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[Striker93175]

Tied for the best terrible joke of ME3!


The end boss?
http://t2.gstatic.co...5GjxMX8p3QaG99g

Or the ending?

Modifié par Striker93175, 31 janvier 2013 - 02:26 .

[redBadger14]

What did the Destroyer order his squad after spotting a Phantom?

Devastator.

[azzer86]

*applauds*

Elcor! Elcor!

[GordianKnot42]

Overheard in a Batarian stand-up comedy club...

"Hey! What's the difference between a Vorcha and a human? One is a disgusting vermin pest that keeps showing up where it isn't wanted... and the other is a Vorcha!" (Falcon Punches microphone)

[Metandra]

Why did Hackett start requesting for teams comprised only of soldiers, snipers, and engineers?
Because the enemy was employing *antibiotics*!

What did the Motown singer say when she was confronted by Cerberus?
Atlas!
(or, alternatively, "At-laaaaaaaaaaas!")

What did players say when we were given space ninjas in MP?
Feels like I'm walking in someone's shadow.

What do you call a team of Asari Sentinels in a shuttle?
Ride of the Valkyries.


... Okay, I'll stop. For now. WHAT HAVE YOU UNLEASHED?!?! Also, I thought I was the only crazy who thought the female quarian said, "BANANA!" when she really says, "For Rannoch!" Glad to know I'm not the only one!

Modifié par Metandra, 31 janvier 2013 - 02:52 .

[gavgav77]

Q - Why do Krogans prefer pottery to woodwork?

A - Because they like clay more.

[N7Kopper]

Pyroninja42 wrote...

Hey! Hey guys! According to the Lore, the Avenger is DEADLY ON FULL AUTO.

Why oh why must lore in so many videogame universes try so hard to conflict with the hard-and-fast canon we can so easily see just by shooting a guy? Or trying to use Pull on a Dragoon.

Striker93175 wrote...

Or the ending?

That truly is a terrible joke. It's not even true. Red, Blue, or Green explosions is more ending choice than you ever got in ME1, one or two, red only, or ME2, no green. You win the prize of this thread, good sir.


Zaeed once walked into a bar full of N7 Special Ops.
He was the only one to die.

Modifié par N7Kopper, 31 janvier 2013 - 03:08 .

[Slojack]

A Krogan walks into a bar with a Swarmer on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey thats neat, where did you get it"?

The Swarmer says "Tuchanka, theres millions of em".

[Striker93175]

N7Kopper wrote...

Striker93175 wrote...

Or the ending?

That truly is a terrible joke. It's not even true. Red, Blue, or Green explosions is more ending choice than you ever got in ME1, one or two, red only, or ME2, no green. You win the prize of this thread, good sir.

ME1 "ending" was not the end.  It was the beginning of a series.  ME2 "ending" was not the end.  It was the continuation of a series.  ME as a whole was suppose to be this epic story where the culmination of your choices led up to an ending based on your choices through the course of 3 games ... in which they actually did not it.  You could have never played the other two and yet still ultimately net the exact same selections of one who did: strawberry, blueberry, or lime... And that is the joke.

[Computron2000]

A ravager, scion and prime were at a shooting competition. It was a smashing win for the scion.

[redBadger14]

Metandra wrote...
What do you call a team of Asari Sentinels in a shuttle?
Ride of the Valkyries.

This was brilliant. Thank you lol.

[rynnchu]

GriM_AoD wrote...

This is fantastic :]

[soulstriker09]

GordianKnot42 wrote...
 (Falcon Punches microphone)

Great punchline. 

[LightRobot]

A soldier of the alliance is playing cards with a Marauder, soldier is complaining " Damn,I just got my first assignement to a n7 mission and all I have is a rubbish rifle that makes no damage, I'm not sure I'm gonna make it", marauder answers " bad luck bro, command is sending me to the front tomorrow and I'll get a real badass rifle, haha I'm gonna wipe the floor with you people, what's that rifle you have by the way ?" soldier answers " Oh it's that crappy Phaeston you know... what do you have ?" Marauder grins and says " Oh it's that badass Phaeston you know..."

[starwolf1001]

chipsandwich wrote...

A Turian walks into a bar.

He couldn't roll underneath it.

loved it:lol:

[SavagelyEpic]

Homey C-Dawg wrote...

What has two arms, two legs, one head, and is twenty six miles wide?

Kaidan Alenko on Virmire.

AHAHA

For me it was Ashley, when she turned down my offer for a threesome I had to leave her in nuclear fire.


Don't ever turn down a threesome if you want to live.

chipsandwich wrote...

Why did Ashen Earth cross the road?

Because he got outscored by Disciple888

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Modifié par SavagelyEpic, 01 février 2013 - 12:49 .

[EdwinLi]

What the difference between a Husk and a Marauder?

One can run and the other can pew pew.

[robarcool]

HolyAvenger wrote...

A QFI walks into the shuttle get to a mission holding a thermos and a brown paper bag. A curious HSol asks her what in the thermos.

"My soup!"
"And in the bag?"
"Bananas!"

[robarcool]

Why was the SI unhappy? People said how is his Widow, even when he was alive. (Can I win the thread now?)

Modifié par robarcool, 01 février 2013 - 12:58 .

[Draining Dragon]

Artistic integrity.

[Mondhase]

A level 1 character equipped with Striker and Arc pistol joined a platinum lobby.

He was the only one who didn't make it out alive.

[Urbynwyldcat]

I would like to report a player for hacking. His SN was xJesus0000x and he had a Disciple XII

[SavagelyEpic]

Urbynwyldcat wrote...

I would like to report a player for hacking. His SN was xJesus0000x and he had a Disciple XII

WHY LOL WHY

[spaceling]

Why did the biotic volus adept spam the phantom?

Never mind.

Modifié par spaceling, 01 février 2013 - 01:33 .

[Urbynwyldcat]

SavagelyEpic wrote...

Urbynwyldcat wrote...

I would like to report a player for hacking. His SN was xJesus0000x and he had a Disciple XII

WHY LOL WHY

For the Amenz

Edit: I'd also like to add that it he was tapping A for three days before gelling and he won't let anyone else deliver the package. He insists on "carrying your burden".

Modifié par Urbynwyldcat, 01 février 2013 - 04:00 .