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[tallon1982]

That's why Shale is the bouncer...Squish! Bwahahahahahaha!

[tallon1982]

Okay I lied about the next one being a duet...This just was much more amusing to me...


*A dirty looking hobo busts open the doors and comes onto the stage then tosses off his robe to reveal Maric the former King of Ferelden supposedly lost at sea*

Maric: I’m here to audition…

Simon: We’re waiting…*annoyed*

*Maric clears his throat then has at it*

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sweep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

*lot of hip shaking and badassness going on here by Maric*

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy’s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
“Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!”

One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

I hear the Denerim bells a ringing
Orlesian Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can’t explain
Once you go there was never, never an honest word
That was when I ruled the world

It was the wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in.
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn’t believe what I’d become
Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be king?

I hear the Denerim bells a ringing
Orlesian Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can’t explain
I know the Maker will call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

*a choir really joins Maric and he gets some massive support from the crowd*

Ohh ohh ohhh, Ohh ohh ohhh,
Ohh ohh ohhh, Ohh ohh ohhh,
Ohh ohh ohhh,
I hear the Denerim bells a ringing
Ohh ohh ohhh,Ohh ohh ohhh,
Orlesian Cavalry choirs are singing
Ohh ohh ohhh, Ohh ohh ohhh,
Be my mirror my sword and shield
Ohh ohh ohhh, Ohh ohh ohhh,
My missionaries in a foreign field
Ohh ohh ohhh, Ohh ohh ohhh,
For some reason I can’t explain
Ohh ohh ohhh,Ohh ohh ohhh,
I know the Maker will call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

*All single and married women are going nuts for Maric…especially Elven ones*

Simon: You move onto the next round…
Maric: *grins* It's good to be the King...erm well former King.

[MarcusDeVarro]

omg

[westiex9]

Live from Orzammars exclusive Diamond Quarter studio's its late nights with west!

West: hey welcome to the show folks! tonight we have one hell of a line up planned! fill em in Thorin!

Thorin: tonight we have an interview with a man who thinks his diet is the key to keeping thin, we will meet a mage who prefers the open road and Lady Landra makes an appearance!

Fiona: well lets get started then!

Natanka: pfffttt the sooner we get this sorry excuse for a show over and done with the sooner i can go take a nap

West: Our first guest cannot be with us in person tonight and is instead calling the studio live!!

(phone rings and west answers)

Caller: errr hey guys this is errr....Archie..

West: hey archie! we hear you have a new diet programme!

Archie: yesss....it is a visionary plan...and with this...Diet....i will change the world!

Fiona: hmmmm this sounds odd(whispers) and ive heard of the all nug diet

West: care to elaborate archie?

Archie:Cartainly west, for too long the surface dwellers have grown fat.flabby and smoot skinned with their typical diets.. this is a flaw and must be rectified....which is why i recommend we all immediatley move to my new programme

Natanka: Which is ?

Archie: Dark spawn!! thats right, Ichor smoothies, Grilled broodmother cheese and best of all Hurlock surprise!!

West: What the heck!!!

Thorin:

Natanka:  thats the most revolting idea ive ever heard and i grew up in dust town!!

Fiona: Whats in the surprise?

Archie: glad you asked Fiona the surprise contains six (deemed too shocking for television)

Thorin: The horror.......

West: Are you crazy darkspawn are toxic!! anyone who eats or drinks them turns into a ghoul!

Archie: ever seen a skinny ghoul?

Fiona: he's just some crank caller from amaranthine! those guys love sick jokes which only a bunch that spawned rendon howe would find funny!

(West hangs up)

West: well that was errrr...... weird...well our next guest is ready folks! welcome Anders!!

Anders: please tell me you don't have templar viewers!!

Fiona: Oooooo don't tell me...you snuck out of the tower to come to our show....i love a bad boy

Natanka: Don't look now lil miss kickboot your husbands coming 

Fiona: Ali! where!

Natanka Ha gotcha

(Fiona Thumps natanka)

Ander: errr anyway yeah i snuck out! templars are sloppy! so what?

West: so you've escaped from the circle seven times?

Anders: yeah i even dressed up in drag and pretended to be  Queen Anora once

Fiona: Did it work

Anders: they saluted and let me out!

West: so why do you keep trying to escape?

Anders: we mages are caged our whole lives in the tower! and the girls their are real snooty and never wear short skirts whats a magus to do! and then theres the Templars always watching! ever wondered why theirs so much condensation on their visors!! just ask the ones guarding the girls dorms!!

