?

Oh asari, I'm just.. salarian creepy..

[Blind2Society]

CptnMcRpFace wrote...

Where do Vorcha go potty?

BIG LATRINE!

That is so not bad, I lold hard.