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#126
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Saving Ashley on Virmire and watch her character get butchered in ME3 while Mr Alenko got stronger.


Also - romancing ANYONE except Liara.

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Anacronian Stryx wrote...

DeinonSlayer wrote...

FlyingSquirrel wrote...

Ieldra2 wrote...

Ah....I see a couple of pro-Destroyers have proven their fundamentalism again.

As for dumb moves....selecting James to repair the communication tower on Menae.


I don't think I've ever done that, precisely because Liara seems more likely to know her way around electronics and engineering. Does James actually screw something up or take long to repair it if you pick him?

Shepard: "James, get on it!"
James: "Uh, tech's not my specialty, but I'll pull a few wires and see what comes out."

*James approaches the holographic console, scratches the back of his head, and begins kicking it repeatedly*

Shepard: *facepalm*
Other squadmate: *stares at Shepard*


And yet by magic ..it works.


The scene is even better if the other squadmate is a techie like Tali, EDI or Garrus.  You can tell they're thinking, "Really, Shepard?"

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DeinonSlayer wrote...

Steelcan wrote...

Good idea Jacob, go through the vents.

JayneShep ran with that. :devil:

. There's a reason he was never put in command.....

#129
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bravo104 wrote...

how is that offencive to gays in any way? so now facts are "insulting to gays"? people do change there sexuality a lot on this planet, kaidan could of just realized it slowly, not just decided to be gay for no reason.



Post me a source to your "facts"
You dont just turn gay/bi you either are gay/bi or not.

#130
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MrGMM88 wrote...

bravo104 wrote...

how is that offencive to gays in any way? so now facts are "insulting to gays"? people do change there sexuality a lot on this planet, kaidan could of just realized it slowly, not just decided to be gay for no reason.



Post me a source to your "facts"
You dont just turn gay/bi you either are gay/bi or not.


Kaidan could prefer women but be open to a relationship with men.  From his date, he basically says he's lonely and wants companionship.  I think his gay relationship with Shepard is more based on friendship during the "end times" than mere physical attraction.

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GlassElephant wrote...

MrGMM88 wrote...

bravo104 wrote...

how is that offencive to gays in any way? so now facts are "insulting to gays"? people do change there sexuality a lot on this planet, kaidan could of just realized it slowly, not just decided to be gay for no reason.



Post me a source to your "facts"
You dont just turn gay/bi you either are gay/bi or not.


Kaidan could prefer women but be open to a relationship with men.  From his date, he basically says he's lonely and wants companionship.  I think his gay relationship with Shepard is more based on friendship during the "end times" than mere physical attraction.


Thats a opinion
I want the facts you were talking about

#132
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MrGMM88 wrote...

bravo104 wrote...

how is that offencive to gays in any way? so now facts are "insulting to gays"? people do change there sexuality a lot on this planet, kaidan could of just realized it slowly, not just decided to be gay for no reason.



Post me a source to your "facts"
You dont just turn gay/bi you either are gay/bi or not.


It's uncommon in men, but fairly common in women. The actress Meredith Baxter is one of the more prominent recent cases: "Before Baxter, 62, first started dating women seven years ago, the thought of being gay 'had never crossed my mind.'"

Of course, you could say she was lying to herself for decades,. You might even be right.  But you've still got a woman here who thought of herself as straight for most of her life and then.... not.

A friend of mine realized he was gay in his 40s. Oddly enough, this was a few months after his wife realized she was a lesbian. Most amicable divorce I've ever seen.

Modifié par AlanC9, 27 février 2013 - 09:59 .


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AlanC9 wrote...

MrGMM88 wrote...

bravo104 wrote...

how is that offencive to gays in any way? so now facts are "insulting to gays"? people do change there sexuality a lot on this planet, kaidan could of just realized it slowly, not just decided to be gay for no reason.



Post me a source to your "facts"
You dont just turn gay/bi you either are gay/bi or not.


It's uncommon in men, but fairly common in women. The actress Meredith Baxter is one of the more prominent recent cases: "Before Baxter, 62, first started dating women seven years ago, the thought of being gay 'had never crossed my mind.'"

Of course, you could say she was lying to herself for decades,. You might even be right.  But you've still got a woman here who thought of herself as straight for most of her life and then.... not.


So she might be bi. Nothing wrong with that but i still want the facts from him

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Err... I wasn't mentioning any facts? You were talking to someone else.

I don't think there are any hard "facts" on something like sexuality. People can't control who they're attracted to. He wants companionship and found it in a friend.

Modifié par GlassElephant, 27 février 2013 - 10:01 .


