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[MarcusDeVarro]

roflcopter



"TTTTeeeaaagggannnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[tallon1982]

LOL! I could try but I could just see like...Teagan, Zevran and Alistair being used as the choices then PC Warden or some unsuspecting girl having to pick. I mean I could see it now...



"How would you describe your 'experience' in lamp post licking?"



Zevran: Lamp post licking? Is that what you call it now? Well you sexy minx give me some whipped cream with chocolate sauce and I'll show you what I can do with this said lamp post licking.

[amethyst_rose2009]

ROFL!!!  *fans face with hand*  That sounds just like Zev!

[tallon1982]

Just think of Alistair's response...



"Have YOU ever licked a lamp post?" *boyish grin*

[MarcusDeVarro]

*slowly covers face with hands, sighs, then goes to google to begin searching*

[amethyst_rose2009]

Awww, that boyish grin gets me every time.

I think more guys could be on the show.  There are lots of bachelors in Ferelden.  Cullen, Gregoir for the mature ladies, and that tranquil guy Owain's responses would be funny.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Awww, did we run Marcus off?  He could write one for the single Ferelden ladies. 

[MarcusDeVarro]

"bachalor number 2, where do you enjoy spending your time the most?"

"i enjoy the stock room, its familiar"

[NvVanity]

MarcusDeVarro wrote...

"bachalor number 2, where do you enjoy spending your time the most?"
"i enjoy the stock room, its familiar"

Sounds like we have a winner!

[tallon1982]

LMFAO! Nice Marcus



For the girls...I can only imagine Morrigan's reponses... lol

[MarcusDeVarro]

*monotone*

I'm so happy, I've never won anything before in my life

except for cleanest stockroom and at hide-and-seek

[amethyst_rose2009]

LOL, Marcus.  See, Owain could be funny just in the sense he is so unfunny.  Uh....did that make any sense at all?


Edit: Anyway I think I'm going to have Owain on my next show, especially since my nugs became barbeque.  You gotta love Owain.  Blood mages and abominations running around and what does he do?  He cleans the stockroom. 

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 26 janvier 2010 - 02:21 .

[tallon1982]

I'll have to cook something up for this and if Marcus is able to help that would be most welcome lol

[MarcusDeVarro]

"i personally find myself hilarious, have you heard the one about the bar with free drinks"

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tallon and Marcus, you guys could have Loghain on your show too.  Cauthrien of course could be one of the contestants.  And maybe Anora would be in the audience telling everyone that the women aren't good enough for her daddy.  That could be hilarious.

[MarcusDeVarro]

i can hear the audience now

"Jerry, jerry, jerry!"

[amethyst_rose2009]

Announcer: And now time for a Ferelden News Update:   (written by NvVanity and Amethyst)


Drake: So Amethyst, sources tell us there was an.......incident involving nugs and cheese?


Amethyst: Well, Drake *sobs* it all started so beautifully. Leliana and I had this all planned out. There were going to be adorable furry nugs performing all these amazing acrobatic circus acts. It was going to be so wonderful! *sniff*


Leliana: And it did start out so lovely, the nugs in their cute little circus costumes dancing about on the tightrope and swinging high in the air on their little trapeze. *sobs*


Amethyst: But then there was.............Cheese Fries!!!!  *big tears roll down her face as both ladies start bawling their eyes out*


Amethyst and Leliana: Poor, poor nugs!!!! *uncontrollable sobs*


Drake: Yes such a shame, the charts show the nug fatality rate is doubling. Something to do with a new food franchise in Orzammar was it McOghren's or something? Anyways go on.


Leliana: There was this cheese cart, a mabari, and Alistair, and before you know it there are nugs and cheese splattered everywhere.  Zev was in a tizzy about his hair.  Alistair fainted.   And then there was Oghren with his knife and fork!  *glares angrily*


Amethyst: *sobs* The nugs were never seen again. But later there was a huge nug-barbeque down the street! With Fondue!!!!  *big tears stream down her face*


Goldanna: *covered in nug-cheese and mabari-drool* There you are, you little elven b*tch! I'll get you for ruining by best lacy lingerie!


*Goldanna goes into samurai mode and kicks Amethyst in the head, spinning her around into the nearby wall*


Drake: Wow I haven't seen a street wench do that since Spring Break Antiva City 9:97 Blessed Age.


Amethyst: Ooooh, the world is spinning.  Oh, look flying nugs..... *passes out*


Leliana: Nobody hurts my friends!


