Draining Dragon wrote...
As I expected.
Criticism of Bioware? Oh no! Quick, burn the heretic! He dares to interrupt our ceremonial circlejerk!
I have to point out that, in fact you did interrupt my ceremonial circle jerk.
I gather pictures of Liara, Tali, Miranda, Thane, and Jack (ME 2 version, not the ***** that replaced her) and spread them around the bed. Candles are a must, several varieties. I try and use scents appropriate to the ladies (and Thane... that voice...) like Lavender for Liara.
I inhale deeply, ready my E-peen, and pray to the Holy Triumvirate Q-Bert, Mario and Pac-Man. I always pray for exactly the same two things:
- Please give the whingers of the internet something more productive to do with their time.
- Please find a cure for clumsy mothers.
So far, neither prayer has come true. And now you interrupted the only fun part of the process.




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