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MrGMM88 wrote...


So she might be bi. Nothing wrong with that but i still want the facts from him


She doesn't think she's bi -- unless we want to say that technically she has to be bi because in the past she did have successful relationships with men.

DeinonSlayer, you still here? I feel kind of bad about participating in this massive derail.

Modifié par AlanC9, 27 février 2013 - 10:01 .


#136
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GlassElephant wrote...

Err... I wasn't mentioning any facts? You were talking to someone else.

I don't think there are any hard "facts" on something like sexuality. People can't control who they're attracted to. He wants companionship and found it in a friend.


my mistake i misread the post
it was bravo who stated it and not you

#137
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Synthesis...

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Telling EDI to have sex with Joker.

The more I think about it...

I mean, she's a machine.

Metal.

No actual body parts.

Unless she actually is a sexbot...

OH GOD.

#139
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The Mad Hanar wrote...

Telling EDI to have sex with Joker.

The more I think about it...

I mean, she's a machine.

Metal.

No actual body parts.

Unless she actually is a sexbot...

OH GOD.

You figure she might have to use the chair warmer for a while first?

OH GOD.

#140
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DeinonSlayer wrote...

The Mad Hanar wrote...

Telling EDI to have sex with Joker.

The more I think about it...

I mean, she's a machine.

Metal.

No actual body parts.

Unless she actually is a sexbot...

OH GOD.

You figure she might have to use the chair warmer for a while first?

OH GOD.


Infiltration unit. The hair can separate to look like real one. It had synthetic skin. What if it had to go under a medical check up? Not having anything at all there would kind of stand out.

I just wonder if it vibrates or not

#141
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This thread is going to hell fast...

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The Night Mammoth wrote...

Choosing Synthesis.


yeah probably that^

#143
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It's the single biggest case of "what the hell, hero?" I've seen...

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Col.Aurion wrote...

Standing like an idiot when Thane was fighting wannabe Raiden.


Is it bad that my first question is... Why would anyone even want  to be Raiden?

Modifié par Unschuld, 27 février 2013 - 10:36 .


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Silcron wrote...

DeinonSlayer wrote...

The Mad Hanar wrote...

Telling EDI to have sex with Joker.

The more I think about it...

I mean, she's a machine.

Metal.

No actual body parts.

Unless she actually is a sexbot...

OH GOD.

You figure she might have to use the chair warmer for a while first?

OH GOD.


Infiltration unit. The hair can separate to look like real one. It had synthetic skin. What if it had to go under a medical check up? Not having anything at all there would kind of stand out.

I just wonder if it vibrates or not


Phrasing!

#146
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imo, walking around with your gun out and aimed feels like a fail. Especially when you're not in combat and other soldiers around you don't have their weapons out. You're pointing your gun at everything like an a-hole.

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Choosing synthesis. DERP.

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Anacronian Stryx wrote...

Failing to grasp that the genophage does NOT make Krogan sterile even though Mordin tell Shep this fact over and over gain.

This. God, how much did it frustrate me.

#149
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ME1
Going and talking to Jenna in Chora's Den instead of going to C-sec and finding out who her contact is. The first time I played I went to C-Sec to see if I could find her contact and when I couldn't find him/her I was like really Bioware? I have to go to Chora's Den and talk to Jenna, possibly exposing her as a spy? And then Shep is like "What are you talking about?" when Chellick gets upset then you could have blown Jenna's cover. Yeah FailShep.

When Shep asks Liara if Asari can mate with each other, Well, duh Shep! How do you think they've not died out before they came in contact with the Salarians? FailShep

When Shep compares the fate of the Krogan and the Genophage with what happened to humanity on Shanxi. Yeah not even marginally close to being the same thing. FailShep.

ME2
FemShep talking to Jacob in the Super Sexy Voice when you haven't even flirted with him. FailShep.

Asking Samara is she wants to talk about killing Morinth like two seconds after she killed Morinth to me is kind of a FailShep, if that's the same thing as InsentiveShep.

BrotherArdis wrote...

Anacronian Stryx wrote...

Failing to grasp that the genophage does NOT make Krogan sterile even though Mordin tell Shep this fact over and over gain.

This. God, how much did it frustrate me.

Yet Mordin also says that the Genophage doesn't kill, but repeatedly the Krogan mention children being born stillborn. Which to me means the Genophage does kill, if the mother almost cared it to term.

Modifié par Exile Isan, 28 février 2013 - 12:45 .


#150
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Double post, darn it.

Modifié par Exile Isan, 28 février 2013 - 12:43 .