In the game I wanted that silly pet nug for myself instead of giving it to Leliana. But my dog probably would have eaten it. 
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Posté 23 janvier 2010 - 08:28
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Tee-hee. In the game I wanted that silly pet nug for myself instead of giving it to Leliana. But my dog probably would have eaten it.
In the game I wanted that silly pet nug for myself instead of giving it to Leliana. But my dog probably would have eaten it.
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Posté 23 janvier 2010 - 08:31
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Oooo Nug Chow! Give your Mabari a nice healthy coat and energy by feeding him Nug Chow. Available at your local merchant.
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Posté 23 janvier 2010 - 08:49
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LOL. Now that would be a funny commercial! 
I'm trying to think of something funny to write for my show, but I'm stuck on what might be sinister enough for what Jowan and Goldanna could be scheming.
I'm trying to think of something funny to write for my show, but I'm stuck on what might be sinister enough for what Jowan and Goldanna could be scheming.
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Posté 23 janvier 2010 - 08:59
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Yay! Another nug-lover........uh......that's a dwarven insult, isn't it? LOL. Anyway, I want a nug plush doll! And an Oghren one too with long curls and ribbons in his beard. tee-hee.
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Posté 23 janvier 2010 - 09:23
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Nug-Lovers unite against Loghain! They are soo cute!
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Posté 23 janvier 2010 - 09:51
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Nug-Lovers unite against Loghain! They are soo cute!
Alright nugs unite to kick Loghain's a**! For Felelden!!! *squeak*
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Posté 23 janvier 2010 - 09:58
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I love nugs... they taste great!!! especially with sauce and a few onions mmmmmm
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Posté 23 janvier 2010 - 10:01
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westiex9 wrote...
I love nugs... they taste great!!! especially with sauce and a few onions mmmmmm
Poor nugs.....
That's it, I'm officially putting nugs in my show now. They can have their own circus act or something. LOL
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Posté 23 janvier 2010 - 10:23
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But...they have fingers and toes....ewww.
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Posté 23 janvier 2010 - 10:56
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...
But...they have fingers and toes....ewww.
And they can swing a mean trapeze......until Oghren gets ahold of them anyway.
*note to self: add trapeze-swinging circus nugs to next show*
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Announcer: And now it's time once again for The Amethyst Show!!!
*Camera pans around Denerim Market district where a make-shift stage has been set up*
Amethyst: Due to circumstances beyond our control, the studio was utterly destroyed after the last show....
Alistair: *rolls eyes* Circumstances beyond our control? Wha??? You destroyed the studio with your evil magic and your fiery temper!
Amethyst: *glares at Alistair angrily* Don't think I've forgotten that you tried to take back my engagement ring and give it to your sister!
Alistair: I was trying to help out Goldanna and her twelve kids!
Zevran: Ten
Ogren: Fifteen
Amethyst: *rolls eyes* Oh who knows?! Certainly not Goldanna....
Alistair: Hey that's my sister that you're talking about! Wait......did you say engagement ring?
Amethyst: *smiles and stares and the shiny ring on her finger* Yep, boy, that's what I said! You have something to say about that? *holds up her magic lightning staff threateningly*
Alistair: *gulp* Uh......no.....no. I just thought I was giving you a ring for your birthday and ......well who knew it was an engagement ring??? *smiles nervously as sweat beads form on his forehead*
Alistair: *whispers to Zev* Psst, you're a thief right? Think you can get me out of this mess?
Amethyst: Oh, but Ali, just because the ring disappears, it doesn't mean the engagement is off. *raises eyebrow*
Alistair: *gulp* It.........doesn't?
Amethyst: *gives Alistair a sultry kiss* No, it doesn't. *bats eyelashes*
Alistair:
*blushes* Oh, well then......
