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Best and worst romances from Mass Effect trilogy.


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I will haz you in this playthrough...

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A deviantart pic... probably an unromanced Liara ends up with Grunt.

1_4_krogan_headbutt_by_panchima-d74t02e.


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A deviantart pic... probably an unromanced Liara ends up with Grunt.

1_4_krogan_headbutt_by_panchima-d74t02e.

And all he had to do was find her a blue rock. Javik must be cursing himself for not thinking of that first.


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And all he had to do was find her a blue rock. Javik must be cursing himself for not thinking of that first.

I'm sure he'll find another asari.
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I'm sure he'll find another asari.

Lol. Well.... maybe her sister? She is half-hanar, and Javik's going to be king of the hanar. I'm sure they'll "write a book" together, too. *wink wink nudge nudge* 


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Lol. Well.... maybe her sister? She is half-hanar, and Javik's going to be king of the hanar. I'm sure they'll "write a book" together, too. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Javik would laugh and then agree to a relationship. Thane would not approve of Javik ruling Kahje.
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Javik would laugh and then agree to a relationship. Thane would not approve of Javik ruling Kahje.

Maybe he'll haunt them. 


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Romance thread turns into argument about war assets and medi-gel. BSN delivers!

 

It's probably a bad sign I'm not even surprised by that.

 

A deviantart pic... probably an unromanced Liara ends up with Grunt.

1_4_krogan_headbutt_by_panchima-d74t02e.

 

I kinda want to see Garrus/Liara pairing. Or Kaidan/Liara. There are some fics for the latter, but I think I haven't seen a single one for the former.

 

Admittedly, I wasn't looking very hard...



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Maybe he'll haunt them.

Those yellow eyes!!!
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Those yellow eyes!!!

Lol... no I mean, Thane's dead. Sorry to put it so bluntly, Thane fans, but... there it is. He'll be the one to haunt Javik and Liara's sister.  :D



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Lol... no I mean, Thane's dead. Sorry to put it so bluntly, Thane fans, but... there it is. He'll be the one to haunt Javik and Liara's sister. :D

There is the "Thane Mod." :-)
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I just question the logistics of such a, uhhhhh, pairing.

Just the weight differential alone is troublesome. 


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I just question the logistics of such a, uhhhhh, pairing.

Just the weight differential alone is troublesome. 

 

Grunt/Liara? It's not like an asari/krogan pairings aren't established and working out... for some time, at least :P

 

Besides, with asari, sex is a very different thing.

 

Mind you, not a fan of pairing. But it could work.



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There is the "Thane Mod." :-)

That's true. 

 

 

I just question the logistics of such a, uhhhhh, pairing.

Just the weight differential alone is troublesome. 

 

Grunt/Liara? It's not like an asari/krogan pairings aren't established and working out... for some time, at least :P

 

Besides, with asari, sex is a very different thing.

 

Mind you, not a fan of pairing. But it could work.

 

She could always go and ask Ereba for some advice. 



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Besides, with asari, sex is a very different thing.

Yeah. Technically an Asari could have "sex" with an earthworm and have a child from it.



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Still, someone who weighs 500-1000 pounds and someone who weighs somewhere between 100-150, that can't be comfortable. 

Then again, there are some creative uses of mass effect fields that are applicable. 



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Yeah. Technically an Asari could have "sex" with an earthworm and have a child from it.

 

There was some questioning about sentience/sapience of the donor. So your example is likely a little over the top.

 

Still, someone who weighs 500-1000 pounds and someone who weighs somewhere between 100-150, that can't be comfortable. 

Then again, there are some creative uses of mass effect fields that are applicable.

 

I imagine sex industry and everything related is thriving in MEU :D

 

And you wanna know the best thing? Ironically enough, I imagine salarians being the top dogs of it.



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Still, someone who weighs 500-1000 pounds and someone who weighs somewhere between 100-150, that can't be comfortable. 

Then again, there are some creative uses of mass effect fields that are applicable. 

The weight difference isn't a problem as long as the Asari is on top.



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The weight difference isn't a problem as long as the Asari is on top.

A Krogan on bottom? Seems unlikely. 



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There was some questioning about sentience/sapience of the donor. So your example is likely a little over the top.

Maybe. The lore and codex never exactly go into detail about what the limits are when it comes to what Asari can reproduce with. And over the top or not, it was just me agreeing that sex for an Asari is rather different than sex for any other species.



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A Krogan on bottom? Seems unlikely. 

Grunt would like it too much the first time to argue. Liara's got that one chance to make him like it that way every time. 



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A Krogan on bottom? Seems unlikely. 

Why not? It puts her on top of you so you too see every part of her front half, and takes less effort. Win-win. Besides, I don't see Krogan like Charr having a problem with being underneath his blue rose.



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Grunt would like it too much the first time to argue. Liara's got that one chance to make him like it that way every time.


Asaris make you drop to your knees. Well, most of them.

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A Krogan on bottom? Seems unlikely. 

 

And now I imagine Grunt on a leash and with ballgag.

 

It's as amusing as is disturbing mental image :D

 

Maybe. The lore and codex never exactly go into detail about what the limits are when it comes to what Asari can reproduce with. And over the top or not, it was just me agreeing that sex for an Asari is rather different than sex for any other species.

 

I know and thanks for that :)

 

And you could be right. The Refusal ending sees something very similar to asari in it's stargazer scene. Supposedly, Word of God says it's not an asari, but I just choose to ignore it. If you're right, it could easily explain why the asari are still present in the next cycle.



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Still, someone who weighs 500-1000 pounds and someone who weighs somewhere between 100-150, that can't be comfortable. 

Then again, there are some creative uses of mass effect fields that are applicable. 


I'm sure them krogan got burly arms. They can keep 'em selves up without actually laying their weight on top of the asari.  Lol I'm sure there are plenty of fanfic writers by now who've figured something out.