Thorin: thats....disturbing

West: so one last quest....

(Templars break in led by a female leader)

Female Templar: There he is Get him!!!

Anders: oh boy!! gotta run!! youll never catch me bucket heads!!!

(runs off down the hall)

West: (facepalm) one interview without a death or an interruption thats all i ask dear maker!!!

Natanka: somethin tells me he ain't listening or he really likes the show the way it is

West:....anyway....Get ready to meet lady landra!!

(lady landra walks in to cheers)

Landra: hello all! wonderful to be on your program

Fiona: Woah! major plot hole here! you died at Castle Cousland me and mother found your corpse!!

Landra: What? no i wasn't dead! me and your mother did a few shots and i woke up the following morning to find the castle destroyed and everyone dead!!

Fiona: Someone that makes sense with you!

Landra: oh but i see you've done well dearie, married to a king and on your own show

Thorin: Its not...HER...Show

Landra: So as much as i love your new husband i was wondering if you wouldnt reconsider marrying my Dairren

Fiona: He's dead i saw him get a blade in the neck!!

Landra: oh but look i had him fixed up good as new!!

(shows the crowd a pale corpse of Dairren with stitches on its neck and buzzing flies)

Landra: See Good as new!

Fiona: Im Not marrying your corpse son!

Landra: oh come now don't be unreasonable

Fiona: His Heads Leaking!

Landra: But think of all the uses he could have

Fiona: Name one

Natanka: Door mat  hehe

Landra: i insist you marry him! i paid a lot of money for that necromancer!!

Fiona: its not going to happen

Landra: Don't make me force you!!!

Fiona: Wrong choice of words Time for you to go!

(Fiona Kicks landra out the window into the lava pools below)

West: DAMN IT THOSE WHERE NEW!!!!

Janitor#1 :Better get the mop

Janitor#2: we shoulda taken that job on the normandy

West:(calmly points to a massive sign with the engraved words DONT BREAK THE WALL)

Thorin: CUT!!! AND SOMEBODY SHIFT THIS CORPSE THE NUGS ARE STARTING TO EAT IT!!!!

[tallon1982]

I just had an evil idea if anyone can pull this off but...considering the time of year it is Girl Scout Cookie time...What would Sten do? -eg-

[NvVanity]

tallon1982 wrote...

I just had an evil idea if anyone can pull this off but...considering the time of year it is Girl Scout Cookie time...What would Sten do? -eg-

Murder.

[westiex9]

tallon1982 wrote...

I just had an evil idea if anyone can pull this off but...considering the time of year it is Girl Scout Cookie time...What would Sten do? -eg-

With your blessing tallon i shall attempt to write this scenario

Girl scout cookie time:The Sten Incident

Girl scout leader: (knocks on the door) Excuse me mister!!(knocking) HEY MISTER

Sten: Parshara!!! what is it!

Girl Scout leader: We represent the Denerim Girl scouts club and we were wondering if you would like to buy....

Sten: Parshara! your human goods are shoddy and materialistic you have....NOTHING....i want or desire

Girl scout: But these are some of the best cookies in ferelden....are you sure you don't want to try one

Sten:Did you say  Cookies?

Girl Scout Leader:  yep only five sovereigns a pack!
 
Sten: Hmmmm that seems a rather steep price.....

Girl Scout: but look how many you get in one pack!

(opens box)

Sten: and you all carry several packs correct?

Girl scout leader: Thats right mister! each denerim scout carries six 100 pack boxes

Sten: i have....decided....gather your freinds in the hovel and i shall reward you with as many sovereigns as you can carry....hurry back i cannot wait long....i MUST HAVE THOSE COOKIES!!!

Girl scout leader: Errr ok...mister ill go get the rest of the girls...

(Minutes later in the Hovel)

Girl scout leader: Okay i brought my freinds! hey mister where are you!!

(sten rushes out wielding  asala)

Sten: KATARA BAS!!!!!

(minutes later)

Sten: Good dog eat fast! no one must ever know!


(About an hour later a knock is heard)

Sten: Vashedan!!!

The warden: Hello? Sten? im back! ( looking down) hey where did all these cookie boxes come from! and why are all these bloodied scout badges on my floor!!!!


Sten: Darkspawn attack...tragic...no...survivors(looks at Rabbit and whispers) Say nothing and you shall have all the bones you could ever wish for!