Zevran: My lips are feeling a little lonely at the moment, my dear warden. I think I have a spare piece of jewelry in my pocket here. We can pretend we're engaged. *winks*
Amethyst: Zev, you give away your jewelry way too easily. *frowns but takes the earring he's holding* Oooh, shiny! *smooch*
Alistair: Hey!!!
Amethyst: What? You almost broke off our engagement.
Alistair: I didn't even know we were engaged until two seconds ago.
Amethyst: Then what's your problem then? *winks at Zev*
Alistair: *sighs and rolls his eyes* Women.........
Zevran: Well, if you prefer men *wink* I have another piece of jewelry right here.
Amethyst: Zevran!!!
Zevran: Wha??? Did I say something wrong? *sad puppy dog eyes* Please don't be angry with a poor elf for not knowing how to act around such a lovely and charming young woman. I bow to your graciousness and your beauty, my lovely warden, and ask for your forgiveness.
Amethyst: Ahhh, such beautiful words, Zev.
Alistair: *rolls eyes and sighs* You realize that he said those exact same words to women in Antiva before he slit their throats!
Zevran: Doesn't make it mean any less though, my suspicious prince.
Oghren: *belch* Anyone up for some of my homemade brew. Tastes like nug dung!
Amethyst:
Ewwww. What happened to the last recipe that tasted like nug sweat?
Oghen: I've improved on my mama's secret dwarven ale recipe. *takes a gulp of ale* Ahhh, she would be so proud. *eyes well up with tears*
Amethyst: Uh..........well that reminds me what we have on our show today. Hello everyone and welcome to The Amethyst Show. I'm your host and these are my strong and handsome co-hosts, Alistair, Zevran, and Oghren.
*Alistair and Zevran pose for the cameras*
Oghren: *belches and scratches his crotch* Wha??? Were we supposed to look pretty now? Sorry, wasn't ready. Give me a minute. *adjusts the ribbons in his long, curly red beard*
Amethyst: Ewwww. Oghren, you still have those ribbons in your beard? But it's been days since Leliana puts those in there. And what is that on them anyway? Food, ale.....???
Oghren: *loud belch* "Among other things....
Amethyst: Gross......just gross. Uh.....anyway on our show today we have a special treat for all you nug-lovers out there!
Oghren: *grabs a fork and knife* Holy mother of the anvil! We're having nug-burgers!
Amethyst: *glares at Oghren* Gasp! You will not touch those precious little creatures, you barbarian dwarf!
Leliana: *dressed in a circus performer costume rushes over to Oghren* You touch a single hair on their little furry nug heads and you won't be my cuddly dwarf plush doll anymore, Oghren! I mean it. *sad puppy dog eyes*
Oghren: *loud sigh* By the ancestors, women! What else is a nug good for?
Amethyst and Leliana: *scream in exictement and smile giddily* You'll see!!!
Master Ignacio: *comes out from behind a large red curtain wearing circus ringmaster clothes* And now ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you the world-famous, renowned around the world for their acrobatic talent and their skill on the tightrope, .........the Flying Nugs!
Leliana: *pulls the curtains back showing a huge circus set complete with trapeze, tightrope, and about two dozen adorable little nugs dressed in tiny pink circus costumes*
Amethyst: Awww, aren't they just the most adorable things you've ever seen!!!!
Alistair, Zevran, and Oghren: Uh.........
Zevran: Master Ignacio?! What are you doing? The Crows would never forgive such an embarrassment!
Master Ignacio: Alas, I have no work at the moment. Slow season. *looks hopeful* But I have recently been given a contract to take care of a certain queen whose husband just recently died.
Alistair:
What??? Why is everyone looking at me? *sweats nervously* Oh look - cute nugs! 
Master Ignacio: Now if my lovely assistant, Leliana, will roll the cages over here......
Leliana: *curtsies and smiles* But of course, my handsome ringmaster.
*Adorable nugs scurry out of their cages quickly as Leliana opens the cage doors*
Leliana: Awww, aren't they cute!
Amethyst: Look at them scurry along the tightrope so gracefully!
