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[westiex9]

Live from Orzammar's exclusive Diamond quarter studios its late nights with west!

West: hey folks welcome back! its been a while since our last episode so this is gonna be a good one!

Fiona: West! your back! where have you been? we havn't seen you in days

West: All i can say is that a certain Yeoman is now my favourite person

Fiona: Errr....didn't you tell us in nearly every previous episode not to break the fourth wall

(Fiona points to the giant stone tablet west had built above the studio)

West:pffftttt the amount of times you guys have damaged our universe's fragile barriers im surprised theres any wall left!!

Thorin: Well its nice to have you back in any case

Natanka: meh speak for your self trust fund tommy aeducan! i was gettin used to this place bein peaceful!

West: sooo whats our line up for tonight?

Thorin: errrrr....weeelllll you see the thing about that is errrr.....

Natanka: our writers went on strike and are demanding more basic human rights

West:WHAT!!!! THOSE DOGS!!! BREAD AND WATER NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM

Fiona: ooooo this new angry side is a refreshing change

West: errrr oops i picked the wrong dialogue option blue!! option BLUE!

Thorin:  there you go again breaking the wall

Fiona: soooo anyway we thought we'd go relax in the bar while our hired goons negotiate with the writers

Natanka: their using Barbed whips again?

Fiona: Nah we had those replaced with Diamond mauls....more humane that way

West: but what about the show arn't our viewers going to be annoyed we arn't...you know....broadcasting live interviews!

Fiona: Our viwers are currently being sedated by a slew of interim public channel shows

West: Not the nug juggling hour again!!! i told them to cancel that after that guy got impaled on one!!

Thorin: Actually we had them change the format

Natanka: yeah heck of a change!

West: Dare i ask?

Fiona:Nope you really don't!

(somewhere in a dilapidated public channel studio a sloppy looking dwarf in a dirty vest ushers on the next act)

Broadcaster: errr hey guys errr we know you don't like the writers strike but look...errr we have a new act its a nug juggling Dwarves!

(a nug waddles on stage with a brace of dwarves and begins juggling them with a contented squeek)

Broadcaster: Err see!! look you don't need those fancy OBC programs we have nugs!!!

(Meanwhile back at Late nights studio in a maintanance room)

Janitor #1: Ever since that new game came out this shows been gettin real sloppy

Janitor#2: You said it man! all these references to fourth walls and other shows! what is this family guy!!

Janitor#1: shut your pie hole floyd! wanna get us sued!!

Janitor#2: alright jeeze im just sayin!!

Janitor#1: yeah well listen up! i got a sweet new job lined up in case this one falls through

Janitor#2: Oh really and given our history of mayhem and bloody cleanups what would this "Sweet job" be

Janitor#1: eh its some job in another dimension some ship called the normandy should be real quiet

Janitor#2: didn't you get the memo about fourth wall breakages!! besides how can you get a job in another dimension your a janitor!!!

Janitor#1: pffttt what you never heard of outsourcing!!even people in the future need someone to polish the toilet!
 
Janitor#2: lets just hope they don't make us use our tongues this time

janitor#1: what!!!???  i have never used my tongue to clean a toilet!

Janitor#2: b-b-but that red headed girl Fiona said we had to use our tongues because it was company policy

Janitor#1: floyd you should have stayed in kansas!

(Kansas)

Habren: i only ever travel around in a golden carriage!!! daddy only buys me the prettiest orlesian silks!! why arnt you looking at me!!!! 

Andraste: you know hun im starting to think you were right about those mortal bastards

Maker: Damn straight!! they've broken this wall enough times to get us all sued

(a booming voice fills the air)

THE ALLMIGHTY EDITOR: ENOUGH WITH THIS STUPID PREMISE!!!CUTTTTTT!!!!!

Modifié par westiex9, 31 janvier 2010 - 01:57 .

[MarcusDeVarro]

*Cheesy intro music plays*

Marcus: Welcome guys and gals to the 1st ever episode of the Ferelden Dating Game. I’m your host MarcusDeVarro and with me the lovely Tallon1982. We’ve got our lovely contestant, Anora, here to quiz our lucky bachelors to see if they have what it takes to win her affection! Please Anora, read the first question.