Warden: Reallly? Darkspawn attack girl scouts!!

Sten: indeed...now i must...go to my room...to meditate

Warden: what are you doing with those boxes!

Sten: These? errrr....Decadent filth...offensive to my qunari morals...i will..destroy them....(half-heartedly) Ataash Qunari(runs off)

Warden: Hey what about my floor!!....(sigh) oh well at least he said he was destroying those boxes

(upstairs)

Sten: (guzzling cookies) YES.....nom nom nom....YES!!!!....COMPLETION!!!!!......boxes will run out soon.....Will have to find more scouts....MUST HAVE MORE!!!!



 

Modifié par westiex9, 07 février 2010 - 06:33 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

*spits drink at screen* ROFL, West!  Sten's a bad, bad boy! LOL.  I feel horrible for laughing about what happened to the girl scouts though. 

[tallon1982]

LMFAO! Oh that's just awesome

[westiex9]

i get the feeling denerims girl scout population is going to take a sharp drop lol

[TanithAeyrs]

westiex9 wrote...

i get the feeling denerims girl scout population is going to take a sharp drop lol

Particularly if they carry Samoas or Thin mints

[tallon1982]

Sten just needs to hit up the factory bwahahahaha

[amethyst_rose2009]

Announcer:  And now after a brief delay caused by some alien-loving in ME2 we are back with the Amethyst Show!

*Silly lounge music plays as the camera pans to Amethyst who is sporting a black eye and is holding an icepack to her head*

Amethyst: Um..........where am I?  Um.......who am I?

Alistair:   You......don't remember anything?

Zevran: Yeah, I saw your sister give her a good kick in the head after that whole nug incident on our last show.  Tsk, tsk, unfortunate that.

Alistair: Ahhh, nugs!!!!!  *screams like a little girl and hides under the desk*

Leliana: *comes out wearing full Samurai costume with a panda*  Nobody hurts my friends!  *glares through the audience*  I kicked Goldanna's butt once and I can do it again.  Where is that b*tch anyway?

Zevran: Calm down, you saucy Orlesian Samurai.  I was merely mentioning Alistair's unfortunate relative.  She is not here as far as I know, but you are welcome to search through the audience if you wish. Not that anyone would dare try to stop you with your 500-pound pet.

Panda: *licks the terrified Alistair in the face*

Alistair: Ahhh, get back you wretched creature!  Ugh, animals!  Who needs them?!

Faithful Mabari: *whines and gives Ali sad puppy dog eyes*

Alistair: Oh, don't give me that.  I'm the only one who can get away with that look. *rolls eyes*

Amethyst: Oh what a cute puppy!  Can I keep him?

Zevran: You mean Alistair or the mabari?  Nevertheless they are both already yours, my dear amnesia-ridden warden.
Anyway since our host has lost her memory and her co-host is trembling under her desk, I take it on myself to host the show today with my dear friend Oghren..........

Oghren: *sings into mic* You lost that loving feeling........

Zevran:  Ahem, no singing on this show please.  Ferelden Idol is down the hall, my musically-challenged dwarven friend.

Oghren: Oh, well in that case. *walks down the hall to the Ferelden Idol show.

Zevran: Okaaayyyy.    I guess it's just my sexy elven assassin self then...........and these two.......

Amethyst:  Oooooh look at the pretty colorful lights......Oh are those nugs?  I love those adorable furry critters.

Alistair: *coming out from under the desk*  Nugs????!!!!   Ahhh, where???? * runs back under the desk again*

Zevran: *rolls eyes*  No dear warden, those are not nugs.  They are little girl scouts selling their cookies to the audience today. 

Amethyst:  Oh aren't their little hats just too cute????   *grabs a scout hat from a screaming little girl and puts it on over her blonde braids*

Zevran:  *staring horrified at the screaming little girl*  Oh, I don't do well with small children.   Can someone please remove the wailing child from the audience?

Sten: *wicked smile*  Does she have cookies?

Zevran: Yes, all the scouts have dozens of boxes of Thin Mints with them.

Sten: Thin Mints!!!!   Follow me little girls. *evil grin*  Uncle Sten will take you away from the crazy hat-stealing elf.

Zevran: Ummm, I don't have a good feeling about this.

Amethyst: Ooooh, cookies!  May I have a cookie, Uncle Sten???