Alistair and Zevran: You gotta be kidding me!
Oghren: *holds his fork and knife* Hmpf, one of those buggers has gotta fall sooner or later.....
Master Ignacio: And now ladies and gentlemen, for the moment you've all been waiting for....... The Flying Nugs will now perform on the trapeze!!
*Loud jovial circus music fills the air as the audience stares in fascination at the graceful, furry nugs*
Cesar: Nug Cheese! Get your nug cheese here! Nug cheese!
Alistair: Oooh, cheese! *runs to Cesar's Cheese Stand*
Oghren: By the ancestors, those nugs are good! *grumbles and puts away his knife and fork* I guess I won't be having nug-burger after all. *sigh*
*Nugs fly through the air gracefully over the crowd on the trapeze as the crowd ooohs and ahhhs with delight*
Alistair: *returns to his seat happily with a basket of steaming hot nug-cheese fries*
*As the strong aroma of the nug-cheese fries fills the air, the nugs quickly stop performing their circus act and race toward Alistair and the cheese fries*
Alistair: Maker's Breath!!!!
*The nugs crash into Alistair knocking him to the ground, gobbling up the yummy cheese fries and covering Alistair in nug-drool and cheese*
Oghren: *quickly takes out his knife and fork* Heehee, come to papa, you little nug-burgers you! *wicked smile*
Amethyst: *horrified scream* Ahhh, Ali!!!!
Leliana: Oghren, NO!!!!!
Zevran:
I've think nug drool and cheese just splatted in my beautiful hair!!!!
Dog:
*runs after cheese cart and quickly snatches it, fleeing down the street as Cesar screams after him*
*Chaos ensues as the crowd goes mad, kicking over chairs and chasing after the loose nugs*
Jowan: *runs out of Goldanna's house in nothing but his skivvies* WTF!!! Is blood magic at work here?
Goldanna: *quickly joins her new lover wearing only lacy see-through lingerie* I didn't tell you to kill that elf b*tch yet, you incompent mage!
Jowan: Hey!! *sad puppy dog eyes* But......but I didn't do this. Whomever is resonsible for this chaos has my admiration. What a work of art!
Amethyst: *quickly blasts nugs with cone of cold and brushes the nug-cicles off of the terrified and screaming Alistair* Oh, my poor Ali! Are you okay? Uh.......I would kiss your boo-boos away, but ewwww.........you're covered in nug-drool and cheese!
Zevran: *trying to get nug-drool and cheese splatter out of his golden hair* Yes, not even I would go there! *sigh*
Alistair: I.......I feel ill. The world's spinning around.........I think I'm going to faint. Is.......is that my sister standing over there in her small clothes???? Oh Maker!!!!! *faints*
Amethyst: Gasp! Oh, Ali. Don't worry, I'll take care of you...........after you have a nice long bath. Where did that damn mabari go?
Jowan: Uh.......what kind of perfume are you wearing, Goldanna?
Goldanna: It's a special lickable sugar-cookie flavored perfume! You seemed to really like it..... *wink*
Jowan: *nervous sweat* Yes, well the reason I asked is because I think those nugs heading for us will like it too!
*Two dozen hungry nugs race toward Goldanna and Jowan as the two flee down the street in their skivvies*
Oghren:
Huh? Wait, come back. Hey those were my nugs!
*Dog and Cesar round the corner quickly with the smelly cheese cart just in time to crash headfirst into Jowan and Goldanna*
Goldanna: *covered in cheese, Jowan, Cesar, a mabari, nugs, and nug-drool* I HATE THAT ELVEN B*TCH!!!!!
*Camera pans around Denerim Market district where a make-shift stage has been set up*
Amethyst: Due to circumstances beyond our control, the studio was utterly destroyed after the last show....
Alistair: *rolls eyes* Circumstances beyond our control? Wha??? You destroyed the studio with your evil magic and your fiery temper!