Anora: This is to all the guys *clears throat* Can you fit my daddy's armor?
Zevran: I can fit in more than the armor my dear. *raises one eyebrow and smirks giving her "the look"*
Sten: Indeed
Teagan: *shakes in fear*

Anora: Do you hate Orlesians?
Zevran: hate is such a powerful word. why don't we dicuss it in my dressing room...alone
Teagan: ...They rather...what's the word? Seductive?
Sten: What's the point of these questions?

Marcus: um well Sten, these questions are to find out if you have what it takes to win Anora's heart
*whispers to self* of whatever is kept in that empty space
Teagan: Hold up a second...We're trying to win Anora's heart? Well I've had worse
Anora: *hands on hips* What’s that supposed to mean?
Teagan: *coughs*
Zevran: Why waste time with such men when you can have me? Come, let me treat you to one of my famous massages. You look so tense
Marcus: *facepalm* sigh
Sten: *crosses arms*

Anora: I don't need a bloody massage! *glares*
Marcus: *adjusts bowtie* ugh stupid bowtie, Tallon whats the next question?
Tallon: Um... If I was a cookie what type would I be and why?

Cullen: um...a sugar cookie I guess, cuz its sweet and so are you….
Sten: Cookies?! Where!?
Zevran: hmm a cookie eh, I believe I would be a snicker doodle
Anora: So I'm sweet or spicy? Hm...

Tallon: *mutters* More like ****y but who's counting?
Marcus: shh...quiet or she'll have us both killed, and frankly I like living. ok Anora, please read the next question

Anora: this is for bachelor #1, if we were to wed and had children would you work and let me stay at home or would I be allowed to work as well?
Cullen: um well no,
Anora: oh so just because im a woman I cant work
Cullen: no nononono that’s not what I ment, I ment to say yes
Anora: oh so your gonna make me work just after I had a child?!
Cullen: I...uh I um...
Zevran: *laughs*
Sten: ........
Marcus: Makers Breath...

Tallon: Andraste's flaming sword woman!
Anora: What? I can't have an opinion?
Tallon: Leave Cullen alone! I swear you're banging your handmaid considering how you are with your questions...

Zevran: Ooo the plot thickens...Perhaps I can change her mind?
Sten: .....
Teagan: Maker help us...
Cullen: I need my lyrium...

Marcus: ok everyone lets just calm down, deep breaths, lets have the next question
Anora: Very well...Bachelor #3...If you wanted to send my flowers what would you send and why?

Tallon: *snickers and whispers to Marcus* Black roses...to match her heart...
Marcus: *folds arms looks sideways at Tallon* "If I wouldn’t know any better id say your jealous of Anora"
Tallon: *scoffs* Me? Jealous of blondie over there? Ha! She's being tortured not me. I like being on the sidelines acting as peanut gallery. Don't tell me you wanted to be a contestant...Think you can melt her heart? You'd have better chances with Flemeth.

Zevran: Just one flower...A beautiful rose that is the color of the blush in your soft cheeks...The real question though is what would I do with such a rose.

Sten: I was told there would be cake...the cake is a lie...
Marcus: please I wouldn’t waste my time with her, now Leliana, that’s different.

Cullen: I wrote you a poem, my lady

Teagen: um I'm not sure I should be here
Lady Isolde: TEEEEEEEEAGAN!

Tallon: Security!

Cullen: I just want to read my poem! Is that too much to ask!?

Marcus: Maker! how'd she get in here? I thought we got that restraining order?!
Teagon: Please you must protect me! She is insane

*rings a bell* Oh Shaaaaaaaaaaaale

Shale: It calls? What now?

*points at Isolde* Squish please?

Marcus: Tallon...
Tallon: What? I'm exercising aggressive negotiations with Lady Isolde... *impish grin* Next question?

Marcus:*sigh* alright Anora please
Anora: this question is for all the bachelors, If I weren't to become queen *high pitched laughter* what job would I be best suited for?

