RedLens37 wrote...
Sgt SuperWae wrote...
Twelve people are probably responding as I type this so I'll just say: The players above me are so good and can bang any chick they want. They totes got invited to the White House so the prez could high five them because they're so clutch and carried him after his Wave 9 bleed out. Aside from they're massive e-peen they're also elite at baking, white water rafting, fire fighting, alligator wrestling, knitting with laser beams, chewing rusted nails, teaching Vin Diesel how to drive, riding cheetahs, eating cheetahs (while riding a cheetah), writing/directing/starring in their own Hollywood blockbusters that James Cameron is totes jelly of, babysitting, and hot dog eating contests.
This. Except for the babysitting...wouldn't trust any of them with my kids.
Anyways, I think you're a great player.





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