Amethyst: *glares at Alistair angrily* Don't think I've forgotten that you tried to take back my engagement ring and give it to your sister!
Alistair: I was trying to help out Goldanna and her twelve kids!
Zevran: Ten
Ogren: Fifteen
Amethyst: *rolls eyes* Oh who knows?! Certainly not Goldanna....
Alistair: Hey that's my sister that you're talking about! Wait......did you say engagement ring?
Amethyst: *smiles and stares and the shiny ring on her finger* Yep, boy, that's what I said! You have something to say about that? *holds up her magic lightning staff threateningly*
Alistair: *gulp* Uh......no.....no. I just thought I was giving you a ring for your birthday and ......well who knew it was an engagement ring??? *smiles nervously as sweat beads form on his forehead*
Alistair: *whispers to Zev* Psst, you're a thief right? Think you can get me out of this mess?
Amethyst: Oh, but Ali, just because the ring disappears, it doesn't mean the engagement is off. *raises eyebrow*
Alistair: *gulp* It.........doesn't?
Amethyst: *gives Alistair a sultry kiss* No, it doesn't. *bats eyelashes*
Alistair:
*blushes* Oh, well then......Zevran: My lips are feeling a little lonely at the moment, my dear warden. I think I have a spare piece of jewelry in my pocket here. We can pretend we're engaged. *winks*
Amethyst: Zev, you give away your jewelry way too easily. *frowns but takes the earring he's holding* Oooh, shiny!
*smooch*Alistair: Hey!!!
Amethyst: What? You almost broke off our engagement.
Alistair: I didn't even know we were engaged until two seconds ago.
Amethyst: Then what's your problem then? *winks at Zev*
Alistair: *sighs and rolls his eyes* Women.........
Zevran: Well, if you prefer men *wink* I have another piece of jewelry right here.
Amethyst: Zevran!!!
Zevran: Wha??? Did I say something wrong? *sad puppy dog eyes* Please don't be angry with a poor elf for not knowing how to act around such a lovely and charming young woman. I bow to your graciousness and your beauty, my lovely warden, and ask for your forgiveness.
Amethyst:
Ahhh, such beautiful words, Zev.Alistair: *rolls eyes and sighs* You realize that he said those exact same words to women in Antiva before he slit their throats!
Zevran: Doesn't make it mean any less though, my suspicious prince.
Oghren: *belch* Anyone up for some of my homemade brew. Tastes like nug dung!
Amethyst:
Ewwww. What happened to the last recipe that tasted like nug sweat?Oghen: I've improved on my mama's secret dwarven ale recipe. *takes a gulp of ale* Ahhh, she would be so proud. *eyes well up with tears*
Amethyst:
Uh..........well that reminds me what we have on our show today. Hello everyone and welcome to The Amethyst Show. I'm your host and these are my strong and handsome co-hosts, Alistair, Zevran, and Oghren.*Alistair and Zevran pose for the cameras*
Oghren: *belches and scratches his crotch* Wha??? Were we supposed to look pretty now? Sorry, wasn't ready. Give me a minute. *adjusts the ribbons in his long, curly red beard*
Amethyst: Ewwww. Oghren, you still have those ribbons in your beard? But it's been days since Leliana puts those in there. And what is that on them anyway? Food, ale.....???
Oghren: *loud belch* "Among other things....
Amethyst:
Gross......just gross. Uh.....anyway on our show today we have a special treat for all you nug-lovers out there! Oghren: *grabs a fork and knife* Holy mother of the anvil! We're having nug-burgers!
Amethyst: *glares at Oghren* Gasp! You will not touch those precious little creatures, you barbarian dwarf!
Leliana: *dressed in a circus performer costume rushes over to Oghren* You touch a single hair on their little furry nug heads and you won't be my cuddly dwarf plush doll anymore, Oghren! I mean it. *sad puppy dog eyes*
Oghren: *loud sigh* By the ancestors, women! What else is a nug good for?