Zevran: What job wouldn't you be good for my saucy minx?
Sten: Making me cake...And cookies...
Teagan: Why am I here again?
Cullen: Um helping me with my addictions?

Marcus: why is teagan here anyway?
Tallon: Eye candy?

Marcus: Of course *shakes head*
Well Anora you have one more question then you get to pick your lucky bachelor

Anora: Very well...Do you think my daddy was a traitor?
Marcus: oh boy
Zevran: Traitor is such a strong word...
Cullen: um...I don’t leave the tower to much so....
Teagan: yes
Sten: I have no opinion

Tallon: So are you ready to pick your next victim erm I mean date, Anora?
Anora: *glares at Tallon then taps her chin in deep thought* Well...
Tallon: *gestures for the Jeopardy music despite it being the Dating Game*
Anora; Har har...So not funny...I choose...
Tallon: Will you just hurry up?

Zevran: You know I'm the best...I mean your father hired me after all
Teagan: Didn't you fail?
Sten: Yes.
Cullen: I wonder what that pretty mage is up to...

Marcus: Hush Tallon just let her choose, gah...
well Anora who do you choose?

Tallon: Fine but if she pulls out some weird pokeball out of her skirt I'm letting Shale squish her.

Anora: *points at Cullen*

Tallon: Why do I suddenly hear taps playing?

Marcus: be nice this is a happy time, for us not for Cullen. thank goodness I had my armor cleaned here look I’ll show you
*rips off tux in a superman way only to revel he’s naked*
S**t! wrong suit
*covers himself with his hands and runs off stage*

Tallon: Well that was not expected...

Anora: OMG! *chases after Marcus* wait for meeeeee!

*Tallon smiles weakly, gesturing for the camera to cut*

*screen goes black and says “we are experiencing some technical difficulties”*

[Sialater]

ROTFLMAO!

[amethyst_rose2009]

ROFL!  You guys had me in tears, I was laughing so hard!  Poor Cullen.......poor Marcus!   That was hilarious, Marcus and Tallon.   


Oh and West, your last show was too funny!  I'm sorry I'm just now getting a chance to read it.  I blame it on my ME2 addiction, LOL.

[tallon1982]

This is what happens when you combine sugar, caffeine and a lack of sleep lmao. We'll have to cook up something else now lol.

[MarcusDeVarro]

tallon1982 wrote...

This is what happens when you combine sugar, caffeine and a lack of sleep lmao. We'll have to cook up something else now lol.

dnt forget the booze
everythings better with booze

[tallon1982]

Like I'd forget that? Ha!

[NvVanity]

That was almost too excellent! Yes there is such a thing. Keep up the good work.

Live from our other studio in Denerim! This is Ferelden News Network!

Drake: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I'm Drake Envus.
Niara: And i'm Niara.
Drake: Yes and today we have a shocking development! Teryn Loghain Mac Tir current Regent of Queen Anora has reported his men have captured the pesky Grey Wardens that have been causing trouble all over Ferelden. We go live to Hal Blister outside of the Palace. What can you tell us Hal?

Hal: Well Drake one of Loghain's men by the name Ser Cauthrien.
Cauthrien: Ahem! I'm a woman!
Hal: Do you mind lady i'm trying to do a news report! Anyways Ser Cauthrien's men have captured the Grey Warden suspects and they currently are in trial. However there seems to be a problem.
Drake: What is it Hal?
Hal: Well intelligence reports that it's one Grey Warden and the alleged son of Maric Alistair. Well we have six suspects. I'm forwarding their dossiers via Lyrium.

Name: Aedan Cousland
Race: Human
Height: 5'11
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Black
Description: Son of former Teryn of Highever. Has somewhat long messy hair, good complexion, enjoys long walks on the beach with his mabari, fancies elven women.
Offenses: Treason, Plan to Commit Treason, Regicide, Resisting Arrest, Racism Against Dwarves, Elf Molestation (x4), Insulted Arl Rendon Howe and Teryn Loghain, Animal Abuse, Consorting with Orlesians.

