Mr Arg wrote...
When I'm joined to game of noobs, I yell at them (in my head) and tell them they shouldn't be playing silver or gold their first time playing.....
...seriously, has anyone else noticed an influx of noobs lately?
I don't say it just in my head, I will leave a party chat, to go to game chat to tell them off for how bad they suck and I'm very not nice about it, this is also regardless of their point value (if someone goes down 30 times a wave and gets a lot of kills they'll still get high points, but they suck donkey balls to an extreme that shouldn't exist).
squidney2k1 wrote...
- I "Rage 'Gel" more than I "Rage Missile"
- I have never been below 150 Cobra Missiles, and frequently end each Gold/Platinum match with 3 or 4 left. Lord have mercy!
I have never been below 200 of any of my items since I got them all to max, I refuse to use them regardless of the outcome of a game.
I rage Gel more often than I'd care to admit.
Dunvi wrote...
I'm agirlqueen. [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png[/smilie]
I have a vagina, and a rather masculine voice apparently.
I occasionally pretend to be male then turn around and do sexy moans over the mic to screw with the guys in chat, with no pay off later for them.
tungstenKestrel wrote...
I play the Drellguard, wrecking **** across the map, blitzkrieg style.
I play the Drellguard, with no consumable equips on gold, rarely going down, picking most everyone up, and getting the least amount of points, because everyone expects me to die super fast and costantly.
I rub it in that I live and pick up people constantly to the many many Krogan who I have to pick up who think they're amazing.
Mr Awesome 0ne wrote...
- I hate having less than 200 of every consumable
- I PUG 99.9% of the time because I think it is more fun.
I pug almost always, and never use consumables regardless of the difficulty level.
Other ones:
I have most of the classes unlocked, but I have yet to use even 1/4th of them, almost all of them still say "NEW"
Half of those I have unlocked and have used I've only gone so far as moding how they look as using them, I've never actually played as them.
I'll play as a Krogan in London (i think it is), and sit in the middle ground level area and say over mic constantly that I'll hold the line, only to die immediately afterwards simply for the lulz.
If people talk **** about me enough while in the game I'll purposely stay in the extraction zone until there's 2-4 seconds left then step just outside it to prevent a full extraction in order to teach ****s a lesson. And I'll continue to do so every game I play with them until they all leave and are replaced with other people.
I get killed by the low level reapers (husks and canables) constantly but take out the higher level ones face to face (brutes and banshees) on my own without much if any trouble at all.
When I'm downed I rarely use medigel even if I have plenty to spare.
I regurally run away from fights where my whole team is getting slaughtered to get to the other side of the board in order to survive just that little bit longer.
I will hold a line behind my thankless allies so that while they're dealing with some enemeis nothing comes up on them to kill them, when they **** about how I'm not helping, I run forward (the way they're dealing with stuff) to die on purpose then watch the eneimes that I've been killing behind them come up and kill them from behind.
I have lots of weapons unlocked, some really strong ones, I only use like 5 weapons, usually not the good ones.
I have the crusadier, I try to only get headshots with it.
I'll go into a game and snipe with both the crusadier and a sniper rifle for the lols.
When a single ally is making me angry I'll run up behind them and melee them until enemies sneak up on us then I'll run away and leave the ally to deal with it all, usually dying in the process.
I let people get insta-killed even when I have a rocket out simply because I'd rather not use them (not even to save them for a spawn kill later, just don't want to use it period).
I usually play naked and state it, apparently this is an uncommon thing that is crazily unheard of, people freak when I say as such.
When I have a friend playing with me and two pugs and I don't like either of them, my friend and I will vote to kick one, and leave it at that until the other pug kicks them or the one being voted off leaves of their own choice, then we immediately kick the other one (best if that pug votes to kick the person that would have prevented them from being kicked)
When people are being stupid and annoying I'll give them bad information to get them killed even if it loses us the game.
For people that suck at the game and go down often sometimes I just stand next to their dying body and melee the air simply so they know I can pick them up but won't, until they pick themselves up with medigel or die, I'll make sure to pick up everyone else constantly though simply to reinforce that I refuse to pick them up.
I hate tali's look she's ugly >.> <.< Liara is better.
I buy reserve packs more to get all the customizations unlocked for my character looks than for unlocking new characters.
I have only won 1 plat match ever, and I used the box. I plan to continue to do this to farm credits until they patch it, then I'll wait for the next jesus type room to sit in before I do it again.
When I go AFK I announce it and then I make sure my character is standing in the worst spot possible then go AFK when I come back if I've been downed I yell at my teammates for not keeping me alive, and when they tell me they tried I quote Yoda and yell at them some more. All while full well knowing my character has no chance of staying alive.
If someone is making annoying sounds, sounds annoying, or is playing what I think is ****ty music on mic, I'll purposely whistle loudly into my mic to hurt their ears, then pretend it wasn't me.
I mute those who have reveberation in their mics, period.
I totally love thane even though I don't like men, or fish.
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