Amethyst and Leliana: *scream in exictement and smile giddily* You'll see!!!
Master Ignacio: *comes out from behind a large red curtain wearing circus ringmaster clothes* And now ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you the world-famous, renowned around the world for their acrobatic talent and their skill on the tightrope, .........the Flying Nugs!
Leliana: *pulls the curtains back showing a huge circus set complete with trapeze, tightrope, and about two dozen adorable little nugs dressed in tiny pink circus costumes*
Amethyst: Awww, aren't they just the most adorable things you've ever seen!!!!
Alistair, Zevran, and Oghren:
Uh.........Zevran: Master Ignacio?! What are you doing? The Crows would never forgive such an embarrassment!
Master Ignacio: Alas, I have no work at the moment. Slow season. *looks hopeful* But I have recently been given a contract to take care of a certain queen whose husband just recently died.
Alistair:
What??? Why is everyone looking at me? *sweats nervously* Oh look - cute nugs! Master Ignacio: Now if my lovely assistant, Leliana, will roll the cages over here......
Leliana: *curtsies and smiles* But of course, my handsome ringmaster.
*Adorable nugs scurry out of their cages quickly as Leliana opens the cage doors*
Leliana: Awww, aren't they cute!
Amethyst: Look at them scurry along the tightrope so gracefully!
Alistair and Zevran:
You gotta be kidding me!Oghren: *holds his fork and knife* Hmpf, one of those buggers has gotta fall sooner or later.....
Master Ignacio: And now ladies and gentlemen, for the moment you've all been waiting for....... The Flying Nugs will now perform on the trapeze!!
*Loud jovial circus music fills the air as the audience stares in fascination at the graceful, furry nugs*
Cesar: Nug Cheese! Get your nug cheese here! Nug cheese!
Alistair: Oooh, cheese!
*runs to Cesar's Cheese Stand*Oghren: By the ancestors, those nugs are good! *grumbles and puts away his knife and fork* I guess I won't be having nug-burger after all. *sigh*
*Nugs fly through the air gracefully over the crowd on the trapeze as the crowd ooohs and ahhhs with delight*
Alistair: *returns to his seat happily with a basket of steaming hot nug-cheese fries*
*As the strong aroma of the nug-cheese fries fills the air, the nugs quickly stop performing their circus act and race toward Alistair and the cheese fries*
Alistair:
Maker's Breath!!!! *The nugs crash into Alistair knocking him to the ground, gobbling up the yummy cheese fries and covering Alistair in nug-drool and cheese*
Oghren: *quickly takes out his knife and fork* Heehee, come to papa, you little nug-burgers you! *wicked smile*
Amethyst:
*horrified scream* Ahhh, Ali!!!! Leliana:
Oghren, NO!!!!!Zevran:
I've think nug drool and cheese just splatted in my beautiful hair!!!! Dog:
*runs after cheese cart and quickly snatches it, fleeing down the street as Cesar screams after him**Chaos ensues as the crowd goes mad, kicking over chairs and chasing after the loose nugs*
Jowan: *runs out of Goldanna's house in nothing but his skivvies* WTF!!! Is blood magic at work here?
Goldanna: *quickly joins her new lover wearing only lacy see-through lingerie* I didn't tell you to kill that elf b*tch yet, you incompent mage!
Jowan: Hey!! *sad puppy dog eyes* But......but I didn't do this. Whomever is resonsible for this chaos has my admiration. What a work of art!
Amethyst: *quickly blasts nugs with cone of cold and brushes the nug-cicles off of the terrified and screaming Alistair* Oh, my poor Ali! Are you okay? Uh.......I would kiss your boo-boos away, but ewwww.........you're covered in nug-drool and cheese!
