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[Finnn62]

Well, my favorite romance was Tali'zorah 

 

Not sure about the worst.

[RanetheViking]

Best. Liara.

[Excella Gionne]

They're all terrible in their own ways, and they're all good in their own ways... even Jacob's. You can air-lock Allers if you want.

[KaiserShep]

They're all terrible in their own ways, and they're all good in their own ways... even Jacob's. You can air-lock Allers if you want.

 

The terrible thing they all have in common is that Project Lazarus turned Shepard into a never-nude.

[Excella Gionne]

The terrible thing they all have in common is that Project Lazarus turned Shepard into a never-nude.

Lol, are you talking about the so called "Underwear sex" thing where Female and Male Shepard are never nude anymore after ME1?

[Mordokai]

The terrible thing they all have in common is that Project Lazarus turned Shepard into a never-nude.

 

One of the guys working on Lazarus was obviously from FCC.

[KaiserShep]

Yeah, and it's even worse for femShep, because she must have become a masochist to never wanna take off the bra.

[Excella Gionne]

Yeah, and it's even worse for femShep, because she must have become a masochist to never wanna take off the bra.

I was surprised that FemShep had to look away when Traynor found the loofah and she was in her undies and bra. 

[SporkFu]

The terrible thing they all have in common is that Project Lazarus turned Shepard into a never-nude.

I'm going to name my next maleshep Funke. 

[KaiserShep]

I'm going to name my next maleshep Funke. 

 

If only someone could mod the game so Shepard could use this as a renegade interrupt response.

 

[SporkFu]

If only someone could mod the game so Shepard could use this as a renegade interrupt response.

 

Bald shep with a mustache. Hmmm ... Need a mod for the glasses. Wonder if there is one. 

[Xilizhra]

I have to say, in all honesty and without any fooling... I genuinely like Tali's singing in Citadel and don't find it cringeworthy at all. The vid, on the other hand, was horrible from those snippets we got of it (and the romance music itself is badly uninspired piano noodling that leaves me feeling unfulfilled).

As for something Deinon mentioned before about demographics... eh. Going by that standard, every Bioware game is overly pandering to the "adventuring badass" demographic, and I'm fairly sure there are fewer of them in the general population than 6%. In any case, if one or two people in twenty is gay, you'll meet them, and the Normandy's crew is larger than twenty.

[Elite Banana]

Best: Even though I mostly play broShep, I really adore Thane's romance... It's just so tragically beautiful.

 

Worst: Allers. Duh.

[Finnn62]

Best: Even though I mostly play broShep, I really adore Thane's romance... It's just so tragically beautiful.

 

Worst: Allers. Duh.

Oh yeah I forgot Allers after I refused to let her on the ship last time… she is probably the worst romance, imo, too.

[Lhawke]

Best: Garrus

 

Worst: Kaidan My Shepard never really forgave him.

 

Most humorous: Jacob, My Shepard cheated on him too. I liked the dialogue with Jacob on the rescue mission. Not Brynne's though they seemed to forget about her if Shepard had dumped Jacob .

 

 I liked Jacob, he was the only crew member who ever yelled at shepard for shooting at him on a mission. There was a lot of friendly fire directed at Jacob on missions.

[dublin omega 223]

Best Tali

 

Second best Kaidan

 

 

Worst Liara, that romance always felt a bit stalker like to me. I mean she had part of Shepard's armour in her apartment and gave Shepard's body to Cerberus.

 

Second worst Ashley, simple she's a racist who'd be a perfect recruit for Cerberus.

[von uber]

Yeah, and it's even worse for femShep, because she must have become a masochist to never wanna take off the bra.

Because boobies are evil and need to be kept from view. Now go look at this exploding head with extra gore and think about what you have done.

Allers is the worst because it is just nonsensical.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Best for Maleshep: Miranda

 

Best for Femshep: MaleShep. And Miranda. MaleShep/FemShep/Miranda threesome!

[KaiserShep]

Second worst Ashley, simple she's a racist who'd be a perfect recruit for Cerberus.

 

Except Ashley opposes just about everything Cerberus does, and doesn't even share their ideology. She's no more a perfect recruit for the organization than Shepard is.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Except Ashley opposes just about everything Cerberus does, and doesn't even share their ideology. She's no more a perfect recruit for the organization than Shepard is.

 

Yeah, don't insult Cerberus by mentioning Ashley in the same breadth.

 

I don't know about you Kaiser, but my Shepard is the perfect recruit for Cerberus.

[KaiserShep]

Well it's like drugs: individual results may vary.

[Barquiel]

That reminds me of the "Ashley is a cerberus agent" theories back when ME1 came out.

The first time you meet Ashley on Eden Prime she is wearing Phoenix armour. Later in the game you're sent on a misson to a planet that has three Cerberus bases (Asmiral Kahoku's mission). All the containers within these bases contain...Phoenix armour! It's the only place where this happens -> Ashley is a cerberus agent

[DeinonSlayer]

Yeah, don't insult Cerberus by mentioning Ashley in the same breadth.

I don't know about you Kaiser, but my Shepard is the perfect recruit for Cerberus.

Ehh... ideologically maybe, needs a LOT of improvement in practice.

Joker was right for once. "We __________, but then it got loose and killed all our guys." I know casualties are to be (situationally) accepted, but I'm hard pressed to think of a single cell which completed its goals without meeting this end - even Project Lazarus.

[jtav]

I'd just like a group that recognizes the Council races are bad news without committing war crimes themselves.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Only a winner gets to decide what a war crime is. IMO, people should not question the actions of those that would be their champions.