Name: Faren Brosca
Race: Dwarf
Height: 4'5
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Description: Casteless mark on right cheek and tattoo across forehead. Braided moustache and very devilishly handsome beard.
Offenses: Treason, Plan to Commit Treason, Being Casteless, Being Casteless and Possessing Weapons, Being Casteless and Participating in The Proving, Being Casteless and Avoiding Punishment, Being Casteless and Being in the Carta.

Name: Duran Aeducan
Race: Dwarf
Height: 4'5
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Description: short black hair and a fair face. No beard though, odd.
Offenses: Regicide, Fratricide, Beardless, Treason, Plan to Commit Treason, Insulting Bhelen's Fashion Sense, Failure to Appreciate Trian's Beard, Failure to Appreciate Bhelen's Beard, Failure to Appreciate King Endrin's Beard, Failure to Appreciate Duncan's Beard, Failure to Appreciate Lord Harrowmont's Beard, Failure to Appreciate the Idea of Appreciating Beards.

Name: Daylen Amell
Race: Human
Height: 5'10
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Black
Description: Black long hair, deep green eyes, voted most attractive Circle Mage.
Offenses: Treason, Plan to Commit Treason, Assisting an Apostate, Assisting a Maleificar, Flirtation with Templar Staff, Breaking Various Rules of the Circle, Being a Libertarian, Theft, Failure to Appreciate Irving's Beard.

Name: Darrian Tabris
Race: Elf
Height: 5'6
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Black
Description: Pointy ears, short black hair, green eyes.
Offenses: Treason, Plan to Commit Treason, Possession of Weapons, Murder, Murder of Arl of Denerim's Son, Being an Elf, Failure to Obey Human Overlords.

Name: Theron Mahariel
Race: Elf
Height: 5'6
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Description: Pointy eared, tree hugging lunatic.
Offenses: Treason, Plan to Commit Treason, Bestiality (x29), Assault, Murder, Multiple Drug Offenses (Smoking Elf Root x18), Disturbing Creepy Mirrors, Failure to Obey Human Overlords, Being an Elf, Vagrancy, Being a Tree Hugging Nomadic Elf.

Drake: Dear god! Any of them could be the Warden. They're all so dangerous!
Niara: And they're all guys!
Drake: Yes we should throw sexism on the charges for all of them as well!
Meanwhile.....
Neria Surana: Hahaha No one thought the girl elf mage was involved! Everyone knows breaking into the phylactery storage was a four man job! I am on a roll.
Gregoir: What was that?
Neria: Nothing!
Gregoir: Good. Cullen get your nose out of that lyrium dust!
Cullen: SORRY!
Back at the studio.
Drake: According to our information they're all being held in Fort Drakon until tomorrow. Tune in next time for their trials. Thank you and good night!

[MarcusDeVarro]

gah! criminals!

[amethyst_rose2009]

ROFL, Nv!    Cullen caught sniffing lyrium dust, LOL!

[Sialater]

LMAO, this I gotta see!

[NvVanity]

