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[askdodge]

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As per title, what ridiculous (and unlikely to be implemented) features would you like to see?

- Poker with squadmates and sworn enemies?
- Hanar slapfights in the Armax arena?
- A reaper disguised as a Tupari sports drink vending machine?

Modifié par askdodge, 04 mars 2013 - 03:20 .

[Sil]

Ridiculous features?

Saren popping by to get wild on the Citadel.

[M4N0FF4I7H]

Legitimate Antagonist.

[jijeebo]

Conrad Verner as a squadmate, with ridiculously OP biotic abilities and dual Cains.

[DeinonSlayer]

A face for Tali.

Ludicrous, I know.

[draken-heart]

askdodge wrote...

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Am I the only one who found this hilarious?

Modifié par draken-heart, 27 février 2013 - 09:46 .

[Sentient6]

Let us romance Joker. My heart was shattered when he refused Shep's advances in Purgatory.

[Silcron]

In KotOR we had black jack (pazaak), how about some poker here?

Or see thing like this:

that dance at 3: 55

[Taboo]

I want a dance hall. Shepard needs to learn how to dance.

Everyone needs to cut loose.

Footloose.

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

Open casket for Thane so he can join the party.
Both a renegade and paragon interrupt for femShep to kick Jacob in the balls if he was her ME2 LI, with option to shoot him in the foot as well.
A pool table mini-game.
A bowling alley mini-game.
A darts mini-game played with knives.
A big screen in your pad where you can watch episodes of Vaenia and Blasto with your LI.
A hallex and red sand lab in your apartment so you can run a drug ring and sell the stuff to the Casino and Club ... use Wrex and Zaeed for muscle.
A place to sell weapons and armor in case you run short on cash for gambling.
The ability to pull a heist of the casino in "Shepard's Eleven" style, complete with Kaidan giving a rendition of "Ain't That A Kick In The Head".

[Lost Mercenary]

Get everyone drunk and have a full blown orgy on camera.

The mission to the council archives is to remove the tape you made from the records.

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

Taboo-XX wrote...

I want a dance hall. Shepard needs to learn how to dance.

Everyone needs to cut loose.

Footloose.

This. A teach shepard to dance mini-game.

[Nightwriter]

I would actually love a bar type setup where characters from all three games regularly appear and exchange ambient dialogue.

[Volc19]

A proper ending and some mako driving.

They call me a madman...

[themikefest]

A dartboard with the images of the characters I don't like.

Femshep playing ME3 on her big screen.

Harbinger and Casper dancing together

Dunk the councilor contest.

Grunt and Wrex having a headbutting contest

[askdodge]

draken-heart wrote...

askdodge wrote...

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Am I the only one who found this hilarious?

Glad someone liked it 

[WheatleyHQ]

I want to see the StarBrat make an early appearance.

[XXIceColdXX]

Make peace with Toombs.

[Shad Croly]

draken-heart wrote...

askdodge wrote...

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Am I the only one who found this hilarious?

Not the only one. I thought it was hilarious.

[Renmiri1]

Can we spank star brat ?

[xoxin]

draken-heart wrote...

askdodge wrote...

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Am I the only one who found this hilarious?

Nope, I loled hard too.

Sil wrote...

Ridiculous features?

Saren popping by to get wild on the Citadel.

That would be hilarious

[UrgentArchengel]

A parrot. Yes, a talking bird that mocks every character at random moments.

[Ice Cold J]

 Ash coming on to Wrex, only to be heartbroken when she catches he and EDI doing the nasty.

Tali doing a striptease in Chora's Den.

Garrus without his visor and not being able to see a thing.

Liara with the voice of Dr. Mrs. The Monarch

Kaidan telling Javik that he's a whiny little b*!ch.

Miranda putting on 30 lbs.

Jack in a Victorian-era dress.

Jacob being relevant.

Samara running a string of obscenities that would make a trucker blush.

Kasumi actually eating Ramen.

Zaeed playing a violin.

Vega dancing shirtless with glowsticks during a rave in Purgatory.

[Col.Aurion]

Have a school girl suddenly sprout metallic wings and weapons out of her body and kill everything in the galaxy with a speech about how everything deserves to die for their sins.
/thead

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