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[YourAsianGamer]

I'm dying, no really I am these puns gave me Kepral's Syndrome

[Goldark77]

So a geth engineer is arguing with a geth infiltrator over the finer points of their subroutines but can't seem to agree on anything.

The infil says, "Our system's full of Stat code right now."

The engy says, "STATUS REMOVED."

The infil says, "We have to wear glasses over our eyelights."

The engy says, "CONTACTS."

Finally, the infil says, "And three is a composite number!"

The engy replies, "PRIME UNIT."

[Das Rouse]

Did you know that Maurders can shadow strike? It's called lag.

[LAZERAK47]

I believe I have come up with the single worst ME pun ever.

How do Collectors distribute their ordinance among their enemies?
A bomb a nation.

[Simon_Wryly]

A Turian walks into a bar with an Asari on his head.

The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the Krogan on your ass?"

The Turian says, "You need glasses buddy, that's an Asari!"

And the bartender says...

[Tiamatshade]

Mass Effect 3 - Joker's worst joke

It still makes me smile

[Mabari Owns High Dragon The 2nd]

Tiamatshade wrote...

Mass Effect 3 - Joker's worst joke

It still makes me smile

I don't get it...

What did the Asari think to herself as she stared at a husk when her teammate asked her to set up a Biotic Combo?

"Disciple" (Dis-I-Pull).  Just plain horrible.......

The Volus counter joke was by far the best. I lol'd like crazy at the Vorcha joke on Page 1.

Modifié par Mabari Owns High Dragon The 2nd, 01 février 2013 - 08:04 .

[Mondhase]

Why did the quarian girl hit the bookseller?


He was an antiquarian.

Modifié par Mondhase, 02 février 2013 - 01:50 .

[Epsilon330]

What do Geth do when they're embarrassed?
Desklamp.

[White Flag]

James: ' Who's like us!?'
Legion: 'Damn few, and they're all Geth!'

[N7Kopper]

Striker93175 wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

Striker93175 wrote...

Or the ending?

That truly is a terrible joke. It's not even true. Red, Blue, or Green explosions is more ending choice than you ever got in ME1, one or two, red only, or ME2, no green. You win the prize of this thread, good sir.

ME1 "ending" was not the end.  It was the beginning of a series.  ME2 "ending" was not the end.  It was the continuation of a series.  ME as a whole was suppose to be this epic story where the culmination of your choices led up to an ending based on your choices through the course of 3 games ... in which they actually did not it.  You could have never played the other two and yet still ultimately net the exact same selections of one who did: strawberry, blueberry, or lime... And that is the joke.

You forget that Mass Effect 3 is the ending.
And even in the ending of ME3 - your choices across the series impact your epilogue. I'm sorry, but your argument fell flat. Everywhere.

That said:

Modifié par N7Kopper, 02 février 2013 - 02:15 .

[MegaIllusiveMan]

A human walks into the bar, then order a drink

A drell enter short after.

The human ask: This is... It's green?

Drell: And guaranteed to knock you in the ass

[R0binME]

You humans are all racist.

[JerZey CJ]

N7Kopper wrote...

Striker93175 wrote...

N7Kopper wrote...

Striker93175 wrote...

Or the ending?

That truly is a terrible joke. It's not even true. Red, Blue, or Green explosions is more ending choice than you ever got in ME1, one or two, red only, or ME2, no green. You win the prize of this thread, good sir.

ME1 "ending" was not the end.  It was the beginning of a series.  ME2 "ending" was not the end.  It was the continuation of a series.  ME as a whole was suppose to be this epic story where the culmination of your choices led up to an ending based on your choices through the course of 3 games ... in which they actually did not it.  You could have never played the other two and yet still ultimately net the exact same selections of one who did: strawberry, blueberry, or lime... And that is the joke.

You forget that Mass Effect 3 is the ending.
And even in the ending of ME3 - your choices across the series impact your epilogue. I'm sorry, but your argument fell flat. Everywhere.

That said:

We didn't HAVE that epilogue until several months after the game came out and that was only after a sh*tstorm took place over the ending.

[Plutar]

Turian Councilor Sparatus turns to Salarian Councilor Valern and asks, "Hey, want to hear a joke?"
Valern: "Certainly"
Sparatus: "Human's rights!"

[Gamecontact]

chipsandwich wrote...

A Turian walks into a bar.

He couldn't roll underneath it.

+1

[Col.Aurion]

Q: What's the difference between Flay Allster and Liara?
A: One is a crazy stalker who tries to get in the main character's pants and the other one is Flay.

[Ledgend1221]

Female human soldier.

[Col.Aurion]

Ledgend1221 wrote...

Female human soldier.

what?

[BronzTrooper]

What did the Krogan squad leader say to his squad of Vanguards when they saw the enemy?

Biotic CHARGE!!!!

Get it? Cause they're Vanguards... Yeah...

[MegaIllusiveMan]

BUMP! This can't die

LOL

[Beerfish]

How did the Vorcha break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why was the vorcch up in the tree in the 1st place? He always wanted to be a branch manager.


Hssssssk....Gavorn play tricks on us again!

How do you know an elcor is under your bed? Your nose is 6 inches from the ceiling.

[Draining Dragon]

Well, I had bacon 4 breakfast this morning.

[squidney2k1]

What does Harbinger say before he turns on his Xbox?"I am assuming direct control."

A Drell walks into a bar and starts coughing.Bartender says: "Hey pal! Quit spreading your germs all over the place. You're going to get the customers sick!"Drell replies: "Oh, it's quite alright. My disease isn't fatal to humans."Random patron says: "That's what she said!....The Ardat-Yakshi!! *laughs*">_>

A Volus walks into a bar and sighs.Bartender says: "Hey pal, why the long face?"

When does a Geth watch TV?During What does Harbinger say before he turns on his Xbox?"I am assuming direct control."

A Drell walks into a bar and starts coughing.Bartender says: "Hey pal! Quit spreading your germs all over the place. You're going to get the customers sick!"Drell replies: "Oh, it's quite alright. My disease isn't fatal to humans."Random patron says: "That's what she said!....The Ardat-Yakshi!! *laughs*">_>

A Volus walks into a bar and sighs.Bartender says: "Hey pal, why the long face?"

When does a Geth watch TV?During Prime time.


Why was the Asari not wearing underwear?
Cuz she was a Commando

[Sopec]

Chuck Norris can finished all the objectives on wave 1

Modifié par Ah_gho, 03 mai 2013 - 09:53 .