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[IxMerc04]

A human taps on a Drells shoulder, the Drell responds "Reave me Alone"

[Ronnie Blastoff]

A drunk krogan hits on an asari at the presidium, the asari says she needs a man that can do more than blast his "gun" around everywhere, the krogan says, "baby, didn't you hear, I have "2 guns."

[Hausner85]

GallowsPole wrote...

BSN

Good one:D

Also newbie enter the forum and ask:
Can you give me some advice?
L2P
L2P
That is a stupid build
L2P
Harrier is owerpoerd
L2P
No he is not
L2P
I lost my glasses any one seen them?
L2P...

Modifié par Hausner85, 31 janvier 2013 - 10:12 .

[Beta Commando]

What is the deadliest weapon in Mass effect 3?

- The Hurricane of course!

[HolyAvenger]

A QFI walks into the shuttle get to a mission holding a thermos and a brown paper bag. A curious HSol asks her what in the thermos.

"My soup!"
"And in the bag?"
"Bananas!"

[Liefglinde]

hjgfjg wrote...

Who is the best singer in the galaxy?

Adrele

This... is wonderful.

[Homey C-Dawg]

What has two arms, two legs, one head, and is twenty six miles wide?

Kaidan Alenko on Virmire.

[Beta Commando]

What was the Phantoms Ex´s name?

- Phoenix.

Modifié par Beta Commando, 31 janvier 2013 - 10:29 .

[GallowsPole]

When the hot Asari porn star was asked why she couldn't get any BSN celebrities to fornicate with her, she simply replied, "For some reason they all like to go solo"

Modifié par GallowsPole, 31 janvier 2013 - 10:30 .

[d_nought]

Why did Ashen Earth cross the road?

Because he got outscored by Disciple888

[Plutar]

Homey C-Dawg wrote...

What has two arms, two legs, one head, and is twenty six miles wide?

Kaidan Alenko on Virmire.

I was gonna guess Mordin on Tuchanka, but that works too.

Modifié par Plutar, 31 janvier 2013 - 11:09 .

[mybudgee]

Thank you Chipsandwich... thank you. My sides...hurting....

[Ziegrif]

I've proven my point.
I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else!
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.
That's how far the world is from where I am.
Just one bad day of Geth, of Collectors, Sync kills, Reapers, Cerberus!
You had a bad day once, am I right?
I know I am. I can tell.
You had a bad day and everything changed.
Why else would you keep fighting Reapers?
You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else...
Only you won't admit it!
You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling for survival! 
I mean, what is it with you?
What made you what you are?
Girlfriend harvested by the reapers maybe?
Brother carved up by some Collector?
Mother taken apart by the Heretic consensus?
Sister turned into a biotic slave by Cerberus?
Something like that, I bet.
Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know.
I... I'm not exactly sure what it was.
Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another...
If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!
Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy.
When I saw what a black, awful joke the galaxy was, I went crazy as a coot!
I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent!
You must see the reality of the situation.
Do you know how many times we've come close to another galactic war over a couple of credit numbers on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the Skyllian Blitz?
Greed, credits, hate, racism!
Hate! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke!
Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag!
So why can't you see the funny side?
Why aren't you laughing?

Well it isn't as funny but... Oh what the heck I'll laugh anyway BWAHAHAHAHA!

Modifié par Ziegrif, 31 janvier 2013 - 11:51 .

[Dracian]

Haloburner wrote...

What did the biotic say after she crashed her friend's car?

-I'm ASARI, it's JUSTICAR!

Oh gosh, that one almost killed me.

[Charaxan]

El_Chala_Legalizado wrote...

A Quarian enters to a bar and sees a Krogan.
The Quarian said: Hey Krogan!
And the Krogan answered: Hey.
...

That was the joke. It's a bit complex, but I'm sure you'll geth it.

I always thought she said :"my soup !".

[koschwarz74]

GallowsPole wrote...

When the hot Asari porn star was asked why she couldn't get any BSN celebrities to fornicate with her, she simply replied, "For some reason they all like to go solo"

:happy:

[Ziegrif]

GallowsPole wrote...

When the hot Asari porn star was asked why she couldn't get any BSN celebrities to fornicate with her, she simply replied, "For some reason they all like to go solo"

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!~

[GriM_AoD]

[ozthegweat]

What nationality is the announcer in the MP matches?
FINNISH!

And this one I saw here on BSN a while back:
When Turians travel, where do they stay?
HOSTELS!

[gavgav77]

Q - What do you get if you cross an Infiltrator with an N7
Communications Hub?

A - Cloak and Dagger.


I'll get my coat...

[jrm_ayun]

Pyroninja42 wrote...

Hey! Hey guys! According to the Lore, the Avenger is DEADLY ON FULL AUTO.

[Blind2Society]

Ziegrif wrote...

I've proven my point.
I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else!
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.
That's how far the world is from where I am.
Just one bad day of Geth, of Collectors, Sync kills, Reapers, Cerberus!
You had a bad day once, am I right?
I know I am. I can tell.
You had a bad day and everything changed.
Why else would you keep fighting Reapers?
You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else...
Only you won't admit it!
You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling for survival! 
I mean, what is it with you?
What made you what you are?
Girlfriend harvested by the reapers maybe?
Brother carved up by some Collector?
Mother taken apart by the Heretic consensus?
Sister turned into a biotic slave by Cerberus?
Something like that, I bet.
Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know.
I... I'm not exactly sure what it was.
Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another...
If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!
Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy.
When I saw what a black, awful joke the galaxy was, I went crazy as a coot!
I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent!
You must see the reality of the situation.
Do you know how many times we've come close to another galactic war over a couple of credit numbers on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the Skyllian Blitz?
Greed, credits, hate, racism!
Hate! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke!
Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag!
So why can't you see the funny side?
Why aren't you laughing?

Well it isn't as funny but... Oh what the heck I'll laugh anyway BWAHAHAHAHA!

That was strangely awesome, or awesomely strange. Can't decide.

[gavgav77]

Q - What is a Marauder's favourite aftershave?

A - Brut

....

Q - What is a N7 Fury's favourite perfume?

A - Dark Chanel


Please...make me stop.

[Mopbucket2]

What do you call a single Volus with a Claymore juiced on stim pack?

Lance Armstrong.

He's one ball, in it for the money, and, well, drugs. Yeah.

[DHKany]

soulstriker09 wrote...

(stealing this from a friend)
Who can set fire to the rain in FBGhost?
A drell.

winning.