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[Cainhurst Crow]

Exactly what the title says, come up with the craziest, most outlandish, and funniest ideas for whose behind the conspiracy in the last dlc of ME3.

My prediction is that the villian of this dlc will be Nightmare Moon, who after being imprisioned for 1000 years on luna was freed by the reapers arrival and attack. Now she seeks to destroy commander shepard before they can discover celestia's secret chamber within the citadel and manage to gather 5 teenagers with attitude to form the blasto megazord.

[Reap_ii]

its another shepard, cloned during the Lazaras project. but he has a hairy mole on his cheek, so you can tell them apart.

[Arbiter156]

Discord shows up and screws with the reapers sh*t?

[Cainhurst Crow]

Only after allers is revealed to be chrysalis in disguise.

[MegaSovereign]

Reap_ii wrote...

its another shepard, cloned during the Lazaras project. but he has a hairy mole on his cheek, so you can tell them apart.

No, you're doing it wrong!

The evil clone always has an evil mustache!!

[Arbiter156]

Yeah I only know thanks to my brony freinds who nicknamed me after "rarity". I'll just smile and nod XD

[Abraham_uk]

There will only be 4 previous squadmates appearing in Citadel DLC.
They will have 1-2 lines each clocking a total of 3 minutes screen time.

There will be 2 hours of combat.
The conspiracy will be very simplistic and have nothing to do with the war.


There will be a few extra war assets and some exposition with Admiral Hackett.

This DLC won't alter the endings.


Even if it's as minimalist as I'm anticipating, I'm still getting it.

[Reap_ii]

MegaSovereign wrote...

Reap_ii wrote...

its another shepard, cloned during the Lazaras project. but he has a hairy mole on his cheek, so you can tell them apart.

No, you're doing it wrong!

The evil clone always has an evil mustache!!

but my shep already has a flavor savor on his lip.  this would be redundant.

[BigEvil]

A group of mercenaries hired by Shepard's squadmates purely to distract Shepard while they plan an elaborate surprise party for Shepard.

Or it's that goddamned Salarian Dalatrass being a numbskull again.

[Hexley UK]

Casey Hudson shows up with an army of Deus-sex bots and their leader C4m31T0E, it turns out they control the Leviathans which made the Catalyst who controls the Reapers.

Includes a new pink ending where Shepard makes love to the entire galaxy thereby ending all war forever due to his special sack of space magic.

[MegaSovereign]

Reap_ii wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

Reap_ii wrote...

its another shepard, cloned during the Lazaras project. but he has a hairy mole on his cheek, so you can tell them apart.

No, you're doing it wrong!

The evil clone always has an evil mustache!!

but my shep already has a flavor savor on his lip.  this would be redundant.

An evil mustache has twirly looking tips.

[HiddenInWar]

Harkin pls

[Ziguehart]

They change the endings

Hey, you said ''Craziest predictions''

[Vlk3]

Zombie Thane controlled by Cerberus sent after Shep to kill him/her.

(The reason why they can't tell if there is something for him in this DLC - too complicated and spoilery, it fits. Yay!)

Modifié par Vlk3, 28 février 2013 - 08:05 .

[LTKerr]

- Blasto
- Keeper 20
- Casey Hudson wearing a tight dress
- Biotic God
- Cloned StarChild
- Harby the Reaper

[HiddenInWar]

LTKerr wrote...

- Blasto

/thread

[DOsquareZER]

Hexley UK wrote...

Casey Hudson shows up with an army of Deus-sex bots and their leader C4m31T0E, it turns out they control the Leviathans which made the Catalyst who controls the Reapers.

Includes a new pink ending where Shepard makes love to the entire galaxy thereby ending all war forever due to his special sack of space magic.

I thought that was the green beam ending.

Modifié par doozer12, 28 février 2013 - 08:06 .

[Mr.House]

MegaSovereign wrote...

Reap_ii wrote...

MegaSovereign wrote...

Reap_ii wrote...

its another shepard, cloned during the Lazaras project. but he has a hairy mole on his cheek, so you can tell them apart.

No, you're doing it wrong!

The evil clone always has an evil mustache!!

but my shep already has a flavor savor on his lip.  this would be redundant.

An evil mustache has twirly looking tips.

This

Would be funny as hell with an evil mustache.

[MECavScout01]

I have this crazy idea. Now bear in mind.

It involves an intelligence right? And this intelligence takes the form of a child that Shepard saw killed on Earth. Now this child is responsible for the Reapers. And he for some reason thinks that organics and synthetics will always kill each other. So he made the Reapers to kill everyone first. Then you have to pick a color coded explosion that solves everything and nothing at once, and you die.

Imagine if that was the villain.

[crimzontearz]

It will include an explicit AO minigame called "how to find and properly stimulate the Azure"

[Hexley UK]

MECavScout01 wrote...

I have this crazy idea. Now bear in mind.

It involves an intelligence right? And this intelligence takes the form of a child that Shepard saw killed on Earth. Now this child is responsible for the Reapers. And he for some reason thinks that organics and synthetics will always kill each other. So he made the Reapers to kill everyone first. Then you have to pick a color coded explosion that solves everything and nothing at once, and you die.

Imagine if that was the villain.

Now your just getting rediculous....

[Argolas]

It'll be a thrall of Star Dog.

[Tom Lehrer]

Quarian Admiral Xen!

[Fiery Phoenix]

Mr.House wrote...

@OP: Armistan Banes?

[DetcelferVisionary]

1) Space Hamster Indoctrinated. The reason for Shepard's nightmares revealed! "He Watches You, Even When You Sleep".
2) The Bioware staff. "Revenge for the Fallen" (double meaning)
3) Harbinger indoctrinations. "All Your Citadel Belong to Me"
4) Urdnot Rex breaks wind which brings about a series of unfortunate events. "Krogan Backdraft"
5) Shepard finds his romance is with child. "Rage of the Prego".
6) Shepard's father returns "Family Reunion"