Zevran: *trying to get nug-drool and cheese splatter out of his golden hair* Yes, not even I would go there! *sigh*
Alistair:
I.......I feel ill. The world's spinning around.........I think I'm going to faint. Is.......is that my sister standing over there in her small clothes???? Oh Maker!!!!! *faints*Amethyst: Gasp! Oh, Ali. Don't worry, I'll take care of you...........after you have a nice long bath. Where did that damn mabari go?
Jowan: Uh.......what kind of perfume are you wearing, Goldanna?
Goldanna: It's a special lickable sugar-cookie flavored perfume! You seemed to really like it..... *wink*
Jowan: *nervous sweat* Yes, well the reason I asked is because I think those nugs heading for us will like it too!
*Two dozen hungry nugs race toward Goldanna and Jowan as the two flee down the street in their skivvies*
Oghren:
Huh? Wait, come back. Hey those were my nugs!*Dog and Cesar round the corner quickly with the smelly cheese cart just in time to crash headfirst into Jowan and Goldanna*
Goldanna: *covered in cheese, Jowan, Cesar, a mabari, nugs, and nug-drool* I HATE THAT ELVEN B*TCH!!!!!
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That was good. Gotta love what happens to Goldanna at the end.
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Posté 24 janvier 2010 - 04:58
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NvVanity wrote...
That was good. Gotta love what happens to Goldanna at the end.
Being bad to Goldanna is just so much fun! Heehee.
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I'm thinking of a nug all you can eat buffet now...
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Live from Orzammars Exclusive Diamond quarter studios its late nights with west!
West: errr hey folks! welcome to the show, we've had a small hiatus partly due to fan fic writing and partly due to thorin's valium addiction
Thorin:(shoves a fistfull of pills into his mouth) happy happy faces
Fiona: jeeze dust town really screwed him up
Natanka: meh nobles have soft constitutions
West: well you better read announce the guests then Natanka
Natanka: alright nug humpers listen up! Tonight we have interviews with Ser cauthrien, Isolde and a guy who likes to bungee off the Orzammar commons! real great line up (whispers) not!
Fiona: She has such a way with words she insulting us and i don't even mind
West:anyway its time to meet our first guest! shes Loghains old second likes big swords and long walks on the beach its Ser Cauthrien
(Thunderous applause)
Cauthrien: hail! i am ser Cauthrien knight of Ferelden!
West: wow that is a very nice sword!
Cauthrien: Thankyou Loghain gave it to me as a gift
West: does he often give you....GIfts....
Cauthrien: what are you implying
West:.....hehe nothing..nothing at all.....sooooo....your loghains right hand dudette...do you two ever have sessions for....strategy.....
Cauthrien: yes loghain often invites me to his tent to discuss rearguard movements.....wait a second..... you deliberatley tricked me into making that sound seedy.....
West: okay okay im sorry moving on.....when did you...ya know meet loghain...
Cauthrien: oh i was tending to the family garden when i saw him being attacked by bandits so i helped....
Natanka: bandits attacked teryn loghain...what were they lvl 20
West: DON'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL
Fiona: did the battle with the bandits look anything like this? :
Cauthrien: NO!
West: How come these Heroic meetings always just by chance happen to take place near someones house! i think you paid those bandits!!
Cauthrien: you Dare!! what charges do you have!!
Fiona: how about your loghain poster's on the bedroom wall, or your collection of Loghain's Albums!! or the fact that you always took about how hunkie he is when you drink too much wine!!
West: how do you know all this stuff fiona i thought you lived in denerim with alistair!!
Fiona: Queens can still have girls nights out!!!
Cauthrien: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELLT THEM ABOUT MY ROOM!!!!
Fiona: oh it gets worse she even has The limited edition set of loghain lingerie that was only released after the rebellion!
Natanka: Ancestors and i thought Jarvia was twisted!
Cauthrien: ILL KILL YOU FIONA!!!
(lunges at fiona)
Fiona: (sigh) just like back in high school, she'll tire herself out eventually
Thorin: all the pretty peoples!!!
West:
hehe this is the first girl fight we've had in weeks!!