 Live from the Royal Palace in Denerim this is Ferelden News Network.
Drake: Good afternoon i'm Drake Envus and i'm broadcasting right from the royal palace. Might I say that the new drapes look excellent on the windows. Today is our first day of the trial's coverage and first up is Aedan Cousland. What information do we have on him you ask? Well we Niara make yourself useful and fill the people in.Niara: Aedan Cousland is a bad, bad man. To prove it we have this interview from a while ago with Han Steward of The West Hills.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Date: 9: 29 DA, 11 pm. Location: Stewards studio.Steward: Tonight! King Maric leaving to sail the sea. Uh oh here comes the trouble! And Teryn Loghain's personal family matters uncovered. Tonights special guest is Aedan and Fergus Cousland! Welcome to the Daily Show with Han Steward!Stewards theme song plays with a map of Ferelden with the current date being zoomed in.
Drake: Sorry to interrupt but we don't have the time to show a full episode of Steward's crap. He insults us real reporters with his satire fast forward to the interview!
Steward: Well it's been a while but I finally got the two Cousland bro's on my show. Now tonights questions. Tell me about yourselves.Fergus: Well i'm Fergus.Aedan: And i'm Aedan.Steward: Figures.Fergus: And we're happy to be here.Steward: Glad to hear it! Now I understand you two travel to Val Royeaux a lot. Why?Fergus: To get some wenches and ale. For our men. Definitely not spring break. I'm getting married anyways.Steward: Really? I was there once with my roommate and former correspondent from the University of Jader. Oh that Drake did some pretty crazy things. One time he....
Drake: FASTFORWARD! NOW!
Steward: Dranktoomuchandthoughtthismabariwasempress'sceleneshandmaidandprocededtomakeoutwithit.
Drake: FASTER!
Aedan: Hahaha! So you went to Jader for university?Steward: Yep. Ferelden doesn't have much in terms of education. The Phoenix Report and Late Night with Obronen have all done specials on it maybe I should?Aedan: I don't know you can't beat Obronen. Remember when Bann Leno tried to steal his show?Fergus: That was the bloodiest comedy sketch I ever saw.Steward: Indeed it was. Now Aedan this is directed at you. From what your men say you like to spend most of your time in the Alienage and there have been increasing numbers of human babies being born with elven mothers. You wouldn't happen to be an elf fancier would you?Aedan: Me of course not! Next question.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Drake: What an evil man. Raping elves. Pfft Arl Urien and his son Vaughn of Denerim would never let something like that happen.Niara: They died.Drake: Then's who's the new Arl?Niara: Howe.Drake: But the sheet says he's the Arl of Amaranthine.Hal: Mine says he's the Teryn of Highever.Shane: Mine says Overlord of the Universe.Drake: Didn't I fire you?Shane: I was rehired.Drake: By who?Shane: The producer.Drake: Damn! Anyways we're going live to the trial!
Teryn Loghain: The trial has been called to order! This man Aedan Cousland is accused of being a Grey Warden, numerous counts of treason, and having an elf fetish! How do you plead?Zevran: My client pleads he is innocent and very sexy.Bann Ceorlic: Objection! Antivan Crow's can't be lawyers!
Zevran: They can in Antiva!
Arl Bryland: I say let him be the lawyer what harm can he do?
Bann Sighard: I agree Dragon's Peak supports the gay elf lawyer!
Zevran: I'm not gay.
Bann Sighard: Dragon's Peak supports the bi-curious elf!
Arl Howe: Denerim, Amaranthine, and Highever vote against the lawyer.
Bann Alfstanna: You can't have three votes!
Arl Howe: I can when I have three different titles.
Bann Wulffe: He can ya know. It says so in the constitution.
Bann Reginalda: We have a constitution? I was unaware. Is there anything about hiring assassins and Wardens to kill another other Arl's men when they kidnap your son?
Bann Wulffe: No why?
Bann Reginalda: No reason. Just checking.
Teryn Loghain: CAN WE FINISH THE VOTE?
Bann Teagan: Rainesfere and Redcliffe support the elf!
Bann Ceorlic: Rainesfere? Never heard of it. I don't even see half of the towns on the map anyways. 
Teryn Loghain: You can't vote for Redcliffe!
Bann Teagan: Yes I can with the Arlessa's permission while Eamon is sick.
Teryn Loghain: But it's Isolde!
Bann Teagan: So?
Teryn Loghain: All in favor of agreeing Arlessa Isolde is a ****?
Everyone (except Teagan): Aye!
Teryn Loghain: Then it's settled you don't get to vote. What's the tally?
Arl Howe: My three plus Ceorlics plus yours equals five against five. It's a draw.
Teryn Loghain: Crap. Ugh Anora what do you vote!
Anora (locked in tower): What!?
Teryn Loghain: I SAID WHO DO YOU VOTE FOR?
Anora: THE ELF STAYS!
Teryn Loghain: THANK YOU! Wait crap. Fine he stays. Present your case.
Zevran: Ahem! My Bann's and Arl's this very sexy man Aedan is by no means guilty and is rather dashing don't you say?
Bann Alfstanna: Oh he is dreamy. But I prefer Teagan.
Bann Teagan: 
Zevran: Anyways how could he the son of the Teryn of Highever ever commit treason?
Arl Howe: Objection! He's not the son of the Teryn of Highever.
Aedan: And just how did they die then Howe?
Arl Howe: I remember it like it was yesterday. We we're discussing the plans to ride to Ostagar when you went off to the kitchen to get drunk. Later that night your father by accident tripped and impaled himself on a sword, your brothers wife and son both bumped into each other, and were impaled on my mens swords who were guarding them, you woke up with a hangover and an elf in bed when she opened the door naked. We told her to put some clothes on and she slipped on a bottle of ale and impaled herself on an arrow, you were hungover and began attacking us thinking we were here to steal your underpants. I have over a hundred guards willing to support my statement.
Aedan: That's not what happened!
Teryn Loghain: What happened to the guards and his mother?
Arl Howe: Well, his friend Ser Gilmore is a deep mushroom addict was was lighting them up in the guards quarters. The smoke caused all of the guards to hallucinate and they thought we were demons and attacked. We fought back in self defense. His mother Teryness Cousland took him down to the pantry to give him some medication where they found Bryce Cousland who had managed to survive his horrible accident. However Aedan stumbled out through the secret entrance with that bad influence of a Grey Warden and his parents were both crushed by a warhammer that happened to be positioned right next to them. And that's how it happened.
Aedan: That is a load of horse crap.
Bann Ceorlic: OBJECTION! I've never seen a horse before! They don't exist he's lying!
Everyone gasps.
Terynn Loghain: Then I hear by order Aedan Cousland to be put in Fort Drakon's jail until the other suspects are tried. Then he will be punished. Court dismissed!
Zevran: Oh well I tried.
Aedan: You are the worse lawyer ever.
Zevran: You should see Oghren try to do it.

