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[Lovaas]

Cerberus 1: Is that a Volus?
Cerberus 2: I knew the Alliance was short on manpower but not like that.
Cerberus 1: I knew we were going to win this thing.

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Centurion 1: My rifle is the latest technology, modified with mass effect field repulsor system that virtually eliminates any and all recoil. This baby never misses the mark.
Centurion 2: Oh yeah? Well check out this new smoke grenade from OpSec. It emits a gas cloud so dense that you can't even pierce through it with Widow rounds.
Engineer 1: Haha, you guys crack me up.

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Cannibal 1: I came for the invasion, I stayed for the food.
Cannibal 2: That was Frank's mistake. Do you want to end up like Frank?
Cannibal 1: IF IT MEANS YOU'LL ALL FINALLY BE CLOSE TO ME!!! :'(

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Nemesis 1: Why does my Raptor fire one bullet at a time but there's fires dozens?
Nemesis 2: You never did hear about the incident with the Turian and the Hornet on Ilos did you? Trust me, it could be worse.

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Phantom 1: I think that man's Phase Disruptor is the one version of our weaponry they didn't make better.
Phantom 2: Primitives.

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Phantom 1 (While executing a Krogan): I'm not sure how it's possible I'm doing this but I am!

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Atlas 1: That's a negative on the grab & smash, Command. He's standing on a slight incline.

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Phantom 1: Negative, Command. Target is still active. He fell through the terrain and respawned.

[skybound101]

Cerberus Trooper: They always stand back up every time I go near to stomp them. Biower fix this pls! Or at least give us Marauder's elbow.

[Titus Thongger]

Cannibals: Why are we the only trooper level unit that can't dodge?

[Sidney]

Why do THEY get the cool omni-tool shield without a flippin HOLE in it and I get this big metal target with a hole where my head goes?

[TODD 5184]

Atlas:"Bioware please stop letting Shadows Shadowstrike me. Buff my shield and armor, and my missile. Fire effect on my missile. Balance change please. I already move as fast as a walking Krogan."

Bioware:"You got it. Working as intended. Cheers!"

[jaydubs67]

Dragoon 1:  Alright, let's rush them.  
Dragoon 2:  I've got your back.  
Trooper:  What are you guys doing?  It's a cover-based shooter.  We should just shoot at them from behind these walls.  
Dragoon 1:  LOL.  What, did Cerberus just recruit you over Christmas?  
Dragoon 2:  Christmas newbs.  *sigh*  
*Smash noises in the background*  
Player:  F***ING DRAGOONS.  F U BIOWARE.  
***Squad Down  ---  Scrubbing Mission***
Dragoon 1:  See newbie?  Camping is for suckers.  
Trooper:  Yeah, whatever.  Running n gunning is a great way to get yourself killed.  It's much safer to hide behind these walls.  
Dragoon 2:  Ha!  Newbie doesn't know about AP ammo.  
Dragoon 1:  Maybe the Illusive Man will promote him to Guardian!  
Dragoon 2:  Why do these stupid troopers keep showing up in gold games?  Get back to bronze!  
Trooper:  Stupid elitist dragoons.    

[RaptorSolutions]

Ravager group: "Why the hell does reaper command send us out... Its like they don't realise we are pregnant..."

*Destroyer with Typhoon comes and starts popping sacks and slaughtering swarmers.*

Ravager: "My babies!"

Modifié par RaptorSolutions, 19 février 2013 - 03:20 .

[Ryquist]

Icophesis wrote...


Banshee: "God, doesn't anyone know how to detonate my biotic warp?!"

hahah! thank god they dont!!

[M4sterChi3f]

Banshee: "Why was that krogan able to biotic charge 7 times in a row? I thought only I could do that!"

[k1ngl1ves]

mybudgee wrote...

ARRRRRHHGG!!!!

When did we get a Pirate Faction...?