*Leliana jumps high in the air and does a sharp karate kick into Goldanna's jaw, knocking her to the ground*


Drake: Now I see why Loghain has a fear of Orlesians. This is why we all need to support Teryn Loghain as Regent he shall keep us safe from these crazy Orlesians. So support Teryn Loghain ladies and gentlemen. And you can do that by donating 19 sovereigns and 99 silvers to our charity based out of Lothering (puts hand to ear) whats that? Darkspawn? Destroyed? Never mind, charity is cancelled. 
 

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 26 janvier 2010 - 03:12 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

LOL, Marcus.  I could just see Cauthrien and Anora pulling each other's hair and clawing each other's eyes out. 

[MarcusDeVarro]

lol

cheeze nugs



@Tallon

sure lets do it!

[westiex9]

Drake: Good evening viewers we are coming to you live from orzammar commons where we are interviewing none other then the cast of Late nights with west!

West: Hey Drake Great to have your news network here in our city!

Drake: so i hear the show is a massive hit

Thorin: oh it most certainly is! we are currently number one in the Orzammar broadcasting ratings list! we've even beat craft hour with Gorim!!!

Fiona: errrr....guys what is that!

(a large metal craft lands in the commons with N7 marked on its side)

West: oh this is so breaking the fourth wall!!!

( a tall red haired woman in black N7 armour steps onto the ground with several others)

Jeane Shepard: (thick arizona accent) what the heck this ain't the gawddam citadel!! and the heck are these freaks they sure as hell aint volus but they are still too damn short for ma likin!!!

Fiona: Hey she looks kinda familiar

Drake: hey! do you mind we are trying to have a news hour here!!!

Thorin: oh ancestors!! i have a bad feeling about this!

Fiona: pffffftttt thats just the nug custard you had for lunch

Jeane: Boy's i don't give a turians gizzard where the hell we are!!! these aliens look dangerous hose em down with lead!!!

(Strange devices begin firing)

West: (ducking) i am so getting the craftsmen to put up a sign about the fourth wall!!!!

Thorin: I sure picked the wrong day to quit valium!!

Fiona: hey lady!!!

(Jeane turns to face fiona)

Jeane: What in hells name do you want!!!

Fiona: the only person who gets to ravage cities and destroy episodes is ME!!

Jeane: Bring it on Bright eyes!!!

(The two rush at each other)

Fiona: ill kill you!!!

Jeane: Shut Your pie hole!!!

(from behind cover)

Drake: Well i guess theres a reason we have a fourth wall afterall!! the stuff behind it is damn dangerous!!!

West: Duck!!!

Thorin: TURN THAT CAMERA OFF!!!

(the camera cuts out as a stray bullet kills the camera man)

[MarcusDeVarro]

this is a story about seven strangers

"oh my god look at this place"

picked to live together

"pass the cheeze nugs"

work together and have their lives taped

"What is wrong with you!"

to find out what happens

"Ok, seriously thats dumb"

When people stop being polite

"Your such a F***king B**ch!'

And start getting real

"I live with a bunch of idiots"

The Real World: Ferelden!


comming soon to a televsion near you

[tallon1982]

Ha ha! What's next? Dancing with the Stars?



@Marcus we need to figure something out for the dating game...Like who are the first victims bwahahahahaha

[amethyst_rose2009]

LOL, West.  That was so funny!   We need more ME2 and DA crossovers on this thread.  I've been meaning to write a BG2 and DA crossover for awhile.  If I can stay away from playing ME2 long enough maybe I'll write that later today.


ROFL, Marcus.  That would be a funny show.   Though I really miss your Kocari Wilds show too.

And Tallon, the Dating Game idea would be so hilarious. I can't wait to read it.

[NvVanity]

tallon1982 wrote...

Ha ha! What's next? Dancing with the Stars?

@Marcus we need to figure something out for the dating game...Like who are the first victims bwahahahahaha

Or Ferelden Idol?

And we're back from commercial at tonights Ferelden Idol! Leliana just finished her song and now we see what the judges think!

Duncan: Yo dawg I thought that was really talented.
Loghain: You have to be joking? You think that this Orlesian **** can sing! That was absolutely pathetic! Get the hell of my show!
Anora: I thought it was pretty good....
Loghain: What!? What have you Orlesians done to my daughter! She likes your music!? GUARDS!

Well looks like Leliana won't be on next time. Stay tuned for Sten up next with his single "No".

[MarcusDeVarro]

tallon1982 wrote...

Ha ha! What's next? Dancing with the Stars?

@Marcus we need to figure something out for the dating game...Like who are the first victims bwahahahahaha

hmmmmmm
that seems like a question for the magic 8 ball