Zevran:  Uh, yeah.   Why don't you and fair Alistair run along with Sten backstage and have some cookies.  You're both kinda freaking me out.

Jowan:  The elven mage goes nowhere!!!  I am here to make sure she never sends her nugs to attack my beautiful Goldanna ever again!!!  *holds up his hands in the air and shouts several loud words as a blast of blue light appears on the stage*

Amethyst: Ooooh, pretty lights!  *stares hypnotized at the swirling blue lights*

Cullen: Filthy blood mage!  There you are!  I've been looking for you since you ran away screaming, covered in nug-cheese.  *lunges toward Jowan*

Jowan: *screams like a little girl and runs out of the building*

Goldanna: *rolls eyes* Jowan, you little incompetent ******!  Get back here and finish the job!

*Suddenly the swirling blue light on the stage hums loudly and flashes a blinding bolt of lightning as a strange figure appears through the light*

Alistair: *comes out from his hiding spot*    Umm, that can't be good. *stands up bravely, holding Starfang*  I..........I'm a templar... Stand back you evil uh sneaky, swooping fiend you.

Zevran: He's not swooping or sneaking, my fair warden.  *gets a closer look at the approaching stranger*  He has long flowing golden locks and exotic pointy ears.  Oddly enough, he looks a lot like me.....

Haer'Dalis:  Oh, what was that?  I was in Athkatla one second and the next this portal opens up and now I'm here.  *searches around the room*  Hmm, and where is here exactly?  *sees Amethyst sitting confused at her desk*  There you are, my raven!  I've been looking for you.

Amethyst:   Do I know you?

Haer'Dalis: Oh no, I apologize.  You're not the same elf.  You look a bit like her though with your long blonde hair.  I will say though that you would look much better without that silly hat.

Amethyst: It's a girl scout's hat! 

Haer'Dalis: Are you a girl scout, my raven?

Alistair: Hmph, not with all the lampposts she's licked!

Amethyst:  I don't know if I should be offended or not.  But I think I should kick you now. *glares at Alistair*

Haer'Dalis: *sits beside Amethyst and throws the silly hat to the other side of the room, proceeding to run his graceful elven fingers through her long blonde hair*  Oh my fair lovely raven, maybe fate has brought me to this strange world to meet you.  I was seeing this other elf who lost her wings, but her constant chirpy attitude kind of grew tiring after awhile.   

Zevran: *looking jealous*  Sort of like you're growing tiring right now.  *rolls eyes*  There's only room for one sexy blonde elven male on this show.......and that's me!   So why don't you just walk back through that portal that brought you here and begone!

Haer'Dalis: Oh I see jealousy runs thick in this world.  No matter where I go it seems I bring jealousy with my ravishing good looks and my charming bard serenades.  There isn't a woman out there who can resist my charms.  *smiles slyly and kisses the confused Amethyst on the mouth*

Alistair:  Hey!!!!!  That's........that's my woman.........even if she doesn't remember it at the moment!   *takes out Starfang*  Feel my templar wrath, you pretty blonde bard!

Anomen: *comes through the portal*  And like I was saying my lovely tavern wench, my lady does not need to know about this at all........I ..........I...........Oh blast it!  Where in Amn am I now?  This is what I get for marrying an elven mage.  She always keeps up on me this way. Gasp!  Haer'Dalis?   Why are you kissing my wife?

Haer'Dalis: Not your wife, dear Anomen.  This is another elf who is fair game.

Alistair: Excuse me!  Am I standing here?  Do you not see me?  I'm about to shove Starfang through your pretty elven skull.

Haer'Dalis:  Hmmm *smiles wickedly*  No need to be jealous my blonde sparrow.  There's more than enough of me to go around.  Ask Anomen there. *winks*

Anomen: *turns bright red*  Why I........I have no idea what you're talking about.  *mumbles under his breath*  I should have listened to Jaheira.

Haer'Dalis:  Don't tell me you've forgotten about that night that you and your fiance and I shared a bed in the Copper Coronet.   And no, that place wasn't as clean as an elven ar.........

Anomen: *interrupts and glares angrily*  You said you never kiss and tell, you lying bard!!!   For that you will taste steel!!!  *draws his sword as the crowd gasps*

Haer'Dalis: Not this again, my unstable fallen knight!  You have been this way ever since you failed your knight training.

Zevran: Hmm, another who has failed their training.  Look Alistair, you can make a new friend. 