Thorin: Hey...
....this...valium is wearing off! oh god!!! what about the other guests!!!
(cauthrien swings at fiona, misses and kills the bungee guy cutting him in half)
Natanka: ouch!! now thats one situation he won't be bouncing out of!
Isolde: TEEEAAGGHHHAAANNNN!!!!! I WANT MY INTERVIEW
West: Arrrggghhhh she's like a banshee
Thorin: oh man...i shoulda saved more pills!!!
(cauthrien misses again and decapitates Isolde)
Natanka:errrr i would say cut but errr Cauthrien seems to have beaten me to it hehe
Cauthrien: Stand still you (expletive deleted) im gonna chop your block off
Fiona: You were just like this in grade school when i teased you about that crush you had on paul o'grady
Cauthrien: DON'T MENTION THAT!!!!
Fiona: Granted i kicked him off Fort Drakon during the prom night for making silly faces but you always over react!!!
Cauthrien: well what about your obsession with those Maric posters in Gym class!!!
Fiona: those were high quality!!!
Cauthrien: yeah if you like blondes!!!
Fiona: At least i got some of the Theirin Hotness, Miss unrequited love!!!
Cauthrien: OH I AM SO NOT INVITING YOU TO NEXT YEARS GIRLS WITH SWORDS PAGEANT!!!
Fiona: GOOD I HATE THOSE CHAINMAIL BIKINIS!!!
( The two swords Clash causing an earthquake)
Thorin: oh Ancestors!!!
West: This is worse then the Celene interview
Natanka: Speak for yourself Nug Breath!! All the scared audience are leaving their valuables
West: CUUUTTTT!!!
West: errr hey folks! welcome to the show, we've had a small hiatus partly due to fan fic writing and partly due to thorin's valium addiction
Thorin:(shoves a fistfull of pills into his mouth) happy happy faces
Fiona: jeeze dust town really screwed him up
Natanka: meh nobles have soft constitutions
West: well you better read announce the guests then Natanka
Natanka: alright nug humpers listen up! Tonight we have interviews with Ser cauthrien, Isolde and a guy who likes to bungee off the Orzammar commons! real great line up (whispers) not!
Fiona: She has such a way with words
she insulting us and i don't even mindWest:
anyway its time to meet our first guest! shes Loghains old second likes big swords and long walks on the beach its Ser Cauthrien(Thunderous applause)
Cauthrien: hail! i am ser Cauthrien knight of Ferelden!
West: wow that is a very nice sword!
Cauthrien: Thankyou Loghain gave it to me as a gift
West: does he often give you....GIfts....
Cauthrien: what are you implying
West:
.....hehe nothing..nothing at all.....sooooo....your loghains right hand dudette...do you two ever have sessions for....strategy.....Cauthrien: yes loghain often invites me to his tent to discuss rearguard movements.....wait a second.....
you deliberatley tricked me into making that sound seedy.....West: okay okay im sorry moving on.....when did you...ya know meet loghain...
Cauthrien: oh i was tending to the family garden when i saw him being attacked by bandits so i helped....
Natanka: bandits attacked teryn loghain...what were they lvl 20
West: DON'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL
Fiona: did the battle with the bandits look anything like this? :
Cauthrien: NO!
West: How come these Heroic meetings always just by chance happen to take place near someones house! i think you paid those bandits!!
Cauthrien: you Dare!! what charges do you have!!
Fiona: how about your loghain poster's on the bedroom wall, or your collection of Loghain's Albums!! or the fact that you always took about how hunkie he is when you drink too much wine!!
West: how do you know all this stuff fiona i thought you lived in denerim with alistair!!
Fiona: Queens can still have girls nights out!!!
Cauthrien: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELLT THEM ABOUT MY ROOM!!!!
Fiona: oh it gets worse she even has The limited edition set of loghain lingerie that was only released after the rebellion!
Natanka: Ancestors and i thought Jarvia was twisted!
