I might have replied to this thread before, but hell.
Why is Garrus loved? Well...
1. Garrus is Batman in the future.
2. Garrus has a gun.
3. Garrus has a gun...which is a sniper rifle.
4. Garrus is a bro and is known to be related to Vernon Roche somehow.
5. Garrus is good in bed (for the ladies) or else why would Fem Shep keep him around for more than just interspecies sex.
6. Garrus knows how to smooth talk and dance with the ladies. Making him not only a bro, but a LAD.
7. Garrus knows Kung-Fu
8. He also knows Taekwondo.
9. Garrus was voted to be the Primarch but was disqualified due to being too much competition for the others.
10. Garrus, though incredibly ugly for human standards, still manages to retain a +10 in the sexy meter.
11. Garrus' voice is known to save babies and cause orgasms.
12. Garrus is the only other person to mock Shepard for his one liners.
13. Garrus is Garrus. Just like Batman is Batman.
14. You can win an arguement by just saying 'Garrus.' The logic is so undisputedly flawless that it can turn the most logical Vulcan into mental jelly.
15. Garrus.
16. Garrus has reach and flexibility.
17. Garrus is the dispenser of justice in an unjust galaxy.
18. It is known that many lesbian Shepards have converted to the church of Garrus.
19. He has assassinated every member of the WBBC.
20. Garrus drinks with Darth Vader and duels with Darth Maul on weekends.
Modifié par simfamSP, 16 septembre 2013 - 12:16 .