Banshee: Bioware I'm glitched. I can't grab enemies from 20ft away anymore. Biower pls.
Will think of more later, but BSN is probably more creative than I.
The "What enemies would complain about" thread
Débuté par
N1GHTHeR0
, févr. 19 2013 02:39
#1
Posté 19 février 2013 - 02:39
#2
Posté 19 février 2013 - 02:39
It's been done before.
#3
Posté 19 février 2013 - 02:41
Praetorian, Watch me shoot enemies... through the WALLS.
#4
Posté 19 février 2013 - 02:43
Why is it that when one of us goes down we stay down but those...people...can get up 6 times on their own! Stupid Illusive Man could get a lot more done if they'd throw us some freakin med-gel! And they can revive each other! We can't do that either! - Cerberus Trooper
#5
Posté 19 février 2013 - 02:43
THERE'S FOUR OF THEM AND HUNDREDS OF US! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?
#6
Posté 19 février 2013 - 02:44
They don't die when they shoot rockets at their feet!!!
#7
Posté 19 février 2013 - 02:44
Lovaas wrote...
THERE'S FOUR OF THEM AND HUNDREDS OF US! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?
Lmao
#8
Posté 19 février 2013 - 02:46
Cerby trooper: "So the Harrier. We designed it, right?"
Cerby centurion: "Right."
CT: "And the enemy uses it against us constantly, right?"
CC: "Right."
CT: "And you see no problem with this logic?"
CC: "Clearly it's working as intended."
CT: "Seems legit. Your shield's down! Hurk! *"
Cerby centurion: "Right."
CT: "And the enemy uses it against us constantly, right?"
CC: "Right."
CT: "And you see no problem with this logic?"
CC: "Clearly it's working as intended."
CT: "Seems legit. Your shield's down! Hurk! *"
#9
Posté 19 février 2013 - 02:46
Why is he in that Jesus pose?
#10
Posté 19 février 2013 - 02:47
Did that guy just reload cancel?!!! Seriously?!!! FML!!!!
#11
Posté 19 février 2013 - 02:51
That's hilarious!Chi_Mangetsu wrote...
Cerby trooper: "So the Harrier. We designed it, right?"
Cerby centurion: "Right."
CT: "And the enemy uses it against us constantly, right?"
CC: "Right."
CT: "And you see no problem with this logic?"
CC: "Clearly it's working as intended."
CT: "Seems legit. Your shield's down! Hurk! *"
#12
Guest_The Mad Hanar_*
Posté 19 février 2013 - 02:51
Guest_The Mad Hanar_*
Trooper 1: The Phantom is sooo OP
Trooper 2: I know right, she gets the best equipment!
T1: It's no wonder we always look so stupid!
T2: I know, right!
Nemesis: HIII GUYS!
T1 and T2: *reluctantly* heeey
T1: I feel so bad for her
T2: I know, right? They gave her a laser tag gun instead of a real one.
T1: Pooor little Nemesis
Trooper 2: I know right, she gets the best equipment!
T1: It's no wonder we always look so stupid!
T2: I know, right!
Nemesis: HIII GUYS!
T1 and T2: *reluctantly* heeey
T1: I feel so bad for her
T2: I know, right? They gave her a laser tag gun instead of a real one.
T1: Pooor little Nemesis
#13
Posté 19 février 2013 - 02:55
Geth Rocket Trooper: "Guys listen. Reload cancelling is NOT an exploit. BioWare said i could do it. So leave me alone!"
Cerebrus Trooper: "BioWare, please enable text chat. Everytime we try to communicate, the enemy hears us. That's not fair!"
Scion: "BioWare, when are you going to fix my Heavy Melee?! I can't hit anything with it!"
Geth Hunter: "*sigh* Cloak doesn't work, they always see me..."
Cerebrus Trooper: "BioWare, please enable text chat. Everytime we try to communicate, the enemy hears us. That's not fair!"
Scion: "BioWare, when are you going to fix my Heavy Melee?! I can't hit anything with it!"
Geth Hunter: "*sigh* Cloak doesn't work, they always see me..."
#14
Posté 19 février 2013 - 02:56
Draining Dragon wrote...
It's been done before.
And will be done again.
Modifié par Happy Shepard, 19 février 2013 - 02:57 .
#15
Posté 19 février 2013 - 02:57
They would have to moan about the various powers that go through walls.
"That f***ing incineration grenade was on the other side of the wall"
"Nerf the Harrier, biower pls"
"That f***ing incineration grenade was on the other side of the wall"
"Nerf the Harrier, biower pls"
Modifié par Malanek999, 19 février 2013 - 03:02 .
#16
Posté 19 février 2013 - 02:57
Geth rocket trooper: CONTROLLED BURSTS, ****ES!
#17
Posté 19 février 2013 - 03:02
Banshees would report Marauder Shields for kill stealing.
#18
Posté 19 février 2013 - 03:04
Nerf the N7 spec ops.
Buff the Geth to the levels of the Geth Prime!
Buff the Geth to the levels of the Geth Prime!
#19
Posté 19 février 2013 - 03:05
"oh man, fred was at least 5 ft away from that low cover when the cheatin ***ker magnet handed him back to it, grabbed him then smashed his ***kin head in! Magnet hands are such BS man."
#20
Posté 19 février 2013 - 03:05
Nemesis: "Why when I shoot them in the head I never touch their health. But when THEY shoot me in the head they nearly kill me... Shield gate is broken, please fix."
#21
Posté 19 février 2013 - 03:05
Biotic_Warlock wrote...
Praetorian, Watch me shoot enemies... through the WALLS.
"Guys, Drill Rounds III? My new favorite ammo type."
#22
Posté 19 février 2013 - 03:08
All: Why are PC players so much easier to hit than Console players?
#23
Posté 19 février 2013 - 03:08
F**king bulls*** getting killed just as I spawn every wave!!!!
Also, go back to platinum n00bs
Also, go back to platinum n00bs
#24
Posté 19 février 2013 - 03:11
Brute: "I never get to sync kill anyone
"
Banshee: "God, doesn't anyone know how to detonate my biotic warp?!"
Banshee: "God, doesn't anyone know how to detonate my biotic warp?!"
#25
Posté 19 février 2013 - 03:12
ARRRRRHHGG!!!!





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