[Cirvante]

Dragoon 1: Alright guys, lets rush them and then spam smash all the time. LOL!
Dragoon 2: Damn campers, lets charge-smash them all at the same time.
Dragoon 3: Oh no, it's those damn little, blue orbs again. Quick, Charg-ARGHL!
*non-stop explosions and stunlock*
Dragoon 3: Biower pls, nerf that Scorpion, it's clearly broken!
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Nemesis: Hey, this is a good camping spot.
Engineer: Yeah, I'm gonna set down my turret here, lets all bunker down.
Dragoon: Nope, gonna 'Run 'n Gun'. Scrubs!
Guardian: Hey, wait for me guys. Guys, wait please ....

Modifié par Cirvante, 19 février 2013 - 03:52 .

[reioni]

Geth Rocket Troopers: "WTF did you see him reload cancel? Screw that i'm reload canceling 3 rockets right in to his face."
Banshee: "Awww man, I teleported all the way over here and he just runs away. Great now I gotta do it again."
Dragoon: "The rest of my team sucks. I'm always carrying them."

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

"Damn. Why can't we have a Hydra?"

[PoetryAvenger]

The Mad Hanar wrote...

RaptorSolutions wrote...

Ravager group: "Why the hell does reaper command send us out... Its like they don't realise we are pregnant..."

*Destroyer with Typhoon comes and starts popping sacks and slaughtering swarmers.*

Ravager: "My babies!"

....wait a minute, that's kind of sad!

Darkest sketch! Darkest sketch!

[Anders028]

 That ****g stun lock that is so annoying - signed all factions minions ps: this is a protest against the stun lock weapons

[Tallgeese_VII]

All enemies:
Geth Juggernaut is OP !
I quit.

[cegr25]

Banshee: DAMMIT RAVAGER!! Don't shoot someone I'm about to impale!!

Edit: Necro much?

Modifié par cegr25, 31 mars 2013 - 07:07 .

[SoundWraith]

reminiscent of the enemy mp forums thread waaaay back. Good fun.

STASIS IS OP. BIOWER NERF NAO OR I'M LEAVING CERBERUS

by Phantom

[ThatOddGuy]

Combat Engineer: "Well, I'm just gonna set this turret right down here. Dumdydumdum... wait, why are the lights all orange? Huh? Hey HEY!!BTAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!" *GLARGH*dead

"Sabotage is OP, biowerpls!"

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Cannibal: "Marauder Phaeston is OP, Biower pls!"

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Geth Prime: "Hey, Volus Sentinel, you're doing it wrong"

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Possessed Abomination: "DIRKA DIRKA, MUHAMMAD JIHAD!"

[Nylon Angel]

Brute: "That damn Swarmer stole my kill!"

Swarmer: "L2P"

[Thoraxe41]

"This is BULL! They are spawn camping us!, Everytime we spawn, we either have a rocket in our face, or a salvo of grenades!"

[Computron2000]

CenturionzForever: All this stun lock is crap. Sabotage, stagger. Energy drain, stagger. Don't even mention arc grenades

PraetoriansOwnzU: That's nothing, its the damage stagger thats dumb as hell. Oh look, i'm standing on tiptoe and starting to beam them. Oh no, i get big damage and stagger out of beam mode. WTF is this bioware?

MarauderPrime: I can live with the stagger. Its that wallhax that gets me mad. Who the fu*k came up with that bright idea? Shooting through walls? I tried shooting at a wall and it doesn't work for me. Asked Fred the Collaptain and he can't do it either. And whipping, spraying cryo particles though walls? WTH is that? Don't bioware know WTH is physics?!?

DronesAreUs: I just want to know when they are introducing more gears. All we ever have is that Geth Scanner. I already got it to XXX. Its nice to always be able to see where the enemy is, but i really would rather have one of those Structural Ergonomics or Stronghold gear the enemy has

LurvToEatYou: What?!? XXX?!? How did you get that high?!? I only have it up to VIII. Can't see cloaked guys but it tells me where everyone else on the map is. Damn geth, i knew they were going to hack the game again. As if the rocket troopers missile glitching isn't enough.

[Sopec]

Geths: I'm sick of Dubstep

[Vlark]

"Phantom:" OMG Biower that Stasis is SO OP! Cant do nothing whith THAT low cooldown? Unnerf! GAMEBREAKING!

"Geth Hunter" Hahaha learn to play