Alistair: *glares at Zevran*  For the last time, I didn't fail my templar training!!!!!  I wouldn't be so stupid as to fail my training.

Anomen: *stares at Alistair indignantly*  Stupid??!!!!!!   Did you just call me stupid?

Haer'Dalis: Uh-oh, this isn't going to be good.  Come with me, my fair raven, and I will lead you to safety before this gets ugly.  *rushes backstage with Amethyst*

Alistair: Hey!!!!!  Come back here with my.....

*Before Alistair can finish Anomen lunges for him in a blinding rage*

Zevran: And this is why I am an assassin.  Those damn templars and knights are just too unstable. 

Cullen: *rushes back out onto the stage after losing Jowan in the Market district*  Makers Breath!!!!  What in all of Ferelden is going on here?  *runs toward the two fighting men and drops a pouch of lyrium and a naked sketch of Amethyst onto the stage*  Umm.........that isn't what it looks like.  *shoves the lyrium and sketch back into his pocket and joins in the fight*

Zevran: *rolls eyes* See what I mean? And I'll bet he sketched that while spying on our dear elven mage while the female apprentices were bathing. *suspicious glare*

Cullen: *red faced*  No.....I .......I have no idea what.........Oh maker!  Gregoir told you about that hole in the wall I put on the other side of the female apprentices' restroom, didn't he?

Zevran:   Need I say anything more..........

*Another figure steps through the portal with long curly blonde hair*

Aerie:  There you are Haer'Dalis!  *rushes over to Zevran and gives him a big sultry kiss*  You said you were going out to see a play and you never came back.  That was six months ago!  That......that must have been a very good play.  *gasp*  Oh my, you're not Haer'Dalis.  From a distance you looked just like him.  P......please forgive me. *blushes*

Zevran: *sly smile*  No need to apologize my beautiful seductive elf.  One with beauty as radiant as yours should never apologize for a stolen kiss. 

Aerie: *blushes*  Oh, y......you're so sweet. Your kindness makes me forget I lost my wings.

Zevran:  You what? 

Aerie: I'm a winged elf, or at least I was until this terrible incident where my wings were cut off.  It was so horrific.  I.......I need a shoulder to cry on. *sad puppy dog eyes*

Zevran:   Well my shoulder is right here, my lovely heartbroken elf.  Let's just go backstage and you can tell me more about it. *sly smile*

*Yet another figure walks through the portal*

Alistair: *dodging Anomen's sword*  For the love of the Maker, will someone please find Jowan and get him to close that portal?

Cullen:  On it!

Alistair: Not you!  Someone who can actually catch a mage.  *rolls eyes*

Cullen: *glares*  Anomen, you need some help?  That fallen templar is going down!

Saravok: *breathes heavily and glares at audience*  Where am I?  What power is behind this?  I must know the source of this power so that I can bleed the power from its soul!  *wicked laugh*
 
*Goldanna pulls Jowan by the ear back into the studio*

Goldanna: Now go finish your job, foolish mage!  And do something about that portal, for Andraste's Sake, before someone comes through there to challenge my plan for world dominance.

Sarevok:  Oh so you're the mage that caused all this!  I must have your power!  *loud warrior cry*

Jowan: *screams like a little girl*  Ahhhh!!!!!!  No it was her *points at Goldanna*  She did this.  It's her you want, not me.

Goldanna: Why you little ******!  You said you loved me!

Jowan: Yeah, I said that to Lily too but I fled as they were hauling her screaming butt to prison.  Sorry, I gotta look out for myself.  Good luck with that very large scary guy heading straight for you! 

*Jowan flees toward the exit but is caught by a chocolate-covered Sten*

Sten: *shoves Jowan back onto the stage*  You, fix, now!

Sarevok: I like you.  A mighty warrior with little use for words.  Although that sweet sugary smell is a bit overwhelming.

Minsc: *coming through the portal*  But Boo likes. 

Goldanna: Oh great another babbling fool!  And what's that he has?  A mouse??!!!!  Ha, the mouse probably has more brains than that stupid baboon!  *rolls eyes and glares at Minsc*

Imoen: *quickly rushes through the portal and stares at Goldanna*  How dare you talk about my friends like that?  *samurai kick to Goldanna's head*

Leliana: *glares at Goldanna*  There you are!  You're going down you slum-rat! *jumps high in the air and does a samurai twirl landing hard on Goldanna* 

Imoen:  I like your style.