Cauthrien: ILL KILL YOU FIONA!!!
(lunges at fiona)
Fiona: (sigh) just like back in high school, she'll tire herself out eventually
Thorin: all the pretty peoples!!!
West:
hehe this is the first girl fight we've had in weeks!!Thorin: Hey...
....this...valium is wearing off! oh god!!! what about the other guests!!!(cauthrien swings at fiona, misses and kills the bungee guy cutting him in half)
Natanka: ouch!! now thats one situation he won't be bouncing out of!
Isolde: TEEEAAGGHHHAAANNNN!!!!! I WANT MY INTERVIEW
West:
Arrrggghhhh she's like a banshee Thorin: oh man...i shoulda saved more pills!!!
(cauthrien misses again and decapitates Isolde)
Natanka:errrr i would say cut but errr Cauthrien seems to have beaten me to it hehe
Cauthrien: Stand still you (expletive deleted) im gonna chop your block off
Fiona: You were just like this in grade school when i teased you about that crush you had on paul o'grady
Cauthrien: DON'T MENTION THAT!!!!
Fiona: Granted i kicked him off Fort Drakon during the prom night for making silly faces but you always over react!!!
Cauthrien: well what about your obsession with those Maric posters in Gym class!!!
Fiona: those were high quality!!!
Cauthrien: yeah if you like blondes!!!
Fiona: At least i got some of the Theirin Hotness, Miss unrequited love!!!
Cauthrien: OH I AM SO NOT INVITING YOU TO NEXT YEARS GIRLS WITH SWORDS PAGEANT!!!
Fiona: GOOD I HATE THOSE CHAINMAIL BIKINIS!!!
( The two swords Clash causing an earthquake)
Thorin: oh Ancestors!!!
West: This is worse then the Celene interview
Natanka: Speak for yourself Nug Breath!! All the scared audience are leaving their valuables
West: CUUUTTTT!!!
#242
Posté 24 janvier 2010 - 05:32
amethyst_rose2009
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You had me in tears, West, I was laughing so hard. That was hilarious, especially the part where Fiona is telling everyone about Cauthrien's room. LOL
@ Tallon:
Bring your forks, knives, and nug-cheese! Ooops, I forgot the nug-cheese cart is already there.
@ Tallon:
Bring your forks, knives, and nug-cheese! Ooops, I forgot the nug-cheese cart is already there.
#244
Posté 24 janvier 2010 - 05:34
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Tehehe breaking the fourth wall is always hilarious. Lvl 20 bandits attacking Loghain hehehehe.
#245
Posté 24 janvier 2010 - 01:01
westiex9
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ill never look at cheese quite the same way again lol, at least it served a noble cause by embarassing goldanna.
#246
Posté 25 janvier 2010 - 08:44
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Wow Amethyst, your Teagan show made me laugh so hard I got one of those forgot-to-breathe headaches! I haven't even read any further.
I think I pee'd a little
I think I pee'd a little
#247
Posté 25 janvier 2010 - 08:58
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We at Ferelden TV aim to please. LOL. And with a naked dancing Teagan, how can we go wrong?
And with a naked dancing Teagan, how can we go wrong?
#248
Posté 26 janvier 2010 - 01:43
MarcusDeVarro
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amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
We at Ferelden TV aim to please. LOL.
well if Teagan had a small wee-wee then you could fail
but with u cant with Leliana (shout out)
#249
Posté 26 janvier 2010 - 01:45
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I'm starting to wonder how the dating game would play out in Ferelden...
#250
Posté 26 janvier 2010 - 01:55
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tallon1982 wrote...
I'm starting to wonder how the dating game would play out in Ferelden...
OMG Tallon, that would be so funny.
I can't write game show type questions though, but somebody should do something like that. Could you imagine all of the women wanting to date Teagan? Isolde would be back there with her face obscured but as soon as she yelled "Teagannnn", that would be it. LOL.
