Ferelden TV
#126
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 02:12
#127
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 02:13
Does Zev give dance lessons by any chance? lol
#128
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 02:15
tallon1982 wrote...
I'm happy to be an observer here lol
Does Zev give dance lessons by any chance? lol
Oooooh, that's a good idea for the next show. Zevran striptease.
#129
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 02:19
#130
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 02:20
I don't think I'll do Zev, I don't like him enough to really get into it hehe.
#131
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 02:21
Kerridan Kaiba wrote...
That's why we hug you and Herr so much. You guys are awesomesauce.
Only the purest extract for our customers!
#132
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 05:07
why arnt there more shows like this on tv lol
#133
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 01:33
#134
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 01:43
Tirigon wrote...
@ Zevran: Tell me where to buy that Blu-Ray of amethyst, quickly, before she sees us!
LOL!
Seriously guys we need someone to draw some pictures for our shows. It would make them so much funnier. If I could draw.....
#135
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 02:06
We have talked about Orlais, Sex, death, eating people, How To Sell Your Soul, necrophilia and much more.
But don´t you feel there is something missing?
Well, you probably don´t, because you are ignorants who don´t know much about culture and are not even interested in it, so you are happy, but there are people who are interested in MORE than in Sex, drugs and Rock´N´Roll.
There IS so much more to life - and death - after all. There is.... Hmm. I seem to be not sure WHAT there is more, but there surely is, isn´t it? It would be a sad life if all you do would be to earn money which you spend for Porn and drugs.... At least spend it for wh*res and drugs, if you need to, there is enough FREE porn, no need to waste money for that....
Well, I will try to find out WHAT it is that is missing, what more there is to life than Sex and Drugs.
To that end, I will ask several most important people who will surely know.
Ladies and Gentlemen, applause for the first one, it´s LELIANA!!!!!!
*Leliana walks in and wants to take off her chantry robe*
Tirigon: Hehe, stop it, there is no Reuben here today who paints you, keep your clothes on.
Leliana (surprised): But I was told you are hosting a porn show:blink:?!
Tirigon (with a sigh of deep despair):
Shianni: Ehm, Tiri-dearie, you forbade Genitivi to eat someone for the rest of this year.......
Tirigon (desperate):
So, Leliana, what is there to life for you?
Leliana: Well, there is always Sex - so many beautiful women here, and alone all the millions of Wardens who ALWAYS romance me - no wonder, with only Morri, Alistair and Zev as other possibility:P
Then there is the Maker, of course. He speaks to me, you know.
Tirigon: I meant BESIDES of Sex and drugs....
Leliana: The Maker?!
Tirigon: And besides of hallucinations induced by drugs, ffs... Last time he spoke to ME was after 5 bottles of Oghren´s Ale......
Leliana: And there are you and wonder why I broke up with you. And try to get me back. You WON´T succeed by hurting my religious beliefs like that, assclown.
Shianni (angry): Just f*ck off then, b*tch. Stop insulting my Darling or I´ll have you thrown to the Undead!!!!
*Leliana leaves, not without showing a close-up of her best part - the middle finger - to Tirigon and Shianni*
*Tirigon starts crying*
Tirigon:
*He leaves; instead of the culture and politics of the Tirigon Show something better fitting for the common crowd is shown - a BEST OF of youporn.*
Modifié par Tirigon, 16 janvier 2010 - 02:09 .
#136
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 02:12
amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
LOL!Why do people keep asking about that video? At this rate Zev's going to be rich before I can get around to burning those dvds on the next show.
Well, I can´t imagine why anyone would want to see blondes in Metal lingerie making out with Zev, Oghren, Alistair and Sten AT THE SAME TIME........It´s appalling. When I just think of it it makes me .... feel like... I need to .... private time.. in my tent... ALONE!
*Tirigon runs off quickly*
#137
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 02:14
Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 16 janvier 2010 - 02:15 .
#138
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 02:15
amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
Sten wasn't there, he was with Shale.
Even more sexy.
Ehm.
I mean, more appalling, of course.
#139
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 03:39
#140
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 03:43
Sialater wrote...
You can't blame this on my version of Zev, Am. The fun is all yours! LOL
Yeah, your Zev is all nice and sensitive. My Zev is trying to steal Alistair and is selling naughty dvds.
Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 16 janvier 2010 - 03:44 .
#141
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 03:51
#142
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 07:05
#143
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 07:12
MarcusDeVarro wrote...
aaaahhhh zevran
Ya just gotta love that sly, naughty rogue.
#144
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 07:51
but
Zevran is wunderbar
#145
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 07:53
MarcusDeVarro wrote...
I'd prefer Leliana
but
Zevran is wunderbar
What's wunderbar?
#146
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 07:53
#147
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 07:55
amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
MarcusDeVarro wrote...
I'd prefer Leliana
but
Zevran is wunderbar
What's wunderbar?
german for wonderful
#148
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 07:55
ReubenLiew wrote...
Definitely german for wonderbra!
lol
#149
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 07:55
ReubenLiew wrote...
Definitely german for wonderbra!
ROFL!!
Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 16 janvier 2010 - 08:00 .
#150
Posté 16 janvier 2010 - 07:56
MarcusDeVarro wrote...
amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
MarcusDeVarro wrote...
I'd prefer Leliana
but
Zevran is wunderbar
What's wunderbar?
german for wonderful
Oh, dang it. Being half-German I should feel really bad for not knowing a single word in German.
Edit: But yeah, Zev is definitely wunderbar!!!
Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 16 janvier 2010 - 08:07 .





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