Mary Kirby wrote...
He's already got more fanfics than any other non-romanceable party member. Poor man. I can't even print the transcript of the conversation where I told him that.
Oh, fine. Sheryl sent me, like,
four angry-face emoticons and some all-caps, so I guess I have to post it now...
Sten: Oh no. Not you again.
Me: You know you lurve me. Anyway, Sheryl sent me a link to a bunch of fanfiction about you!
Sten: Don't bother to tell me what that gibberish means. Just skip to the part about cat-girls so we can get this mockery over with.
Me: Look! People are writing stories about you!
Sten: ...You don't follow directions very well, do you?
Me: Nope! So, what do you think?
Sten: I think you're an idiot.
Me: I meant about the fanfiction.
Sten: Yes, I know.
Me: Meanie. Want me to read you some of them?
Sten: No.
Me: But they're all about you falling in love!
Sten: This is the cat-girl thing again, isn't it?
Me: Pretty much, yeah.
Sten: Parshaara. Just tell them I hate them.
Me: ...You're going to wait until I leave and then read all these, aren't you?
Sten: I hate humans.
Alistair: Don't do it, Sten! I'm serious! You'll never recover! My eyes still haven't uncrossed!
Oghren: ...Now I gotta see these things.