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[Kohaku]

That's why we hug you and Herr so much. You guys are awesomesauce.

[tallon1982]

I'm happy to be an observer here lol



Does Zev give dance lessons by any chance? lol

[amethyst_rose2009]

tallon1982 wrote...

I'm happy to be an observer here lol

Does Zev give dance lessons by any chance? lol

Oooooh, that's a good idea for the next show.  Zevran striptease.   Ooooh if only we had pictures. 

[tallon1982]

Need nutty ideas just find me lol

[ReubenLiew]

No way! That Reuben is the awesome Reuben

I don't think I'll do Zev, I don't like him enough to really get into it hehe.

[ReubenLiew]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

That's why we hug you and Herr so much. You guys are awesomesauce.

Only the purest extract for our customers!

[MarcusDeVarro]

ROFLCOPTER!



why arnt there more shows like this on tv lol

[Tirigon]

@ Zevran: Tell me where to buy that Blu-Ray of amethyst, quickly, before she sees us!

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

@ Zevran: Tell me where to buy that Blu-Ray of amethyst, quickly, before she sees us!

LOL!  Why do people keep asking about that video?  At this rate Zev's going to be rich before I can get around to burning those dvds on the next show. 


Seriously guys we need someone to draw some pictures for our shows.  It would make them so much funnier.  If I could draw.....

[Tirigon]

So, Ladies and Gentlemen, I am fit again now, so there will be a new Show. We have dealt with very much already...
We have talked about Orlais, Sex, death, eating people, How To Sell Your Soul, necrophilia and much more.

But don´t you feel there is something missing?
Well, you probably don´t, because you are ignorants who don´t know much about culture and are not even interested in it, so you are happy, but there are people who are interested in MORE than in Sex, drugs and Rock´N´Roll.

There IS so much more to life - and death - after all. There is.... Hmm. I seem to be not sure WHAT there is more, but there surely is, isn´t it? It would be a sad life if all you do would be to earn money which you spend for Porn and drugs.... At least spend it for wh*res and drugs, if you need to, there is enough FREE porn, no need to waste money for that....

Well, I will try to find out WHAT it is that is missing, what more there is to life than Sex and Drugs.
To that end, I will ask several most important people who will surely know.


Ladies and Gentlemen, applause for the first one, it´s LELIANA!!!!!!

*Leliana walks in and wants to take off her chantry robe*

Tirigon: Hehe, stop it, there is no Reuben here today who paints you, keep your clothes on.

Leliana (surprised): But I was told you are hosting a porn show:blink:?!

Tirigon (with a sigh of deep despair): Well, you were told wrong. The next one to say that will be fed to Genitivi, ok?

Shianni: Ehm, Tiri-dearie, you forbade Genitivi to eat someone for the rest of this year.......

Tirigon (desperate): Oh Maker, I´m trying to do cultural important Shows! Just shut up, all of you, and feed him to another Undead then!! Or to a dog or whatever! Or sell him to MäckD0nnälds, they always need meat for their burgers!
So, Leliana, what is there to life for you?

Leliana: Well, there is always Sex - so many beautiful women here, and alone all the millions of Wardens who ALWAYS romance me - no wonder, with only Morri, Alistair and Zev as other possibility:P
Then there is the Maker, of course. He speaks to me, you know.

Tirigon: I meant BESIDES of Sex and drugs....

Leliana: The Maker?!

Tirigon: And besides of hallucinations induced by drugs, ffs... Last time he spoke to ME was after 5 bottles of Oghren´s Ale......

Leliana: And there are you and wonder why I broke up with you. And try to get me back. You WON´T succeed by hurting my religious beliefs like that, assclown.

Shianni (angry): Just f*ck off then, b*tch. Stop insulting my Darling or I´ll have you thrown to the Undead!!!!

*Leliana leaves, not without showing a close-up of her best part - the middle finger - to Tirigon and Shianni*

*Tirigon starts crying*

Tirigon: :crying::crying: Why am I surrounded by nothing but dumbasses?! Is there NO-ONE interested in a little culture?! Oh f*ck it, have your porn!!!!!! Back when I have calmed down, I need to kill something now.......

*He leaves; instead of the culture and politics of the Tirigon Show something better fitting for the common crowd is shown - a BEST OF of youporn.*

Modifié par Tirigon, 16 janvier 2010 - 02:09 .

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

LOL!  Why do people keep asking about that video?  At this rate Zev's going to be rich before I can get around to burning those dvds on the next show. 

Well, I can´t imagine why anyone would want to see blondes in Metal lingerie making out with Zev, Oghren, Alistair and Sten AT THE SAME TIME........It´s appalling. When I just think of it it makes me .... feel like... I need to .... private time.. in my tent... ALONE!:wub::wub::wub:

*Tirigon runs off quickly*

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sten wasn't there, he was with Shale.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 16 janvier 2010 - 02:15 .

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sten wasn't there, he was with Shale.

Even more sexy.
Ehm.
I mean, more appalling, of course.

[Sialater]

You can't blame this on my version of Zev, Am. The fun is all yours! LOL

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

You can't blame this on my version of Zev, Am. The fun is all yours! LOL

Yeah, your Zev is all nice and sensitive.  My Zev is trying to steal Alistair and is selling naughty dvds. 

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 16 janvier 2010 - 03:44 .

[Sialater]

Well... I can't say my Zev wouldn't do that either....

[MarcusDeVarro]

aaaahhhh zevran

[amethyst_rose2009]

MarcusDeVarro wrote...

aaaahhhh zevran

Ya just gotta love that sly, naughty rogue.  

[MarcusDeVarro]

I'd prefer Leliana

but

Zevran is wunderbar

[amethyst_rose2009]

MarcusDeVarro wrote...

I'd prefer Leliana
but
Zevran is wunderbar

What's wunderbar? 

[ReubenLiew]

Definitely german for wonderbra!

[MarcusDeVarro]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

MarcusDeVarro wrote...

I'd prefer Leliana
but
Zevran is wunderbar

What's wunderbar? 

german for wonderful

[MarcusDeVarro]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Definitely german for wonderbra!

lol

[amethyst_rose2009]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Definitely german for wonderbra!

ROFL!!  Reuben, you kill me.  I'm pretty sure that's not what it means.

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 16 janvier 2010 - 08:00 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

MarcusDeVarro wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

MarcusDeVarro wrote...

I'd prefer Leliana
but
Zevran is wunderbar

What's wunderbar? 

german for wonderful

Oh, dang it.  Being half-German I should feel really bad for not knowing a single word in German.

Edit: But yeah, Zev is definitely wunderbar!!!

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 16 janvier 2010 - 08:07 .