[tallon1982]

How Oghren really met Felsi a re-enactment!


*It’s late at Tapsters….*

Oghren: Sodding woman left me…And took the whole sodding house with her!

Gorim: It could be worse.

Oghren: True but…I can’t understand why Branka left me here. I’d be useful to her but no…She left me here like some good little housedwarf… *guzzles down the dwarven ale*

Gorim: Well I’d rather have your problems than what I got…At least you have a wife.

Oghren: *laughs* Trust me. You don’t want one. Women are only good for two things…Getting your ale and you can figure out the other on your own. Besides…Isn’t someone greasing your bronto already?

Gorim: Uh…*grabs the ale and chugs it down*

Oghren: Heheheh *spots Felsi coming in and grins* Well hello bronto greaser… *attempts to fix his beard and hair a bit then looks at Gorim* She’s lost that loving feeling…

Gorim: *raises his brow then looks at Felsi then back to Oghren* She’s lo…No she hasn’t…

Oghren: *scoots out of the booth* Yes, she has.

Gorim: She’s not lost that lo…*gets cut off*

Oghren: Gorim, she’s lost it, man. *hurries over to the bar where Felsi is about to sit*

Gorim: Come on! *sighs and mutters to himself* Aw ****e…I hate it when she does that…

*Oghren waits until Felsi is turned away to order her ale when he taps her shoulder*

Oghren: Hey excuse me miss?

Felsi: Huh?

Gorim: *interferes* Hey! Hey! *to Felsi* Don’t worry I’ll take care of this.

*The duo starts their little gig*

Oghren: *singing* You never lose your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.

Gorim: *singing* There’s no tenderness like before in your fingertips.

Oghren: *still singing* You’re trying hard not to show it…

*All drunks in the bar start to sing with them* Baby!

All in the bar: But baby believe me I know it! You lost that loving feeling! Whoa that loving feeling! You lost that loving feeling now it’s gone, gone, gone…whoa whoa whoa…

Felsi: *blushing and nods to Oghren* Sit down you thunderhumper.

