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N1GHTHeR0

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Banshee: Bioware I'm glitched. I can't grab enemies from 20ft away anymore. Biower pls.

Will think of more later, but BSN is probably more creative than I.

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Draining Dragon

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It's been done before.

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Biotic_Warlock

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Praetorian, Watch me shoot enemies... through the WALLS.

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Vrin

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Why is it that when one of us goes down we stay down but those...people...can get up 6 times on their own! Stupid Illusive Man could get a lot more done if they'd throw us some freakin med-gel! And they can revive each other! We can't do that either! - Cerberus Trooper

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Lovaas

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THERE'S FOUR OF THEM AND HUNDREDS OF US! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

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Tiamatshade

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They don't die when they shoot rockets at their feet!!!

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Simba501

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Lovaas wrote...

THERE'S FOUR OF THEM AND HUNDREDS OF US! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?


Lmao

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Chi_Mangetsu

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Cerby trooper: "So the Harrier. We designed it, right?"
Cerby centurion: "Right."
CT: "And the enemy uses it against us constantly, right?"
CC: "Right."
CT: "And you see no problem with this logic?"
CC: "Clearly it's working as intended."
CT: "Seems legit. Your shield's down! Hurk! *"

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Why is he in that Jesus pose?

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k1ngl1ves

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Did that guy just reload cancel?!!! Seriously?!!! FML!!!!

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Katya Nadanova

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Chi_Mangetsu wrote...

Cerby trooper: "So the Harrier. We designed it, right?"
Cerby centurion: "Right."
CT: "And the enemy uses it against us constantly, right?"
CC: "Right."
CT: "And you see no problem with this logic?"
CC: "Clearly it's working as intended."
CT: "Seems legit. Your shield's down! Hurk! *"

That's hilarious!  :lol:

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Guest_The Mad Hanar_*

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Trooper 1: The Phantom is sooo OP
Trooper 2: I know right, she gets the best equipment!
T1: It's no wonder we always look so stupid!
T2: I know, right!
Nemesis: HIII GUYS!
T1 and T2: *reluctantly* heeey
T1: I feel so bad for her
T2: I know, right? They gave her a laser tag gun instead of a real one.
T1: Pooor little Nemesis

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Happy Shepard

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Geth Rocket Trooper: "Guys listen. Reload cancelling is NOT an exploit. BioWare said i could do it. So leave me alone!"

Cerebrus Trooper: "BioWare, please enable text chat. Everytime we try to communicate, the enemy hears us. That's not fair!"

Scion: "BioWare, when are you going to fix my Heavy Melee?! I can't hit anything with it!"

Geth Hunter: "*sigh* Cloak doesn't work, they always see me..."

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Happy Shepard

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Draining Dragon wrote...

It's been done before.


And will be done again.

Modifié par Happy Shepard, 19 février 2013 - 02:57 .


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Malanek

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They would have to moan about the various powers that go through walls.

"That f***ing incineration grenade was on the other side of the wall"

"Nerf the Harrier, biower pls"

Modifié par Malanek999, 19 février 2013 - 03:02 .


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crashmatusow

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Geth rocket trooper: CONTROLLED BURSTS, ****ES!

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PsychoticBiotic

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Banshees would report Marauder Shields for kill stealing.

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Red Panda

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Nerf the N7 spec ops.




Buff the Geth to the levels of the Geth Prime!

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oldharryold

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"oh man, fred was at least 5 ft away from that low cover when the cheatin ***ker magnet handed him back to it, grabbed him then smashed his ***kin head in! Magnet hands are such BS man."

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RaptorSolutions

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Nemesis: "Why when I shoot them in the head I never touch their health. But when THEY shoot me in the head they nearly kill me... Shield gate is broken, please fix."

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PoetryAvenger

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Biotic_Warlock wrote...

Praetorian, Watch me shoot enemies... through the WALLS.


"Guys, Drill Rounds III? My new favorite ammo type."

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GunWraith

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All: Why are PC players so much easier to hit than Console players?

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Eckswhyzed

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F**king bulls*** getting killed just as I spawn every wave!!!!

Also, go back to platinum n00bs

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Icophesis

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Brute: "I never get to sync kill anyone :( "

Banshee: "God, doesn't anyone know how to detonate my biotic warp?!"

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mybudgee

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ARRRRRHHGG!!!!