Leliana: *sly smile*   Let's uh.....go backstage after we finish with this b*tch.  But first I must ask, Sten you didn't hurt any of those adorable girl scouts, did you? *worried look*

Sten: *munches on girl scout cookies*  I left them backstage watching Ferelden Idol and Teagan stripteasing to the song "Kiss".

Leliana:  Um, Sten I don't think that those girls should be watching ........gasp........oh panda come back here!!!

*Leliana's panda runs toward the hamster now licking chocolate off of Sten.  In a quick leap the panda pounces on Sten and gulps up the little chocolate-covered hamster as Jowan quickly escapes through the exit*

Minsc: Boo!!!!!!!!!

Leliana:   Bad panda, bad panda!!!!!


Oghren: *walks back on stage wearing a Ferelden Idol T-shirt signed by Teagan*  Nugs balls!!!! What did I miss?  What is that panda doing to Sten????   Wait, is that panda eating a hamster?????


Producer: Oh crap!  The viewers at home aren't going to like that.  Cut to commercials.............



To be continued.........................

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 08 février 2010 - 04:14 .

[Kohaku]

Oh wow. Two games with two sets of unstable people. Priceless. XD

[Herr Uhl]

No Edwina-team reunion?



:sadface:

[amethyst_rose2009]

Herr Uhl wrote...

No Edwina-team reunion?

:sadface:

Not finished yet.  It's to be continued.   I want to add Edwin, Yoshima, and Jaheira to the mix as well.  Am I leaving anyone out?  Oh yeah there was that druid guy, but I didn't really like him so much, but maybe him as well.  And I have to replace Minsc's hampster.

[Herr Uhl]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
Not finished yet.  It's to be continued.   I want to add Edwin, Yoshima, and Jaheira to the mix as well.  Am I leaving anyone out?  Oh yeah there was that druid guy, but I didn't really like him so much, but maybe him as well.  And I have to replace Minsc's hampster.

Make Edwin meet his future self after being sent away by the Elminster. The surreal conversations that could be had.

You're leaving Kolgrim, the posh rogue/magi and Jan out though.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 08 février 2010 - 12:16 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Yeah and Viconia.  I tried to edit my post but my silly computer crashed.  *bangs head on desk*  Can't wait until my refund gets here and I can get a new one.  But yeah, I left out Viconia and Nalia and a heck of a lot of others.  I'll have to put Mazzy in there too.  I liked her.  And Irenicus should go up against the archdemon or Loghain.  That would be funny.

I have to start thinking of ideas for Part 2.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 08 février 2010 - 12:29 .

[Herr Uhl]

Oh, and Keldorn, the paladin that Imoen has the hots for.



Then we have all of them I think.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Oh, and Keldorn, the paladin that Imoen has the hots for.

Then we have all of them I think.

Oh darn, I forgot about Keldorn.  I was romancing Anomen so I rarely had Keldorn in my party.  I don't think Anomen and Keldorn got along too well.  Imoen had the hots for Keldorn?  Really?  That's so funny.  I never knew that.  I always told Keldorn to go back and spend time with his family so I never went back to get him after I got Imoen back in the party.  He would have funny banter with the templars.

[Herr Uhl]

I usually don't bring Keldorn either, he doesn't like Viconia or Edwin (I *must* bring Edwin). Anomen and Keldorn get along if he joins the order I think, but I digress.



I think there is a convo about her going through his stuff where it comes up.

[amethyst_rose2009]

LOL, I always make Anomen go dark-side.  He's just too funny like that.  Though there are certain party members I can't bring with us when he's in the party or he'll kill them.

[TanithAeyrs]

Irenicus and Loghain need to get together.

[Herr Uhl]

I just remembered the ranger too. Damn my bad memory.



But put Haer'dalis through hell, he stole my girlfriend during my first playthrough, suddenly a halfling wasn't good enough for her. Since then I always think of him with the prefix - Le Douche.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Yeah, I've definitely got to have Loghain and Irenicus conspiring together in some world domination type thing.


And Herr, I forgot about that guy too.  Which is funny because the ranger's personal quest was one of the hardest quests in the game imo.  Haer'Dalis can steal your girlfriend?  That stinks.  I was always upset that he flirted with Aerie all the time and never gave me the time of day.  I started just leaving her back at the circus but he still didn't flirt with me.  Dang that bard!

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 08 février 2010 - 01:11 .