Oghren: *grins and pats Gorim* And that’s how you do it.

Gorim: *shakes his head*

[amethyst_rose2009]

*spits drink at computer* ROFL, Tallon! Oghren and Gorim doing karaoke, LOL.   I could just see Oghren singing that.




Nv, that was hilarious!  I love Howe's explanation of what happened that night in Highever.  Yeah riggghhht, Howe. LOL.  

[tallon1982]

I was fiddling around with my itunes and just thought about it suddenly lol. So it dawned on me that Oghren could sing that song so I just went for it lol

[tallon1982]

Okay this is a parody of an Evanscence song called Lithium...you can guess where this is going...teehee :innocent:
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Ferelden Idol Audtions: Cullen

*Cullen comes on the tiny stage then sits at the piano looking rather nervous*

Cullen: Uh…Just have this song I kinda made up…Hope you like it…

*Starts to tickle the ivories and sings*

Cullen:
Lyrium, don't want to lock me up inside.
Lyrium, don't want to forget how it feels without...
Lyrium, I want to stay in love with my sorrow.
Oh, but Maker, I want to let it go.

Come to bed, don't make me sleep alone.
Couldn't hide the emptiness, you let it show.
Never wanted it to be so cold.
Just didn't drink enough to say you love me.

I can't hold on to me,
Wonder what's wrong with me.

Lyrium, don't want to lock me up inside.
Lyrium, don't want to forget how it feels without...
Lyrium, I want to stay in love with my sorrow.

Don't want to let it lay me down this time.
Drown my will to fly.
Here in the darkness I know myself.
Can't break free until I let it go.
Let me go.

Darling, I forgive you after all.
Anything is better than to be alone.
And in the end I guess I had to fall.
Always find my place among the ashes.

I can't hold on to me,
Wonder what's wrong with me.

Lyrium, don't want to lock me up inside.
Lyrium, don't want to forget how it feels without...
Lyrium, ...stay in love with my sorrow.
I'm gonna let it go..

Simon: You seriously need help…

Cullen: *sobbing* I can’t help it man! They dangled the mage in front of me then made me take that Lyrium! What is a templar to do?! For the love of all that’s good and holy just let me have what I want! *starts to trash the stage in his Lyrium rage!*

*Simon gestures to cut to commercial*

[Sialater]

I can never watch Top Gun the same way again.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Omg, poor Cullen!  *falls in floor laughing*  Too funny!    You just gotta feel for those poor templars.  Ali made it out just in time.

[tallon1982]

@ Sia

@ Am - I could so do another one too. It's sad that I can probably do several of these as an MTV thing lmao. I keep snickering when I hear that song Lithium now.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tallon, I wish you would.  These are so funny.  We should think of songs that remind us of our favorite characters from DA.  I'm almost afraid to ask what Ali's would be.....

I need to write one of my shows this weekend.  I've been so busy with ME2 and my art (which is very time-consuming) that I've not written anything in awhile.  I've got a really funny idea for a BG2 / DA crossover that would be hilarious.  I'll try to get that written tomorrow if I can tear myself away from Thane and his sexy bug eyes long enough.

[tallon1982]

I'll come up with another duet next...But I won't say who and what song just to keep the suspense lol

EDIT:

Alistair's song...I forget who posted it up but...I just can't wait to be King comes to mind...With loads of sarcasm.

Modifié par tallon1982, 06 février 2010 - 02:34 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

On one of my earlier posts I had Teagan stripteasing and singing Prince's "Kiss".  LOL.  You just know Teagan would be into sexy songs.  

[amethyst_rose2009]

Awww, that would be so cute!  Ali singing Disney songs.    And it would be appropriate despite the fact that he complains the whole time about being king, you know he secretly wants to, LOL.

[tallon1982]

LOL I remember reading that! Hm...Teagan...I'm thinking something Rod Stewart...

[amethyst_rose2009]

OMG, that would be hilarious. I can think of a few Rod Stewart songs that would be perfect for Teagan.  Of course Isolde would be screaming Teaaaagaaannnn in the audience, LOL.