RedArmyShogun wrote...

Well, I don't have anything better to do than make sardonic remarks, so:
#1: Get a broom? I hear they're cheap.
#2: Talk to people in person? Use a hard line phone? Fax? Send a letter? Train a carrier pigeon? [...] Move out of your cave? Stop sleeping in the subways tunnels?
#3: Oh, no apology necessary my good man. One man died reading your tweet, but it was just a coincidence. A vacuum cleaner fell on is head while he was running around with his phone trying to get a better wifi signal. The luck some people have...
#4: Well... On one hand we get some great communities, shows like Angry Joe, videos like "cute sneezing panda". On the other hand we also get people like yo... hm, well.
#5: And I want a bigger Dictionary. Sadly, 20 centimeters is the biggest I'm willing to pay for. Although... I did get an offer once from an oddly dressed librarian. She said she'd expand my vocabulary for $30 - something about homophobes and Sea Man.